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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22368

    #31
    Re: Lady GaGa!

    Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
    They sure do.
    That is good to know. What is that picture you are using as avatar if I may ask?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Zurosiel
      Unsaved trash, godmocker
      • Jan 2010
      • 27

      #32
      Re: Lady GaGa!

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Gorgoroth is just as bad as L GG. You disgust me!
      Let's see...

      Hermaphrodite, one one hand, normal band on the other...

      Okay.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #33
        Re: Lady GaGa!

        Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
        Let's see...

        Hermaphrodite, one one hand, normal band on the other...

        Okay.
        Normal band???? You call this:
        A Norwegian black metal band

        With tracks like this:
        Procreating Satan

        Normal????
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Zurosiel
          Unsaved trash, godmocker
          • Jan 2010
          • 27

          #34
          Re: Lady GaGa!

          Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
          Normal band???? You call this:
          A Norwegian black metal band

          With tracks like this:
          Procreating Satan

          Normal????
          Better than having both a tallywhacker and a cooter.
          Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 01-28-2010, 12:25 AM. Reason: profanities edited

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          • True Disciple
            True Christian™ Creation Scientist
            Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
            Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2445

            #35
            Re: Lady GaGa!

            Originally posted by Zurosiel View Post
            Better than having both a peepee and a vagoo.
            It doesn't matter at all. Hellbound is hellbound, so Lady Gaga and Gaahl will burn together in Hell for eternity.

            And besides, the difference is futile, as Gaahl is a prancing homosexual, like all metal fans, by the way.
            Sweet Lord Jesus,
            I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
            Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
            Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
            Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
            Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
            Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
            Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

            Amen.

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            • Victorian Christian
              Forum Member
              • Jan 2010
              • 49

              #36
              Re: Lady GaGa!

              Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
              And is it true that Lady GaGa is really a hermaphrodite?

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #37
                Re: Lady GaGa!

                Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
                Look up the etymology of "rock n roll:"

                rock 'n' roll noun ref. to a specific style of popular music is attested from 1954, from rock (v.2) + roll (v.). The verbal phrase had been a Black Eng. euphemism for "sexual intercourse," used in popular dance music lyrics and song titles since at least the 1934s. Shortened form rock first attested 1957.
                That's where rock and pop music come from. Now go burn your records and accept Christ!
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22368

                  #38
                  Re: Lady GaGa!

                  Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                  Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
                  You must be kidding. Did you ever listen to any popmusic? It's almost all filth.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • Brother Helge
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1074

                    #39
                    Re: Lady GaGa!

                    Originally posted by Christian Goth View Post
                    And is it true that Lady GaGa is really a hermaphrodite?
                    Yes it is.
                    There are pictures available on the net, but I refuse to pollute this forum with links to such abominations.

                    But have no fear sister, God the almighty will punish her for her sinful and degenerated lifestyle. Glory!
                    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
                    John 8:32

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                    • Bonghead
                      Unsaved trash
                       
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 31

                      #40
                      Re: Lady GaGa!

                      Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                      She must be a European which means she's a communist so Jesus doesn't approve and neither do I. I'll have to look her up and see what the fuss all about.
                      Hey you know what, you're european too.Someday some stupid shithead family like yours decided to emigrate to the US.
                      In your case probably some fucktard incest couple

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #41
                        Re: Lady GaGa!

                        Originally posted by Bonghead View Post
                        Hey you know what, you're european too.Someday some stupid shithead family like yours decided to emigrate to the US.
                        In your case probably some piffletard incest couple
                        No, you're wrong.
                        God's people were Europeans until the sixteenth century, when God began giving the Promised Land(tm) (America) to His Chosen People(tm), after killing the unworthy Red Men with smallpox and making His Chosen People(tm) win their Godly wars against the Red Men.
                        However, there were some people in Europe who hated God, and stayed behind. These are the modern-day Europeans, and God has punished them with two World Wars, and now gives this homo-infested hellhole over to the Arabiac immigrants, as even the Arabiacs weren't as evil and depraved as the Europeans.
                        In the meantime, God's People(tm) have prospered in the Promised Land(tm) of America. These are the Modern Day Americans, the only country where God's Commandments are still being upheld largely. The most righteous among the Americans are the Baptists, and the most righteous among the Baptists are the Landover Baptists, possibly the only church in America where God's Word(tm) is still obeyed in every respect, including the parts that do not make you feel good.

                        Does that clear things up?
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #42
                          Re: Lady GaGa!

                          Just the other day, a few young people in my congregation were listening to some of Lady GaGa's music. Some song about paparazzi.

                          They told me about her, that she's a bisexual and quite possibly a hermaphrodite, just like I've read here.

                          So, here's their question:

                          Since GaGa apparently has the "parts" of both male and female, is s/he able to monogamously marry either a male or a female without sinning, so long as s/he picks the appropriate gender role and sticks with it? (In other words, if s/he picks a man, s/he can't be putting his/her tallywhacker into him, and if s/he picks a woman, the other woman can't be using any "attachments" to penetrate him/her.) Or is she forced to take the lesser/female role and marry a man (just as mixed-race people were once classed as Negro on the basis of "one drop of Negro blood")?

                          Obviously, playing the field is fornication; we don't need to discuss that!
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 160

                            #43
                            Re: Lady GaGa!

                            Sister Verna is pretty sure that Lady Gaga will be the bride of the Anti-Christ {antichrist will get STD's from her}.
                            Goth Catlicks fags and mexi-ricans are already makin' prayer cards to worship her.
                            Wash yer' eyes out after lookin' at his!
                            Dat bee-atch gonna burn in Hell nexta Michael Jackson ...


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                            • WWJDnow
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2009
                              • 6312

                              #44
                              Re: Lady GaGa!

                              Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post
                              My daughter brought this filthy thing in to my home and I almost had a heart attack. after i explained to her that God would not approve I made her burn it. I was in total shock.
                              I hope you took a rod to her tight little behind, too:

                              The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame. Proverbs 29:15

                              You don't want to be shamed, do you?

                              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                              just as mixed-race people were once classed as Negro on the basis of "one drop of Negro blood")?
                              What do you mean by "once" classified?
                              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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                              • James Hutchins
                                True Christian™
                                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                                 
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 29453

                                #45
                                Re: Lady GaGa!

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Just the other day, a few young people in my congregation were listening to some of Lady GaGa's music. Some song about paparazzi.

                                They told me about her, that she's a bisexual and quite possibly a hermaphrodite, just like I've read here.

                                So, here's their question:

                                Since GaGa apparently has the "parts" of both male and female, is s/he able to monogamously marry either a male or a female without sinning, so long as s/he picks the appropriate gender role and sticks with it? (In other words, if s/he picks a man, s/he can't be putting his/her tallywhacker into him, and if s/he picks a woman, the other woman can't be using any "attachments" to penetrate him/her.) Or is she forced to take the lesser/female role and marry a man (just as mixed-race people were once classed as Negro on the basis of "one drop of Negro blood")?

                                Obviously, playing the field is fornication; we don't need to discuss that!
                                My big problem is both male and female naufgty parts being in close proximity all the time. What if HeShe 'does it to HimHerself' and makes a baby? Not only that but all the touching. Does he touch the his part with his right hand then touch her part with the left. It is all very trying.
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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