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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Elton John Hates Christianity

    I am appalled and disgusted (but not surprised) by THIS latest outrage from the preverted lips of the infamous sodomite Elton John. A queer does the right thing and jumps in front of a truck, and all Miss Elton can say is "Christianity is at fault." Well let me ask you this: What about the degenerate lifestyle of the dead homersexural? Huh?! What about that!? His debauchery caused Jesus unbeliveable pain! Won't someone please think about Jesus!?

    Elton John's lover committed suicide after struggling to come to terms with sexuality

    Sir Elton John has disclosed that a former lover threw himself to his death under a passing lorry because he could not reconcile his homosexuality with his Christian beliefs.

    The singer, 62, said he was deeply traumatised by the suicide of the man, with whom he had been involved in a relationship before he "married" David Furnish, a film-maker 15 years his junior, in 2005.

    "Years back I had a relationship, and I had absolutely no idea in the world he was going to do this... he threw himself under a truck," Sir Elton said. "There was so much grief."

    Elton John Oscar party Mr Furnish told The Sunday Telegraph that the lover, whom he declined to name, had taken his life because he was traumatised by the clash between his Christianity and his sexual inclinations.

    "He was so tortured by the conflicting views between his sexuality and his strong religious beliefs that he chose to take his own life," said Furnish, whom Sir Elton "married" in a ceremony at Windsor Guildhall on the first day that civil partnerships could be performed in England. "It is very sad indeed."

    Mr Furnish, a former advertising executive, added that "out of respect" for the dead man's family he would not name him.

    Sir Elton, who has a fortune estimated at £175 million, said his grief had inspired him to provide financial support for a stage play that opened in New York last week.

    The couple are producers of the play, Next Fall, which documents the relationship between two homosexual men: one a young Christian from the southern states of America; the other, a non-believer. One of the men suffers an accident.

    "It's the right timing for this," said Mr Furnish. "The religious divide between Right and Left has gotten wider, and so the rights of gay people never got back to where it was heading."

    Sir Elton added: "Look, we all need love. We all have the same fears and insecurities. We should all be allowed to be free."

    The disclosure by the flamboyant musician is likely to provoke much speculation about the identity of his late lover.

    Sir Elton was known for his sexual promiscuity during the 1970s and 1980s when he struggled with addiction to alcohol and illegal drugs, and suffered from bulimia.

    Sir Elton said he was "comfortable" being homosexual.

    Mr Furnish said of Sir Elton, whose first sexual experience had been with a woman, the secretary Linda Woodrow: "For many, many years, he had a lot of demons stored away; a lot of skeletons in his closet. And he's learnt that a happy and burden-free life comes out of being honest."
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2025
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: Elton John Hates Christianity

    This evil Sodomite will stop at nothing to get attention.
    He even recently claimed that JESUS WAS GAY!

    Praise The lord for Good Christiians like Neil Horsley who is now being persecuted for merely saying that Elton John must die.



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    Also, it is merely a rumor Brother Horsley had regular sex with a Mule.

    If it was true it would almost certainly have been a Female Mule.



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    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #3
      Re: Elton John Hates Christianity

      Mr Furnish, a former advertising executive, added that "out of respect" for the dead man's family he would not name him.
      At least the new "boy" realizes that homosexuality is something to be ashamed of, and won't expose the queer's poor family -- failed parents, disgraced siblings, embarassed aunts and uncles -- to public ridicule for allowing their son to turn out a God-mocking sodomite.

      Maybe a little of Mr. Furnishing's decorum can rub off on Elton John.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22849

        #4
        Re: Elton John Hates Christianity

        Really, what a waste of a life. How much easier would it have been to give up homerism than throw yourself under a bus? As it is, he will be roasting in Hell and denied the Devil's tallywhacker having had various orifices sealed.
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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #5
          Re: Elton John Hates Christianity

          "Sir" Elton John? This is what the Queen considers Nobility now? I am In Tears

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          • Mrs. Rogers
            compassion personified
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 2692

            #6
            Re: Elton John Hates Christianity

            Sir Elton added: "Look, we all need love. We all have the same fears and insecurities. We should all be allowed to be free."
            One day, Elton, you will be free -- free to share your fears and insecurities with all the other assorted riff-raff in HELL: your fears regarding the spiky barbs upon gargantuan demonic todgers, your insecurities regarding whether you are physically capable of accommodating such todgers. But do not worry! After a hundred years or so, your bunghole will be the size of Texas; you'll be able to accommodate many demons with relatively little discomfort.
            True Christians are Perfect!

            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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