[GodFearinRationalist]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Serious contradiction there (excuse the pun).

YOu never found it a)necessary but simultaneously do not find it b)pleasurable to partake in sodomy.

b) refudiates a) by a landslide majority.

You therefore HAVE taken part in the act of buggery.

You make me sick.

Allow me to clarify, what I meant by this was that I cannot see homosexual acts being pleasurable in anyway. Not that I have partaken in these acts.

Please forgive me for this misstep

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Allow me to clarify, what I meant by this was that I cannot see homosexual acts being pleasurable in anyway. Not that I have partaken in these acts.

Please forgive me for this misstep

Ah. OK.
You make me a little less sick than before now.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I also take offense to the fact that it says that i am "unsaved trash" under my name. I would stand to reason that I am on any godly persons level.

....and if you had taken the trouble to read the rules and welcome pages you would know that everyone gets treated in that manner. Including good christians until you have proven your worth. You have chosen to barge in here you have not been invited!

But you just crowded right on in there spouting your gay propaganda...you have proved by using a gay computer you don't love God....therefore you ARE unsaved trash.

Move to a PC right now sinner!

[Kitler]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Thank you my Brothers for bringing this to my attention!!!!
I am currently in my car typing this message on my Blackberry!!! I still own a mac from my days of homerism! I had no idea that it promoted the gay agenda! I am afraid to even be in the same house as it right now!!! It was the one thing—well really only thing because I was forced by the gayness to be homeless—that I have kept from sinful days. It is so clear now!!! That darn Satan is in everything these days! What is the correct way to dispose of such a vile device? Are there any discounts on Pure Christian computers? Will it even be safe to re-enter my house?!?

Please respond soon! I am afraid that the gayness is spreading further my house from the desk it is sitting on!!! I am so afraid, I do not want to go back to sinning!!!

In Jesus,
Kitler

[Rev. Joseph Cash]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

My son has been using a Mac for the last year or so now and I have always had concerns for this but now after seeing this it has confirmed that he needs prayer and help immediately, I could really use some guidance on this subject. Any suggestions? Please keep him in your prayers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

My son has been using a Mac for the last year or so now and I have always had concerns for this but now after seeing this it has confirmed that he needs prayer and help immediately, I could really use some guidance on this subject. Any suggestions? Please keep him in your prayers.

You claim to be a reverend, but you don't know how to discipline your own son?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Thank you my Brothers for bringing this to my attention!!!!
I am currently in my car typing this message on my Blackberry!!! I still own a mac from my days of homerism! I had no idea that it promoted the gay agenda! I am afraid to even be in the same house as it right now!!! It was the one thing—well really only thing because I was forced by the gayness to be homeless—that I have kept from sinful days. It is so clear now!!! That darn Satan is in everything these days! What is the correct way to dispose of such a vile device? Are there any discounts on Pure Christian computers? Will it even be safe to re-enter my house?!?

Please respond soon! I am afraid that the gayness is spreading further my house from the desk it is sitting on!!! I am so afraid, I do not want to go back to sinning!!!

In Jesus,
Kitler

There seems to be quite a few people with these homer machines - I will gladly step up to the plate and quarantine these things far away from sight and make sure they stop spreading the gay agenda to the world. Contact me if you have one of these machines and want me to help you get rid of it.

[AngelClark]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Just a question from a worry-wart female (is there any other kind) is a Dell Inspiron laptop OK, that's what I am using as of now and I just wanted to make certain it was safe as I am truly trying to turn my life over to Christ, Body & Soul.

[God's Flaming Sword]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

Just a question from a worry-wart female (is there any other kind) is a Dell Inspiron laptop OK, that's what I am using as of now and I just wanted to make certain it was safe as I am truly trying to turn my life over to Christ, Body & Soul.

That's a Godly machine Sister.....Praise the Lord one less homer mac user!

[peaceandlies]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I'm using a MacBook Pro right now. I'm female. Does the same apply to me? I don't want to have my sexual preference changed irrevocably.

[Bible Student]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I'm using a MacBook Pro right now. I'm female. Does the same apply to me? I don't want to have my sexual preference changed irrevocably.

I think that Baby Jesus can forgive this one small transgression considering you are only a female and wouldn't know any better. But before those demons trace your through that horrid machination and do unspeakable things to you, I would immediately dump it in the trash and purchase a more Godly computers.

You wouldn't want something like these waking you in the middle of the night doing unmentionable things to your lady parts and anus, would you?






After they are done with you then you will start lusting after other lesbianismists.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

You wouldn't want something like these waking you in the middle of the night doing unmentionable things to your lady parts and anus, would you?

No, I think they would. Very much so. That's the kind of perverts they are.

[Quasar]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

If I may, please explain to me exactly HOW using a mac makes you gay? (I own a pc just because I think it preforms better than a mac) But first of all, Apple doesn't even use the rainbow logo anymore. Secondly, the colors of that logo and the gay pride flag aren't even in the same order. Thirdly, they come in different colors to meet people's color preference, not to make you gay (which isn't even possible).

[Levi Jones]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

If I may, please explain to me exactly HOW using a mac makes you gay? (I own a pc just because I think it preforms better than a mac) But first of all, Apple doesn't even use the rainbow logo anymore.

Sure, Lance. Whatever you say. I suppose that is why I see Subaru Forresters all the time with the apple gay logo on their back window.

It's all about being in a club of products for queers.

[Quasar]

Re: Fact: Only flaming homos use Mac.

I said THEY don't use it anymore, I didn't say that other people don't.