[Levi Jones]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Damn. There's something I didn't know about myself.

That makes two of us who didn't know you were a Sapphic. Why not create an introduction thread in the introduction forum, so we can get to know you, um, better?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Damn. There's something I didn't know about myself.

Watch your mouth, pervert. This is God's favorite forum!

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

[HTannor]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Damn. There's something I didn't know about myself.

Hah!

I think it's poetic justice that your kind spends a lifetime rejecting mortal man but spends eternity being regularly probed by Satan's Flaming Tallywacker(tm).

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Lesbonic possessed whore-sluts are host to all manner of profound and subtle 'female troubles' because they shun God's Holy Plan for procreation and wholesome family life. Their lady parts wither and convulse in the vile depravities thrust upon them. They suffer endless medical anomalies in their privates (and damnable mood swings) because their bodies are designed to churn out soldiers for Christ and it disrupts the normal flow of their humors when they fail to allow reception of a husbands seed into their now rocky and forsaken wombs.

God may from time to time inflict barrenness on deserving women sinners, but it is especially evil for a woman to choose barrenness, and then to further compound her error by giving into unnatural attractions and inflicting base and perverted depravities on her person.

And then, shockingly, there are even a few lezbonic demons that go even further and conceive children through extremely unnatural means (turkey basters!) and set up Satanic imitation families. That these abominations occur and are not condemned at a all levels of American society is a sad and accurate indicator of just how far America has fallen.

This just isn't true hahaha. In fact STDs etc are more likely to be spread by heterosexual contact.
Also, we are currently suffering from over-population and lack of resources so a couple of lesbians not having kids isn't really a problem

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

This just isn't true hahaha. In fact STDs etc are more likely to be spread by heterosexual contact.
Also, we are currently suffering from over-population and lack of resources so a couple of lesbians not having kids isn't really a problem

But God hates perverts, friend. Don't forget that.

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

But God hates perverts, friend. Don't forget that.

Define "against nature"- do you drive a car? Eat McDonalds? They are things in a burger that would never occur in nature. Likewise, plenty of animals (pretty natural) have lesbian sex. Do monkeys go to hell for being lesbians?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Define "against nature"-

God defines that.

do you drive a car? Eat McDonalds? They are things in a burger that would never occur in nature.

Can you back that up with Scripture?

Likewise, plenty of animals (pretty natural) have lesbian sex. Do monkeys go to hell for being lesbians?

Animals have no soul, so they don't go anywhere after they die.

Do you really want to copy monkeys? They masturbate constantly and throw their feces too. Do you do that?

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

God defines that.



Can you back that up with Scripture?



Animals have no soul, so they don't go anywhere after they die.

Do you really want to copy monkeys? They masturbate constantly and throw their feces too. Do you do that?

Yes- are there cars in the Bible? No, I didn't think so.
I didn't say I wanted to copy them; clearly there are differences between us. But I was proving that lesbian sex is not "unnatural" as you say

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

But I was proving that lesbian sex is not "unnatural" as you say

Did you even read the verses that Pastor Zeke quoted to you? It says right there, plain as the nose on your face, that lesbianism is unnatural!

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

The Romans verses clearly state that men and women were leaving their natural heterosexual nature for an unnatural homosexual one. Furthermore, Leviticus 18:22 classifies homosexuality as an abomination, hence an unnatural act that mocks God.

And finally, let's see what Jesus Himself has to say about heterosexual relations. Indeed, He confirms that it's natural and the way God designed human beings to be.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Heterosexuality is natural. Homosexuality is unnatural. End of story!

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Did you even read the verses that Pastor Zeke quoted to you? It says right there, plain as the nose on your face, that lesbianism is unnatural!

Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

The Romans verses clearly state that men and women were leaving their natural heterosexual nature for an unnatural homosexual one. Furthermore, Leviticus 18:22 classifies homosexuality as an abomination, hence an unnatural act that mocks God.

And finally, let's see what Jesus Himself has to say about heterosexual relations. Indeed, He confirms that it's natural and the way God designed human beings to be.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Heterosexuality is natural. Homosexuality is unnatural. End of story!

*Sigh*- I was asking what you deem "natural" if homosexuality is "unnatural". As humans, we frequently do things that are in no way natural, like flying in an aeroplane, and no-one complains that those things are unnatural. THEN I said that animals sometimes practise homosexual sex and you can't really deny that they are part of nature, so how can you still say it's unnatural?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

*Sigh*- I was asking what you deem "natural" if homosexuality is "unnatural". As humans, we frequently do things that are in no way natural, like flying in an aeroplane, and no-one complains that those things are unnatural. THEN I said that animals sometimes practise homosexual sex and you can't really deny that they are part of nature, so how can you still say it's unnatural?

So you define "natural" as "what animals do?"

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

So you define "natural" as "what animals do?"

To be honest, my dogs are better mannered than the trolls that show up here. At least my dogs only go into places they're invited and they don't crap all over the place once they're in.

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

So you define "natural" as "what animals do?"

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&defl=en&q=define:natural&ei=ZYH9S-zYJIL54ga11YmiCw&sa=X&oi=glossary_definition&ct=title&ved=0CBgQkAE

Very good. You found a video of an animal doing something gross. That's a very mature point to make, you should be proud

[BelieverInGod]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e&ved=0CBgQkAE

Very good. You found a video of an animal doing something gross. That's a very mature point to make, you should be proud

All animals do gross things. My dogs love eating horse poop and rolling in dead salmon. The cats lick themselves in public.

You seem to have completely missed the point that the Pastor was making that if 'natural' means things animals do, why do we consider this disgusting? Why aren't we all doing it? After all, it's only 'natural'.

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

All animals do gross things. My dogs love eating horse poop and rolling in dead salmon. The cats lick themselves in public.

You seem to have completely missed the point that the Pastor was making that if 'natural' means things animals do, why do we consider this disgusting? Why aren't we all doing it? After all, it's only 'natural'.

Conventions of society dahling. Animals don't have them, so they don't mind.