God kills sodomite bird

[Bjorn Jensen]

Ever since 2018, these two freaks of nature in Sidney, Austria has been celebrated by the woke left community as an example of how homosexuality is a "thing" even in nature and has inspired children worldwide to learn about ungodly things like progress, compassion, acceptance, and respect for diversity. Well, God just snuffed one of them out, it happened to be just 1 year before the expected maximum age of penguins in captivity but clearly this is a sign from God that even among animals, the homosexual deathstyle choice only leads to death and misery in the end, a lesson to be taught and learnt. Some may say it was due to old age, but why then did it happen one year before the expected maximum age? Sphen the sodomite penguin who would have been polar bear food in the wild, is no more, has ceased to be, has kicked the bucket, has run down the curtain. Something worthy of celebration, SHOUT GLORY!

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/gay-penguin-sphen-dies-magic-mourns-song-sydney-aquarium-rcna167723

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Someone should tell the scientists that, unlike mammals which have separate openings for reproduction and excretion, birds have a single opening called the cloaca. Both male and female birds have cloacas. It is mathematically impossible for penguins to be gay - just more proof of Big Gay spreading its homosexual agenda. What next - gay rainbows? Gay gravity?

Warning: women and children should look away.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

For a minute I thought that this post was about the friend of Wicked Mickey: Donald Duck.

[Johny Joe Hold]

God designed chickens to mate easily. He knew we humans needed more inexpensive chickens and eggs to eat. But God still made certain there were roosters and hens. He had no use for homer penguins.

[Romeo Rovagnati]

God designed chickens to mate easily. He knew we humans needed more inexpensive chickens and eggs to eat. But God still made certain there were roosters and hens. He had no use for homer penguins.

Thank God for Global Warming we will have less of these.

[handmaiden]

Someone should tell the scientists that, unlike mammals which have separate openings for reproduction and excretion, birds have a single opening called the cloaca. Both male and female birds have cloacas. It is mathematically impossible for penguins to be gay - just more proof of Big Gay spreading its homosexual agenda. What next - gay rainbows? Gay gravity?

Warning: women and children should look away.

Sorry, Brother Dr., but I made the mistake of glancing at the diagram before I read your warning. Now I am Very Confused, If rooster's don't have a certain male part, then why are they called c#cks?

It makes as much sense as the Catholic Church insisting that only those with c#cks are allowed to be priests and then making the priests swear not to use their c#cks.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Sorry, Brother Dr., but I made the mistake of glancing at the diagram before I read your warning. Now I am Very Confused, If rooster's don't have a certain male part, then why are they called c#cks?

Sister, oh dear Sister! What a thing to be rattling around your pretty little head. That's why I posted a warning - you simply must be more careful in the future.

Let's see - how can I explain this in a way that won't cause more trouble. Hmm... cocks without cocks. Think of it like chicks with dicks, but the opposite. Perhaps an example will help. ***IMAGE OF GAY ANIMAL MIDGET PORN AUTOMATICALLY CENSORED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE BY JesOS***

[MitzaLizalor]

Oh dear,

will remove this "costume" from my hire collection,

it's not really a costume is it?

Had no idea!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

It makes you wonder how can mosquitoes be even more useful than some fat birds who can't even fly.

[MitzaLizalor]

It makes you wonder how can mosquitoes be even more useful than some fat birds who can't even fly.

I'm sorry – how are you saying the mosquito is useful?

[Basilissa]

I'm sorry – how are you saying the mosquito is useful?

I assume God created them to annoy people and occasionally inflict hellbound sinners with deadly diseases - that's useful.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/08/29/eee-map-cases-symptoms/74998682007/

[MitzaLizalor]

We are so fortunate, being immune to all encephalopathies, because we are frightened by God and therefore He loves us.

Psalm 103:2 3 6 11 Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases . . . The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that are oppressed . . . For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

[Johny Joe Hold]

We are so fortunate, being immune to all encephalopathies, because we are frightened by God and therefore He loves us.

Psalm 103:2 3 6 11 Bless the LORD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases . . . The LORD executeth righteousness and judgment for all that are oppressed . . . For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

I've never heard, but am curious, about how the penguin the two homers raised turned out. Did it live a homer lifestyle as well? The humans watching all of this are the guilty parties. Surely they had to opportunity to snatch the egg and place it with proper parents.