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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

    Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
    ah, would that be the smell of Glendora's cooking? or of her? that you're referring to?
    I would assume her cooking. Brother Lee, I hope you haven't been confused by that lewd minded Canadian harlot Allie.

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    • bonzo2
      • Mar 2007
      • 144

      #32
      Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

      I quite like fruit and faggots ad coloured underwear - does tha make me unworthy by your beliefs?

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      • Rev. Dr. Davidson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jan 2007
        • 1439

        #33
        Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

        Originally posted by bonzo2 View Post
        I quite like fruit and faggots ad coloured underwear - does tha make me unworthy by your beliefs?
        Not necessarily, but playing hide the sausage another guy certainly does.
        "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
        (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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        • Glendora Christianson
          Spiritual Mother of LBC
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2329

          #34
          Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

          Dear Lord! I forgot about certain kinds of cake! NO! NO! NO!
          Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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          • Peter
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2007
            • 279

            #35
            Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

            You all have homophobia.

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #36
              Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

              Originally posted by Peter View Post
              You all have homophobia.
              ??
              We're not scared of homersexuals...
              We only want them dead, as God commands.
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • Rev. Dr. Davidson
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jan 2007
                • 1439

                #37
                Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

                Originally posted by Peter View Post
                You all have homophobia.
                Not at all. Are you saying that you're a homer, and you're afraid of us by chance? Fear not, for now anyway. God has commanded us to obey secular law. It is illegal to stone homers to heats, as written in scripture, so we must wait until those nasty LIE-beral laws have been abolished.
                "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #38
                  Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

                  Originally posted by Peter View Post
                  You all have homophobia.
                  To paraphrase the Godly Alessandra Mussolini, I'd rather have "homophobia" (whatever that is) than AIDS.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #39
                    Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

                    Originally posted by Peter View Post
                    You all have homophobia.
                    Are you saying being analy raped is nothing to be afraid of friend?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Larry Lee
                      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 4464

                      #40
                      Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Are you saying being analy raped is nothing to be afraid of friend?
                      It is the risk one takes when ministering to the homosexual, as time and time and time again Dr. Dobson has discovered.
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                      I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #41
                        Re: The Un-Gay Diet or Anti-Homo-Pasta?

                        Originally posted by Peter View Post
                        You all have homophobia.
                        We are not AFRAID of Homers. We want them to allow the Love of Jesus to enter them, filling them until the desire for men's tallywhackers disappears, so they may enjoy eternity in Heaven instead of infinite torture in Hellfire.

                        If we were afraid of them, we certainly wouldn't wish them to be SAVED, now would we?

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