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  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #241
    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

    Originally posted by Quasar View Post
    I said THEY don't use it anymore, I didn't say that other people don't.
    Thank you for proving me right. Mac computers are for gays.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Quasar
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jan 2011
      • 18

      #242
      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

      I didn't prove you right. I proved that you THINK everyone that uses a Mac is gay. And just because someone can like a different color other than white, black, grey, etc. Doesn't mean they're gay either, it just means they aren't boring. ^^ As a matter of fact I know at least 10 people that use Mac and they're some of the straightest people I know.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #243
        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

        Originally posted by Quasar View Post
        I didn't prove you right. I proved that you THINK everyone that uses a Mac is gay. And just because someone can like a different color other than white, black, grey, etc. Doesn't mean they're gay either, it just means they aren't boring. ^^ As a matter of fact I know at least 10 people that use Mac and they're some of the straightest people I know.
        A. You can't think of ten people you know who use Macs. They have less than a 5% market share.

        B. No straight person would care what color their computer is, as long as it isn't pink, red, bright yellow, baby blue or some other queer color.

        C. All of your supposed mac friends would be gay, so it isn't possible that they are the "straightest people."
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Quasar
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jan 2011
          • 18

          #244
          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

          A. Yes I can, I've known them since highschool

          B. It's not that they care, it's just a simple fun thing to do, if you're bored, even though only like one person I know has a green one and that's cause green is her favorite color

          C. No they aren't gay. They all have boyfriends/girlfriends that they've been with for at least a year.

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #245
            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

            Originally posted by Quasar View Post
            A. Yes I can, I've known them since highschool
            Macs in public schools leading children to the homosexual agenda. No surprise there.

            Originally posted by Quasar View Post
            B. It's not that they care, it's just a simple fun thing to do, if you're bored, even though only like one person I know has a green one and that's cause green is her favorite color
            We have no interest in stories of your college girl on girl daisy chains. That's just sickening.

            Originally posted by Quasar View Post
            C. No they aren't gay. They all have boyfriends/girlfriends that they've been with for at least a year.
            Exactly! Part gays who will fornicate anything that comes along! Be it a boyfriend or girlfriend, they will fornicate with it.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Quasar
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jan 2011
              • 18

              #246
              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

              Umm no? When I said boyfriends/girlfriends I meant that some of the people I know that have macs are men and women. So therefore it would be men: girlfriends. Women: boyfriends >.>

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              • Talitha
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                • Dec 2025
                • 15118

                #247
                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                Originally posted by Quasar View Post
                Umm no? When I said boyfriends/girlfriends I meant that some of the people I know that have macs are men and women. So therefore it would be men: girlfriends. Women: boyfriends >.>
                I am sensing a little gender confusion here, friend.
                What you need is a sesion with one of our Pastors to get that Demon out of your system.

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                • Quasar
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jan 2011
                  • 18

                  #248
                  Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                  How is this coming out as even SLIGHTLY gender confused?

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #249
                    Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                    Originally posted by Quasar View Post
                    How is this coming out as even SLIGHTLY gender confused?
                    Stop "coming out" and get in the prayer closet! Repent your Mac lifestyle and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • loveforchrist
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                      • Jan 2011
                      • 138

                      #250
                      Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                      Originally posted by Quasar View Post
                      If I may, please explain to me exactly HOW using a mac makes you gay? (I own a pc just because I think it preforms better than a mac) But first of all, Apple doesn't even use the rainbow logo anymore. Secondly, the colors of that logo and the gay pride flag aren't even in the same order. Thirdly, they come in different colors to meet people's color preference, not to make you gay (which isn't even possible).
                      Steve Jobs is a butt pirate who likes little boys and designs apple computers to turn you into butt pirates just like him so that he has more homos to have dirty sinful sex with. This is a fact.
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                      • Quasar
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 18

                        #251
                        Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                        Pics or it didn't happen

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                        • Quasar
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 18

                          #252
                          Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                          Stop "coming out" and get in the prayer closet! Repent your Mac lifestyle and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior.
                          Excuse me, but like I said. I don't use Macs because I like how Windows 7 runs on my Inspiron more than the OS on a Mac. >.>


                          EDIT: The "pics or it didn't happen" was directed at the other person, not you.

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                          • BelieverInGod
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                            • Feb 2010
                            • 9269

                            #253
                            Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                            Originally posted by Quasar View Post
                            Excuse me, but like I said. I don't use Macs because I like how Windows 7 runs on my Inspiron more than the OS on a Mac. >.>


                            EDIT: The "pics or it didn't happen" was directed at the other person, not you.
                            Why do you want pornographic pictures of Steve Jobs if you're not in fact a homer?
                            Drama queen

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                            • Quasar
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 18

                              #254
                              Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              Why do you want pornographic pictures of Steve Jobs if you're not in fact a homer?
                              Obviously you don't know the phrase >.> it means I want proof that Steve Jobs does this, and unless you provide some, then you're just going off of really dumb assumptions

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                              • Lycia The Repentant
                                Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
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                                • Sep 2010
                                • 2019

                                #255
                                Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

                                Originally posted by Quasar View Post
                                Obviously you don't know the phrase >.> it means I want proof that Steve Jobs does this, and unless you provide some, then you're just going off of really dumb assumptions
                                "Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles? Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them." Matthew 7:16-20

                                We don't need pictures of Steve Jobs engaging in disgusting acts to prove he's a flaming homer. We know him by his fruits, and those fruits are the fruity Macs.
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