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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #46
    Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

    Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
    So while you sit there anonymously behind your computer and snicker, here are two thoughts that obviously NEVER crossed your narrow minds:

    1) Yesterday, parents lost their son, siblings lost their brother, and three children lost their father. And that's incredibly funny, right haters? You're just sitting there behind a computer, yukking it up, and blogging your vile hate anywhere you can post it.
    That's not two thoughts, though. That's barely half a thought.
    Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
    NOT,IS PIC OF MY WIFE.
    When I was a little boy, I used to have a pet cat that I loved very much until my Jew parents ate it. But I don't use a picture of that (or, translated into whatever blasphemous wetback dialect you use, "CAT PIC, NOT IS"), I use one of me. Because that's what normal people do.
    Think what you want, but there isn't a single person on this entire planet whose life would hold up under the kind of microscopic scrutiny that people like Michael Jackson have/had to deal with. Not one person.
    I think most people would probably be able to hold up under the "do you molest children?" test, though.
    But when it happens to someone else, you simply giggle behind your computer monitor and stuff junk food into your mouth.
    More lies. As it happened, when I heard about the dead paedo clown, I was eating an apple. If I can't even trust you about that, why should I trust you about anything else?
    I even received a text message today from a friend, passing along what she thought was a funny joke about what happened yesterday, forgetting the sadness she herself felt when her own daughter's 19 year old boyfriend was killed by a drunk driver some months ago. Same thing: parents lost their son, siblings lost their brother, a lot of people lost a good friend, and a young person lost the chance to live his life. Her reaction then was how everyone wanted to kill the drunk driver. Today, it's plastic surgery joke. My response was a simple "Not funny...", and I haven't heard back from her since.
    That's understandable. There are much funnier jokes than the plastic surgery ones. What's black and white and dead all over?
    Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
    I don't see any Bible passages that tell us to hate anyone. There are some that imply God hates people, but of course that is just anthropomorphic figurative speech.
    Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • JUAN GARCIA, repulsive dago queer
      Unsaved trash,unintelligent, undereducated, and religious hating pig
      • Jun 2009
      • 172

      #47
      Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      It sure tells us who not to love. And I believe it says it's OK to love other Christians. At least True Christians™, that is.

      I've never encountered as much stupidity, illiterate, ignorant and
      uneducated people posting on landover forum. Hasn't anyone gone to school? What
      is the educational level of these people? Is this an example of how
      inadequate our educational system is??
      The ignorance and sheer stupidity of people who post here is amazing.
      Sshould shut down the entire page until things settle
      down. The roaches are crawling roaches are crawling out of the
      woodwork, the idiots are blogging, and this whole page has gone out of
      control. I've seen racism and anti-Semitism on these posts, I've read
      of suicides of f, and just about everything you can imagine. One must
      ask themselves: what, as a society are we coming to when people can't
      think, spell, and even express their thoughts in a correct grammatical
      manner. I think the Federal Government needs to look at these postings
      and see how much sheer stupidity is rampant on these pages. Someone
      may reply, "Then what are YOU doing here?". I'm here because I am
      curious, but now I've become shocked and alarmed at the mental
      deficiencies of these posters. If this is what America has produced
      with respect to education, then we as a nation are going to become
      extinct.
      Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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      • Professor Tyeisha X
        WARNING! Racist communist feminazi bulldyke
        Unsaved trash
        • Jun 2009
        • 293

        #48
        Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

        Mr. Garcia, unlike these uneducated yokels here, I am a professor of African-American studies at Berkeley and I must say I agree with your sentiment. However, just because of their oppressive and negative nature, does not mean you should be ashamed of your homosexuality. By staying in the closet, you are simply enabling these brainwashed Christians and are giving power to them.

        Don't give them that power! Stand up, Juan Garcia and say out loud: "I am gay and I am proud!". I know you can do it. Find the strength.

