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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #46
    Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

    Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
    It's not fair, it simply is not.
    Jesus never promised fair.

    Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
    I was raised a Christain,
    Apparently, not very well.



    Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
    I believed in God when I was younger (still do). When I found out I was gay, I HATED it! Do you honestly believe people would choose to be discriminated against, spit on for something they can't help? God knows I tried to fight it, but it's like trying not to think of something despite it constantly coming back to mind. Could you stop being heterosexual? If somone despised you, rediculed, hated, and wanted to beat you for being heterosexual, would you simply stop? Could it be as easy as turning off a lightswitch? To the best of my abilities, I know the answer.
    People who love to play the victim card would.

    Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
    No one in my family knows because I'm scared. Terrified that they would hate me, despise me and toss me away like a rotten apple. My Grandma brought me into my faith, teaching me God was a wonderful, caring God. The other day, she bluntly told me gays, bisexuals, etc. were going to go to hell for their sins. How could I go to her and say I was gay? Would she hate me, pray for me, or - like this father - beat me into seeing the light? I kept my tongue but shame and guilt plague me whenever I see a regular couple and I pray, beg, urge for a relationship like that but I can't.
    Son, the only reason you can't is because you don't actually trust Jesus. You haven't confessed to Him your deepest, darkest sins, you haven't accepted Him as your LORD and Master for your entire life, therefore your prayers are for naught. (James 5:16) As His servant (Romans 6:22), you should be willing and eager to do His bidding, and that includes getting married to a nice girl, having sex with her, and only her, and getting her pregnant with little Soldiers for Christ!

    Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
    I attempted suicide, countless times. Hanging, suffocation - I failed. I really don't want to live like this but it seems like I have no choice. I pray and urge for change but I'm still me, only me. I decided to start a career in the healthcare field, hoping to find what God has in store for me there and do some good.
    But you do have a choice, son. You simply stop being queer with other men and start acting like a man with a woman. Good grief, how hard can it be?

    Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
    Don't hate me for being gay, I hate myself for it already. For no matter the amount of physical pain, it is nothing to what your beatings would feel like. Consider yourself lucky, I wish I could be like you.
    I don't hate you, friend, but God can't stand the sight of you like this. Because you are an abomination unto Him (Leviticus 18:22), He will toss you into the fiery lakes of Hell like yesterday's trash unless you repent, put your trust in Him, and become a faithful servant. That means to stop whining about what you want, and simply do what you're told.

    Yours in Christ,

    Mary

    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #47
      Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

      Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
      It's not fair, it simply is not. I was raised a Christain, I believed in God when I was younger (still do). When I found out I was gay, I HATED it! Do you honestly believe people would choose to be discriminated against, spit on for something they can't help? God knows I tried to fight it, but it's like trying not to think of something despite it constantly coming back to mind. Could you stop being heterosexual? If somone despised you, rediculed, hated, and wanted to beat you for being heterosexual, would you simply stop? Could it be as easy as turning off a lightswitch? To the best of my abilities, I know the answer.
      No one in my family knows because I'm scared. Terrified that they would hate me, despise me and toss me away like a rotten apple. My Grandma brought me into my faith, teaching me God was a wonderful, caring God. The other day, she bluntly told me gays, bisexuals, etc. were going to go to hell for their sins. How could I go to her and say I was gay? Would she hate me, pray for me, or - like this father - beat me into seeing the light? I kept my tongue but shame and guilt plague me whenever I see a regular couple and I pray, beg, urge for a relationship like that but I can't.
      I attempted suicide, countless times. Hanging, suffocation - I failed. I really don't want to live like this but it seems like I have no choice. I pray and urge for change but I'm still me, only me. I decided to start a career in the healthcare field, hoping to find what God has in store for me there and do some good.
      Don't hate me for being gay, I hate myself for it already. For no matter the amount of physical pain, it is nothing to what your beatings would feel like. Consider yourself lucky, I wish I could be like you.
      Your grandma is right about God's views on gayness. If you expect to get true fellowships from Christians if you come out to them you are very much mistaken. They will shun you with perfect knowledge that God is with them! GLORY

      You may also come across false Christians who will tell you God is fine with you being gay but be assured that they are being two faced and they either hate God and are dragging you to Hell or they secretly hope to turn you straight by getting under your skin.

