[Window-Lickky]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Friend, you seem to have anger issues. Anger is the sign of the devil. Have you been to church lately? Would you like to meet my friend Jesus?

Was that a threat of death over the internet? To meet him would require a death.

I do not have 'anger' issues. I just have 'social' issues.

I also have issues with my parents for raising me in a broken home, my siblings for putting glue on the pew where I sat in church and for burning my bible so I could reference it. I guess I was just raised in the wrong place. So I do not have 'anger' issues. I have 'family' and 'social' issues. Thank you very much, Mullet.

[Deaner]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

I have 'family' and 'social' issues.

Well it sounds like Jesus is already working in your life due to your hatred of your family as Christ demonstrates in the Bible...

Matthew 10:33-35 (King James Version)

33 But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.

You see? Jesus most likely hates your family too. Would you like me to say a prayer to Jesus to give you the strength to come right out and tell your mother and father how much you hate them?

[Kazoo]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Was that a threat of death over the internet? To meet him would require a death.

I believe he was suggesting that you adopt him as your own little invisible friend as well... Man, he just makes such a great pocket pal! ^.^

I do not have 'anger' issues. I just have 'social' issues.

I also have issues with my parents for raising me in a broken home, my siblings for putting glue on the pew where I sat in church and for burning my bible so I could reference it. I guess I was just raised in the wrong place. So I do not have 'anger' issues. I have 'family' and 'social' issues. Thank you very much, Mullet.

Go to a shrink, take two Prozac, and move on. It's amazing what drugs can do these days.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

I'm giving you idiot points for having a satanic mullet.

Frickin' redneck.

Listen Mongo, You have just insulted JESUS. Why, HE originated the Heavenly Mullet. Brother Deaner is a fine upstanding man and one of GOD'S chosen ones.

While Brother Deaner and JESUS are combing Their GODLY mullets in Heaven, they will be howling with laughter looking down on you in Hell seeing all your hair get burned off from the eternal fires and watching demons rip the skin from your bones over and over. Then they will bend you over and take turns sodomizing you.

Enjoy Hell Loser!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Window-Lickky]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Listen Mongo, You have just insulted JESUS. Why, HE originated the Heavenly Mullet. Brother Deaner is a fine upstanding man and one of GOD'S chosen ones.

While Brother Deaner and JESUS are combing Their GODLY mullets in Heaven, they will be howling with laughter looking down on you in Hell seeing all your hair get burned off from the eternal fires and watching demons rip the skin from your bones over and over. Then they will bend you over and take turns sodomizing you.

Enjoy Hell Loser!

Lve, Sister Thumper

But you all claim Je-Zeus had short hair and a clean face.

Are you going back on what you say?

Wow.

Troo chris-chins: The most confused bunch of helmet wearing retards that have ever disgraced the human race.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Spelled, for one.
I think he/she/it refers to Mussulman as Muslim.

I believe that Brother Deaner has already pointed out that "spelt" is an accepted spelling. And did you mean to say that I referred to Muslims as Mussulmen? Because your sentence appears to be suggesting that Mussulman is the correct term, and Muslim is the one you have a problem with. Do you also have language issues?

What don't you give infraction points for? Silence?

I'd prefer the correct spelling. Muslim.

Well, the American Heritage Dictionary seems to be fine with my correct spelling of Mussulman, but what would they know? They're just a dictionary, and clearly no match for the wisdom of an uppity 16-year-old with some serious arrogance issues.

[ebilly99]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

The child is obviously teething and thats we he is biting on the door stop If he is showing signs of homosexuality at this age its nature and not nurture = genteics perhaps?

My son never did that. When his teeth hurt he bit his mother for birthing him without teeth. A straight boy well start showing the women her place as soon as he is capable

[TaraAnne]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.

The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.

If you see any of these signs I recommend you have it neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.

We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.

With Lve and Compassion, Sister Thumper

I must say it is so nice to see a wonderful Christian woman doing her part to spread the word of God. I can honestly say this is the worst nightmare a mother can go through, I feel these abominations should be dealt with immediately before they can contaminate the world. Keep up the great work sister

[Cranky Old Man]

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Amen!

[livia_warumono]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

hmm.. your baby sucked on something..
i think you should stone it to death!

man.. youd be mother of the year! preventing a future gay!

fuck you're all stupid.

[James Hutchins]

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Olivia, why all the hate? Can't you see we are trying to make the world a better place for our young people? Please Olivia, read the Bible, give yourself to God, let Him be your Salvation(c).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

piffle you're all stupid.

Your mother apparently did nothing to prevent you from becoming gay.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Brothers and Sisters, we here at GOD's Favorite Church™ are very eager to stomp out sin before it begins.

The following are pictures on how to tell if your baby is going to be gay.

If you see any of these signs I recommend you have him neutered (as GOD commands) before it has a chance to grow up and sodomize other people.

We all know that GOD finds homers an abomination.

With Lve and Compassion, Sister Thumper

We've seen evidence for homer babies, now HERE is what a perfectly normal hetrosexual baby boy will act like.

He will probably grow up to create many soliders for CHRIST!

[That Catholic Chick]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

::giggles:: Like a baby knows what being gay is.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Signs your Baby is Going to be Gay

Like a baby knows what being gay is.

If it's parents are raising it wrong it will.