NASA "Anus-nauts" Hug in Space For Entire World to See

[handmaiden]

Thank Jesus, President Trump won the war over Iran so now he can deal with NASA and its perversions.





Yeah, like I really believe that one of those guys had a "wife".

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Outrage! The President should step in to rename this crater after himself. It's his crater discovered on his watch. Trump crater.

[MitzaLizalor]

Sorry, bit out of my lane, couldn't there be more than one?

[Basilissa]

Outrage! The President should step in to rename this crater after himself. It's his crater discovered on his watch. Trump crater.

Only a crater? Too small for our President. Even the whole Moon would be too small...

I got it! Let's rename the Sun into the Trump. It's gold and shiny and awesome just like our President

An example in conversation:

"The Trump is really shining today, isn't it?"
"Oh yes, after several gloomy rainy days, this day is so nice and trumpy!"

[Madame Frottage]

It may be my morphine but I just see a black mass with two pairs of legs and the arm. Maybe it's the THING?????

[handmaiden]

Only a crater? Too small for our President. Even the whole Moon would be too small...

I got it! Let's rename the Sun into the Trump. It's gold and shiny and awesome just like our President

An example in conversation:

"The Trump is really shining today, isn't it?"
"Oh yes, after several gloomy rainy days, this day is so nice and trumpy!"

Sister Basilissa, your post put me in mind of the Prophet Elisha, who was taken up directly to Heaven without suffering death, even as we True Christians^TM will soon (SO Soon!) be taken up to The Lord's Presence.

Just as it is impossible to imagine the Sun disappearing from the sky, so, too, it is impossible to imagine our Dear President no longer shining his charismatic light upon America. Certainly, one cannot imagine him suffering the indignities of old age and death. If Elisha was worthy to be "translated", so is Donald Trump.

Honestly, with so much happening in the world, I am more and more convinced that Jesus will return soon and take up all of His followers any day now. How appropriate will it be when the trumpet sounds and Donald Trump is the first to rise up through the skies.

How foolish of NASA to fly people to the Moon when the flight to Heaven is so very close to hand. But Satan is well aware of Our Lord's plans* and seeks to divert as many as possible from coming to Jesus.



* I am not certain how he knows all this because Satan cannot share in God's omniscience. But because God knew all things before He created Mankind, e may have discussed the matter in Satan's hearing before The Fall.

[MitzaLizalor]

How foolish of NASA to fly people to the Moon when the flight to Heaven is so very close to hand. But Satan is well aware of Our Lord's plans and seeks to divert as many as possible from coming to Jesus.

It does seem to take a long time to get there, too. Perhaps they're weaving around looking for Jesus who is already in Heaven and thus not at the altitude of the moon and sun. How far above them the firmament is positioned I don't know but close enough that when a portal was opened for Him to pass through, the resulting cloud was visible. Jesus is on the other side of that so hovering around the moon or sun will not render Him visible. One estimate of their altitude is in the 500 mile range.

There is a very easy proof that we can all see with our God given eyes, sunbeams. If light goes in straight lines then light from a very distant Sun would be coming towards us in parallel lines, it would appear as straight vertical columns coming down from the clouds. However look at sunbeams, they are not parallel at all! Just take a ruler and you can join up the lines and plot the exact position of the Sun, not too far above the clouds. You can see from the following photos that the sunbeams are far from parallel so proof of a relatively close Sun.

The same applies to the moon, although moonbeams are a little more difficult to photograph. Unless a portal is opened, as it was for Stephen, nobody will see anything on the other side of the sky. Stephen's testimony is evidence for the location of Jesus and although The Firmament is opaque, Jesus can see through it. He therefore knows who is flying around what at any given time and what they are doing.

Acts 7:56 [Stephen] said, Behold, I see the heavens opened, and the Son of man standing on the right hand of God.