      Here at Landover we are more honest. God does indeed hate you for being gay. You cannot be gay and be a True Christian. There are many gay people pretending to be Christian but they are lying to themselves. They cannot go to Heaven so are wasting their time.

      Go and read the Bible and you will see that I am right. Learn to believe in God as much as we do and you'll stop worrying about getting into Heaven. Your whole ridiculous worrying about your gayness will go because there isn't a single gay True Christian. Imagine being free from all the feelings of being oppressed by your family.

      Sadly, to then be true to yourself you may have to leave your family as they doubtless will not see the true nature of God in the same way you do, but this has been the way for many of us once we truly saw Jesus for what He really is.

      I hope you read my words with true understanding.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Onlyme
        Unsaved trash
        • Jul 2012
        • 2

        #48
        Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

        I apologize, I did not mean to come as being 'whiny' but looking back, I can see why you thought that way. I'm just desperate. Your words, 'Good grief, how hard could it be?' were probably meant well but still you do not undestand what I am going through. I may be playing the victim card but some people are actually victims.

        I came to this website thinking that I may find help but all I got was being mocked and tread upon. I wasn't forcing homosexuality on anymore as I got an infarction (or whatever the heck it is called) by a pastor. Thanks for being merciful and helping me through this, Pastor Ezekiel. Maybe you would like to check the biblical quote in Romans about those being Unmerciful.

        Redeemed Paptist and Mary E., thank you for your kind words and suggestions; I'll do my best in following them. Not everything is done in a day but I'll keep trying. I have read the Bible when I was younger but I'm pursuing it again as I hopefully will have a better insight upon it. Thank you.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #49
          Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

          Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
          I apologize, I did not mean to come as being 'whiny' but looking back, I can see why you thought that way. I'm just desperate. Your words, 'Good grief, how hard could it be?' were probably meant well but still you do not undestand what I am going through. I may be playing the victim card but some people are actually victims.
          Perhaps you are a victim of not being one of God's elect. Not many people will get to heaven. I suppose you'll be in good company among the billions and billions of others burning in hell.

          I would read Romans 9 if I were you. You might find some comfort in it.

          16So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy.
          17For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth.
          18Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth.
          19Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will?
          20Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus?
          21Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
          22What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:
          23And that he might make known the riches of his glory on the vessels of mercy, which he had afore prepared unto glory,
          Maybe the Lord has hardened your heart, so He can shower His glory on the rest of us who will actually make it to heaven.

          I came to this website thinking that I may find help but all I got was being mocked and tread upon. I wasn't forcing homosexuality on anymore as I got an infarction (or whatever the heck it is called) by a pastor. Thanks for being merciful and helping me through this, Pastor Ezekiel. Maybe you would like to check the biblical quote in Romans about those being Unmerciful.
          You really need to spend more time reading your text. The Pastor is preaching exactly as we are taught to in the New Testament.
          Jude 1
          7Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

          8Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

          18How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
          19These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
          20But ye, beloved, building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost,
          21Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life.
          22And of some have compassion, making a difference:
          23And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire; hating even the garment spotted by the flesh.
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • ConfusedByReligion
            Unsaved Trash, degenerate godmocker
            • Jul 2012
            • 3

            #50
            Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Did you even read what Brother Levi wrote?

            He made several cromulant points about how the Bible(KJV1611) explicitly says we should beat our children if we love them and you ignore them like hippo wallowing in filth!

            You don't listen: you have your preconcieved views that we twist the Bible(KJV1611).

            If you can find any where a True Christisn™ on this site I will send £50 to a God hating charity of your choosing: that's how confident I am.



            Bragging about your rod of liquid silk splattering across your lovers face is unbecoming: please stop.

            YIC
            The level of ignorance astounds me. Perhaps I am wrong, but wasn't it Jesus (The son of God) that tried to put an end to practices like that. Remember when he defended a whore from stoning? Or are those the lessons that you chose to ignore?

            "And the scribes and Pharisees brought unto Him a woman taken in adultery; and when they had set her in the midst, They say unto Him, Master, this woman was taken in adultery, in the very act. Now Moses in the Law commanded us, that such should be stoned: but what sayest Thou?"

            "This they said, tempting Him, that they might have to accuse Him."

            "But Jesus stooped down, and with His finger wrote on the ground, as though He heard them not. So when they continued asking Him, He lifted up Himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her. And again He stooped down, and wrote on the ground."

