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  • #31
    Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

    Originally posted by MuffinHead View Post
    I do have to admit, i got a thing for the goth boys.
    Especially this man
    Is that thing even human?

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    • #32
      Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
      I'm not sure what this means, but it sounds horrible, Mr. Milford.
      Oh, it was!

      And please, call me Millie.

      Originally posted by Lola Sledge View Post
      Call ,IM, or email Brother HANK he is on the look out for a Christian Lady
      Isn't Brother Hank already courting a young lady?

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      • #33
        Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

        This test is OBVIOUSLY innacurate. In fact I suggest we completely ban it as a church. See what this homers are doing are "rigging" our scores to suggest we are slightly bi-curious, nonsense! They are simply trying to make us "think" that we are bi-curious so that we have no problem with the gay lifestyle! Solved!
        Ephesians 5:22-24
        22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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        • #34
          Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
          I assume that our Un-Gay members will all pass the test with flying colors?
          I am new here so I don't want to assume anything, but what do you mean by "our un-gay members?" Are there members of any other kind!?!?!

          That said, I took the test and I must agree with everyone: It is a tricky trap! (I even chose RED!)

          You are 32% Bi-Curious!

          You may have random thoughts of the same sex but most likely will never lead to much physical contact, if any at all. You are at a point where it's human nature. Most people have thought about it at a time or two.
          Yours In Christ,

          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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          • #35
            Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

            I hate bigots. ... I despise bigots Without even knowing them I just hate them
            Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools. Proverbs 19:29

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            • #36
              Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

              I don't need a test to know that i'm not daydreaming about homos.
              Living without Jesus in my heart, really wasn't living.

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              • #37
                Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                You are 42% Bi-Curious!
                You love the thought of the same sex! You lust for them and would love to explore more of your fantasy with them but may be shy or a little reluctant to initiate.

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                • #38
                  Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                  Adam and Steve ftw.

                  Love is love, regardless of gender. Even God can't be thick enough not to realise that.

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                  • #39
                    Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                    Originally posted by CodyFred View Post
                    Adam and Steve ftw.

                    Love is love, regardless of gender. Even God can't be thick enough not to realise that.
                    I assure you son god has no love for men who put things in their poopers.
                    Ephesians 5:22-24
                    22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

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                    • #40
                      Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                      Originally posted by CodyFred View Post
                      Adam and Steve ftw.

                      Love is love, regardless of gender. Even God can't be thick enough not to realise that.
                      Why stop at gender? I love my dog so can I bang him too? Or my Suburban. Would God understand me giving my Chevy a poke up the tailpipe? I love steak too, is it okay to rape a dead cow? All good in God's eyes? How about my ultimate Earthly love, the United States of America. Can I use the Stars and Stripes to masturbate with? Will God chuckle with glee as I do that?

                      Grow up and buy a Bible, tard. KJV1611.

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                      • #41
                        Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                        Originally posted by JUAN GARCIA View Post
                        I hate bigots. ... I despise bigots Without even knowing them I just hate them
                        (then I fear we both may be in the wrong place. I feel a "Great Escape" is in order.)

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                        • #42
                          Re: Are You Bi-Curious? & (Link to the test)

                          The reason some of us are coming up with above zero (ie, perfect score) percent is there's that trick question: How often do you have thoughts of the same sex in a sexual manner.

                          How can we NOT think of same sex couplings, when images of them are unceasingly hurled at us by advertisements, films, the Left Wing Media, and the ever-present, seemingly tireless homosexual community itself?

                          So that we do not have to think about them is the reason to stamp out the fire.

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