[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

They sure do.

That is good to know. What is that picture you are using as avatar if I may ask?

[Zurosiel]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Gorgoroth is just as bad as L GG. You disgust me!

Let's see...

Hermaphrodite, one one hand, normal band on the other...

Okay.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Let's see...

Hermaphrodite, one one hand, normal band on the other...

Okay.

Normal band???? You call this:
A Norwegian black metal band

With tracks like this:
Procreating Satan

Normal????

[Zurosiel]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Normal band???? You call this:
A Norwegian black metal band

With tracks like this:
Procreating Satan

Normal????

Better than having both a tallywhacker and a cooter.

[True Disciple]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Better than having both a peepee and a vagoo.

It doesn't matter at all. Hellbound is hellbound, so Lady Gaga and Gaahl will burn together in Hell for eternity.

And besides, the difference is futile, as Gaahl is a prancing homosexual, like all metal fans, by the way.

[Victorian Christian]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?
And is it true that Lady GaGa is really a hermaphrodite?

[True Disciple]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?

Look up the etymology of "rock n roll:"

rock 'n' roll noun ref. to a specific style of popular music is attested from 1954, from rock (v.2) + roll (v.). The verbal phrase had been a Black Eng. euphemism for "sexual intercourse," used in popular dance music lyrics and song titles since at least the 1934s. Shortened form rock first attested 1957.

That's where rock and pop music come from. Now go burn your records and accept Christ!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Since when did music have anything to do with sexuality?

You must be kidding. Did you ever listen to any popmusic? It's almost all filth.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Lady GaGa!

And is it true that Lady GaGa is really a hermaphrodite?

Yes it is.
There are pictures available on the net, but I refuse to pollute this forum with links to such abominations.

But have no fear sister, God the almighty will punish her for her sinful and degenerated lifestyle. Glory!

[Bonghead]

Re: Lady GaGa!

She must be a European which means she's a communist so Jesus doesn't approve and neither do I. I'll have to look her up and see what the fuss all about.

Hey you know what, you're european too.Someday some stupid shithead family like yours decided to emigrate to the US.
In your case probably some fucktard incest couple

[True Disciple]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Hey you know what, you're european too.Someday some stupid shithead family like yours decided to emigrate to the US.
In your case probably some piffletard incest couple

No, you're wrong.
God's people were Europeans until the sixteenth century, when God began giving the Promised Land(tm) (America) to His Chosen People(tm), after killing the unworthy Red Men with smallpox and making His Chosen People(tm) win their Godly wars against the Red Men.
However, there were some people in Europe who hated God, and stayed behind. These are the modern-day Europeans, and God has punished them with two World Wars, and now gives this homo-infested hellhole over to the Arabiac immigrants, as even the Arabiacs weren't as evil and depraved as the Europeans.
In the meantime, God's People(tm) have prospered in the Promised Land(tm) of America. These are the Modern Day Americans, the only country where God's Commandments are still being upheld largely. The most righteous among the Americans are the Baptists, and the most righteous among the Baptists are the Landover Baptists, possibly the only church in America where God's Word(tm) is still obeyed in every respect, including the parts that do not make you feel good.

Does that clear things up?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Just the other day, a few young people in my congregation were listening to some of Lady GaGa's music. Some song about paparazzi.

They told me about her, that she's a bisexual and quite possibly a hermaphrodite, just like I've read here.

So, here's their question:

Since GaGa apparently has the "parts" of both male and female, is s/he able to monogamously marry either a male or a female without sinning, so long as s/he picks the appropriate gender role and sticks with it? (In other words, if s/he picks a man, s/he can't be putting his/her tallywhacker into him, and if s/he picks a woman, the other woman can't be using any "attachments" to penetrate him/her.) Or is she forced to take the lesser/female role and marry a man (just as mixed-race people were once classed as Negro on the basis of "one drop of Negro blood")?

Obviously, playing the field is fornication; we don't need to discuss that!

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Sister Verna is pretty sure that Lady Gaga will be the bride of the Anti-Christ {antichrist will get STD's from her}.
Goth Catlicks fags and mexi-ricans are already makin' prayer cards to worship her.
Wash yer' eyes out after lookin' at his!
Dat bee-atch gonna burn in Hell nexta Michael Jackson ...

[WWJDnow]

Re: Lady GaGa!

My daughter brought this filthy thing in to my home and I almost had a heart attack. after i explained to her that God would not approve I made her burn it. I was in total shock.

I hope you took a rod to her tight little behind, too:

The rod and reproof give wisdom: but a child left to himself bringeth his mother to shame. Proverbs 29:15

You don't want to be shamed, do you?

just as mixed-race people were once classed as Negro on the basis of "one drop of Negro blood")?

What do you mean by "once" classified?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Lady GaGa!

Just the other day, a few young people in my congregation were listening to some of Lady GaGa's music. Some song about paparazzi.

They told me about her, that she's a bisexual and quite possibly a hermaphrodite, just like I've read here.

So, here's their question:

Since GaGa apparently has the "parts" of both male and female, is s/he able to monogamously marry either a male or a female without sinning, so long as s/he picks the appropriate gender role and sticks with it? (In other words, if s/he picks a man, s/he can't be putting his/her tallywhacker into him, and if s/he picks a woman, the other woman can't be using any "attachments" to penetrate him/her.) Or is she forced to take the lesser/female role and marry a man (just as mixed-race people were once classed as Negro on the basis of "one drop of Negro blood")?

Obviously, playing the field is fornication; we don't need to discuss that!

My big problem is both male and female naufgty parts being in close proximity all the time. What if HeShe 'does it to HimHerself' and makes a baby? Not only that but all the touching. Does he touch the his part with his right hand then touch her part with the left. It is all very trying.