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  • handmaiden
    Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 11318

    #1

    I lived with a lesbian!

    Yes, I do here confess. I had a lesbian roommate. This was back in my college days at a woman's college where the dykes ruled everything and if you didn't make nice with them you had no hope in heaven of getting a degree.

    We were only roommates, not lovers, but I still made the mistake of caring about her. I regarded her as my baby sister. I played side-kick to her many ideas because they sounded okay at the time and had one tiny element of virtue in them. (Which is exactly how the Deceiver gets you. )

    First there was the whole, "Range Safety Club", which got her a lot of heat on campus, (preparing her, no doubt, for conditions at her future address) because even though she was one of their own, the bleeding heart hegemony on campus insisted that guns are bad and that such a club did not belong in our community. So, we had the meetings at our apartment off campus and drove down in a convoy to the shooting range. Squeezing off that trigger, I felt something that I know now was the Lord's soft voice convicting me to return to Him. But it took some time.

    Another project of my lesbo roomie was to organize a sewing party to fix up our wardrobe of bat robes. Bat robes are what we called the long gowns worn at convocations and graduations and the like and if the name alone doesn't alert you to the dangers of a higher education than you are not paying attention. As I was the one with the most sewing experience, (proving that God had favored me earlier in my life) I got roped into helping with that.

    I supported her all kinds of ways and then she got all huffy and said that I wasn't respecting her "boundary issues" because I asked her what was wrong once when she wanted to be left alone. She expected me to "just know" her feelings (the only womanly quality lesbians possess). If she wanted to be alone why was she sitting in the middle of a party?!

    So after all that, she rejected me as a friend, and when I endangered my immortal soul for her.

    Last I heard she tried truck driving for awhile before going to seminary to become an Episcopalian priest. (And folks on this forum think I got problems.)

    Never, ever trust a gay and have all your roommates vetted by a True Christian elder before handing out the key.

    Reminicently Yours,

    Handmaiden
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: I lived with a lesbian!

    Being nice to a lesbian is no immediate danger, you can't safe anyone sister. Some are just damned from the start.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: I lived with a lesbian!

      Originally posted by Dirk View Post
      Being nice to a lesbian is no immediate danger, you can't safe anyone sister. Some are just damned from the start.
      I'm sorry to tell you, but you are as wrong as wrong can be. You see, queers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death" according to God's Holy Word.

      Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
      Let this be a warning to everyone: Just being nice to a pervert can and will land you in the everlasting lake of fire!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Cranky Old Man
        Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
        You kids get off his lawn!
         
        • Jan 2010
        • 22362

        #4
        Re: I lived with a lesbian!

        Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
        Never, ever trust a gay
        Amen to that Sister!
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • IamAHatemonger
          Unsaved trash, Teen slut
          • Jan 2010
          • 19

          #5
          Re: I lived with a lesbian!

          lesbians are pretty sweeeet.
          A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: I lived with a lesbian!

            Originally posted by IamAHatemonger View Post
            lesbians are pretty sweeeet.
            No they are not! Lesbos are nasty,vile, disease ridden hell bound sinners!

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            • Dirk
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 1425

              #7
              Re: I lived with a lesbian!

              Originally posted by IamAHatemonger View Post
              lesbians are pretty sweeeet.

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              • Dirk
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 1425

                #8
                Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                I'm sorry to tell you, but you are as wrong as wrong can be. You see, queers (those "without natural affection") and their supporters (those "that have pleasure in them") are "worthy of death" according to God's Holy Word.
                Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
                Let this be a warning to everyone: Just being nice to a pervert can and will land you in the everlasting lake of fire!
                I was not aware that you can get into the everlasting lake of fire for that too! I pray for forgiveness from our Lord Jesus Christ. Have mercy on those who want to learn.

                Proverbs 1:5
                A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:

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                • Oakland "Reb" Griner
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 2241

                  #9
                  Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                  Originally posted by IamAHatemonger View Post
                  lesbians are pretty sweeeet.

                  Lesbonic possessed whore-sluts are host to all manner of profound and subtle 'female troubles' because they shun God's Holy Plan for procreation and wholesome family life. Their lady parts wither and convulse in the vile depravities thrust upon them. They suffer endless medical anomalies in their privates (and damnable mood swings) because their bodies are designed to churn out soldiers for Christ and it disrupts the normal flow of their humors when they fail to allow reception of a husbands seed into their now rocky and forsaken wombs.

                  God may from time to time inflict barrenness on deserving women sinners, but it is especially evil for a woman to choose barrenness, and then to further compound her error by giving into unnatural attractions and inflicting base and perverted depravities on her person.

                  And then, shockingly, there are even a few lezbonic demons that go even further and conceive children through extremely unnatural means (turkey basters!) and set up Satanic imitation families. That these abominations occur and are not condemned at a all levels of American society is a sad and accurate indicator of just how far America has fallen.
                  Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are unGodly among them of all their unGodly deeds which they have unGodly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which unGodly sinners have spoken against him.

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                  • Seth Campbell
                    Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1565

                    #10
                    Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                    Could you imagine a lesbian relationship? It would probably sound like two scalded cats 24/7. Female hormonal emotions spewing all over the place.

                    How could two women have a relationship without the stabilizing influence of a man there to guide them?
                    PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                    Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                    Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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                    • Nathan B. Forrest
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 394

                      #11
                      Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                      How did those carpets hold out after the lezzie was there? Just curious....

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                      • handmaiden
                        Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 11318

                        #12
                        Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                        Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                        Could you imagine a lesbian relationship? It would probably sound like two scalded cats 24/7. Female hormonal emotions spewing all over the place.
                        You have the right of it ,brother. As I said, we were not lovers, but my dear -- I mean depraved --, lesbian roommate played so many of those female games ("You should just know what what I'm feeling; if you have to ask, you just don't get it; it's not what you said, it's how you said it." And she ALWAYS had to have the last word, even if it meant slogging through another 20 minute discussion over something that I thought we had resolved after the previous 40 minute discussion.) Frankly, she was the kind of woman who could drive other women crazy.

                        Sure, she was intelligent, well-spoken and filled with character and conviction, ( for all her sinful, liberal causes ), but she was so sensitive that if someone stuck a pea under the mattress of a bed in the apartment one floor beneath her, she wouldn't be able to sleep. Better a man who farts in his sleep, than a lesbian princess.

                        Musingly Yours,

                        Handmaiden
                        His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                        Guns For God and the Economy

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                        • Jimmy C Lombardo
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 218

                          #13
                          Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                          Originally posted by IamAHatemonger View Post
                          lesbians are pretty sweeeet.
                          Please get butt cancer and die.

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                          • Mrs. Rogers
                            compassion personified
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 2692

                            #14
                            Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                            Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
                            We were only roommates, not lovers, but I still made the mistake of caring about her. I regarded her as my baby sister.
                            That was a terrible and very dangerous mistake on your part, as she would not have regarded you as her big sister, but as her "daddy". Or was she one of those short, stout and very bossy little butch girls? If so, she would have been grooming you -- you as the tall, languid femme she could put over her chubby little knee and deliver a jolly good spanking to.

                            You made a narrower escape than you know, dear.
                            True Christians are Perfect!

                            Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                            Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                            For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                            • jennabenna
                              Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                              • May 2010
                              • 262

                              #15
                              Re: I lived with a lesbian!

                              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                              No they are not! Lesbos are nasty,vile, disease ridden hell bound sinners!
                              Damn. There's something I didn't know about myself.
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