            "And they which heard it, being convicted by their own conscience, went out one by one, beginning at the eldest, even unto the last: and Jesus was left alone, and the woman standing in the midst."

            "When Jesus had lifted up Himself, and saw none but the woman, He said unto her, Woman, where are those thine accusers? Hath no man condemned thee?"

            "She said, No man, Lord."

            "And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more." (John 8:2-11 KJV)

            Are you also aware that if you are going to quote the old testament that you and your followers should no longer eat any pork products.

            "And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #51
              Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

              Originally posted by ConfusedByReligion View Post
              The level of ignorance astounds me. Perhaps I am wrong, but wasn't it Jesus (The son of God) that tried to put an end to practices like that.
              Ye do err. Not knowing the scriptures or the power of God.

              Not at all, friend. Jesus chastised the Pharisees for not following all of God's law, including the stoning of disobedient children.

              Matthew 15:3-9

              3 But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition?
              4 For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.
              5 But ye say, Whosoever shall say to his father or his mother, It is a gift, by whatsoever thou mightest be profited by me;
              6 And honour not his father or his mother, he shall be free. Thus have ye made the commandment of God of none effect by your tradition.
              7 Ye hypocrites, well did Esaias prophesy of you, saying,
              8 This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
              9 But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

              Remember when he defended a whore from stoning? Or are those the lessons that you chose to ignore?
              And what did Jesus say after He spared the adulteress? Did He say, "Aw, that's okay. Poor baby. You don't know any better."?

              Not quite.

              "And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more." (John 8:11 KJV)

              Are you also aware that if you are going to quote the old testament that you and your followers should no longer eat any pork products.
              Jesus specifically overturned the dietary laws. But what did Jesus say were the two most important commands and where did He get them from?


              "And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8
              Yeah, that Deuteronomy is crazy! Crazy I tell you! Jesus would never have quoted it!

              Deuteronomy 6:4-5
              4 Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God is one Lord:
              5 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Jack O'fagan
                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                True Christian™
                • Feb 2011
                • 4836

                #52
                Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

                Originally posted by ConfusedByReligion View Post
                The level of ignorance astounds me. Perhaps I am wrong, but wasn't it Jesus (The son of God) that tried to put an end to practices like that.
                Jesus's words from the new testament.

                Luke 12:46 The lord of that servant will come in a day when he looketh not for him, and at an hour when he is not aware, and will cut him in sunder, and will appoint him his portion with the unbelievers. 47 And that servant, which knew his lord's will, and prepared not himself, neither did according to his will, shall be beaten with many stripes.

                Originally posted by ConfusedByReligion View Post
                Are you also aware that if you are going to quote the old testament that you and your followers should no longer eat any pork products.

                "And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase." Deuteronomy 14:8
                Again Jesus's words from the new testament.

                Mark 7:15
                There is nothing from without a man, that entering into him can defile him: but the things which come out of him, those are they that defile the man.

                YIC

                Jack
                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555

                  #53
                  Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

                  Originally posted by Onlyme View Post
                  I have read the Bible when I was younger but I'm pursuing it again as I hopefully will have a better insight upon it. Thank you.
                  All you're going to find in there is condemnation, son. God hates a fag like you, and that's a hard fact that you may not want to hear but it's the God's Honest Truth(c).

                  Unless you sincerely repent of your perverted behavior
                  , you are going to spend eternity being tortured in hell. So choose, boy: the fleeting bliss of playing "hide the pickle" with hairy sweaty strangers, or the eternal bliss of sitting with Jesus up in Heaven, laughing at the sinners down in hell as they suffer.

                  "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
                    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #54
                    Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

                    Here is also a handy thread on spanking the gay away.

                    At LBC, we will cure your perversion of choice (even if we have to stone you).


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                    • Hitler666
                      Unsaved trash, chronic masturbator
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 1

                      #55
                      Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

                      Homosexuals are right
                      And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him. Revelation 12:9

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14079

                        #56
                        Re: This is how you beat the gay out of your kid:

                        Originally posted by Hitler666 View Post
                        Homosexuals are right
                        Another contender for "Most Stupid, Boring, and Witless Post of the Month", huh?

                        You've got my vote, but there's still four days left, and a lot of kids haven't gone back to school yet.

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