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  • MarkHenry
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jan 2010
    • 180
    #1

    Shocking truth

    http;//www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fCPt2x1M

    I reccomend you watch this movie.

    Link to first part of the movie:
    http;//www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HKaClCw4

    Enjoy, i will get banned for this. But really, watch the movie, i guarantee that i will go to hell for everyone who watches this movie. So i sacrificy myself to god that you all can go to heaven, but only if you watch the full movie
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    • Marshall
      Righteous and Patriotic
      Highest body count at the VFW
      True Christian™
      • Oct 2006
      • 3322
      #2
      Re: Shocking truth

      Our faith based server stopped your attempts to corrupt the minds of children. Shame on you. I'm sure those were Slayer songs or something.
      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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        • MarkHenry
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jan 2010
          • 180
          #3
          Re: Shocking truth

          no it was a documentary.

          well what am i doing anyway, trying to educate you guys. The faster you die out the better for mankind.

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: Shocking truth

              Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
              no it was a documentary.

              well what am i doing anyway, trying to educate you guys. The faster you die out the better for mankind.
              Let me get this straight: you have a wish to kill us?

              CODE LEVEL RED! DoF! CODE LEVEL RED!
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Cranky Old Man
                  Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                  You kids get off his lawn!
                   
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22368
                  #5
                  Re: Shocking truth

                  Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                  The faster you die out the better for mankind.
                  You are looking forward to Armageddon? Would start reading that Bible now, perhaps Revelation 16:16 would be a good place to start.
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22878
                      #6
                      Re: Shocking truth

                      Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                      [...]well what am i doing anyway, trying to educate you guys. The faster you die out the better for mankind.
                      So, for you, education results in dying out? Godly Education results in Eternal Life! PRAISE!
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • MarkHenry
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 180
                          #7
                          Re: Shocking truth

                          It is your belief that says if we fuck up this planet, the second comming of jesus will occour and we will all be either send to heaven/hell.
                          I would like my children and my childrens children to live in a clean and comfortable world.

                          Recycle, save materials, live humble. What would jesus say if everyone drives multiple cars... he led a humble life, follow your leader.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453
                              #8
                              Re: Shocking truth

                              Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                              It is your belief that says if we piffle up this planet, the second comming of jesus will occour and we will all be either send to heaven/hell.
                              I would like my children and my childrens children to live in a clean and comfortable world.

                              Recycle, save materials, live humble. What would jesus say if everyone drives multiple cars... he led a humble life, follow your leader.
                              Son, I can only drive one car at a time. I know of no man that can drive more than one car at a time. This you speak of, like all of your 'theories' are all lies and blasphemes!
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Wide-Open
                                  Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                  A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                  Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2007
                                  • 18449
                                  #9
                                  Re: Shocking truth

                                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                  Son, I can only drive one car at a time. I know of no man that can drive more than one car at a time.
                                  Brother, the guy is obviously confused. Maybe he meant one of these Multipla cars?

                                  Psalm 81:10:
                                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                    • Cranky Old Man
                                      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                                      You kids get off his lawn!
                                       
                                      • Jan 2010
                                      • 22368
                                      #10
                                      Re: Shocking truth

                                      That is one ugly car. I won't even slow down if I meet one of those with my Hummer.
                                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                                        • Halleluyah Rob
                                          Honorary True Christian™
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Jan 2010
                                          • 353
                                          #11
                                          Re: Shocking truth

                                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post

                                          CODE LEVEL RED! DoF! CODE LEVEL RED!
                                          Let me go get the official Land Over Baptist Sentry Turret™

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