        Your friend and ally,
        Professor Tyeisha X
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        Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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        • Serenity-Millennium
          Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
          Unsaved trash
          • Jun 2009
          • 472

          #49
          Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
          Jesus was using a figure of speech. He meant that you love God so much more, that it's almost as if you hate those people. Let's look at the parallel verse in Matthew 10:37

          Matthew 10: 34-37"Don't think I've come to make life cozy. I've come to cut—make a sharp knife-cut between son and father, daughter and mother, bride and mother-in-law—cut through these cozy domestic arrangements and free you for God. Well-meaning family members can be your worst enemies. If you prefer father or mother over me, you don't deserve me. If you prefer son or daughter over me, you don't deserve me.



          37He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me.

          In fact we know from other parts of scripture you are supposed to love your parents (Exodus 20:12, Deuteronomy 5:16, Ephesians 6:2, Proverbs 1:8, Proverbs 23:22, Malachi 4:6); wives (Ephesians 5:28, Ephesians 5:33, Colossians 3:19), children (Colossians 3:21), siblings (Leviticus 19:17, 1 John 3:15, 1 John 4:20-21), and yourself (Leviticus 19:17).

          The only explanation would be that the Bible is contradicting itself.

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          • Emma Sue
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 8

            #50
            Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

            Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
            NOT,IS PIC OF MY WIFE.
            Sir, your wife looks like a harlot. I suggest that you do somthing with her, shameful!


            Proverbs 29:3
            Whoso loveth wisdom rejoiceth his father: but he that keepeth company with harlots spendeth his substance.
            Nahum 1:2
            God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.

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            • Miss April
              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
              Forum Member
              • Apr 2009
              • 685

              #51
              Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

              Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
              Luke 2: 8-12There were sheepherders camping in the neighborhood. They had set night watches over their sheep. Suddenly, God's angel stood among them and God's glory blazed around them. They were terrified. The angel said, "Don't be afraid. I'm here to announce a great and joyful event that is meant for everybody, worldwide: A Savior has just been born in David's town, a Savior who is Messiah and Master. This is what you're to look for: a baby wrapped in a blanket and lying in a manger."

              10And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.
              That's not in the Bible Troll Why are you Making things Up?

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              • Serenity-Millennium
                Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 472

                #52
                Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                Ok, what is in the bible at Luke 2:10 then?

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #53
                  Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                  Luke 2:10 (King James Version)

                  And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.


                  Quite different
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Serenity-Millennium
                    Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 472

                    #54
                    Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                    Please read my post carefully. That quote is there, underneath the other one.

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                    • Miss April
                      Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 685

                      #55
                      Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                      Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                      Please read my post carefully. That quote is there, underneath the other one.
                      Troll but the Top Quote is not in the Bible why did you make it up? but I see that the other one is there now so I'm very sorry:/

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                      • Serenity-Millennium
                        Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 472

                        #56
                        Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                        I FORGIVE YOU SISTER! *HUGS*

                        And I didn't make up the first one, it's from a Bible translation/paraphrase called "The Message".

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                        • Mrs. Rogers
                          compassion personified
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2692

                          #57
                          Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                          Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                          I FORGIVE YOU SISTER! *HUGS*
                          This is not the time nor place for your ghastly lesbo make-up sex. Please pluck each other's chins elsewhere.

                          And I didn't make up the first one, it's from a Bible translation/paraphrase called "The Message".
                          "The Message" translation is quite useful -- it's perfect when one has a touch of constipation. Three verses of hippie, drippy drivel is usually enough to loosen the bowels.
                          True Christians are Perfect!

                          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                          • Serenity-Millennium
                            Lying fluffy-bunny false Christian,
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 472

                            #58
                            Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                            I can't be involved with lesbo anything, I am a man (not that there's anything wrong with that!)

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                            • Miss April
                              Landover's Version of Carrie Prejean
                              Forum Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 685

                              #59
                              Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                              Originally posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
                              I can't be involved with lesbo anything, I am a man (not that there's anything wrong with that!)
                              Well I guess wonderful Sister Mrs.Rogers Thought you were a Girl that doesn't Surprise me you sound like a Queer the way you talk Listen Troll I think you need to Get Jesus In your life Soon

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                              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                True Christian™ Televangelist
                                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 8622

                                #60
                                Re: two thing you haters should consider (non haters read this a

                                Serenity-Millennium, this is for you.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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