[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

So what you're saying is... you love gays? (I'm so mature sometimes)

Yes, I do love gays with True Christian(tm) love. Which is completely different from gay love of course. Gays can and should be saved. We have several ex gays in our Church!

you would save the child by beating it until it was physically unable to run into the road into the first place

Where did you get that completely crazy idea?

God demands we take very good care of people!

Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Yes, I do love gays with True Christian™ love. Which is completely different from gay love of course. Gays can and should be saved. We have several ex gays in our Church!

Where did you get that completely crazy idea?

God demands we take very good care of people!

Ephesians 5:28-29 "So ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife loveth himself. For no man ever yet hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, even as the Lord the church."

You have an award for punching the most queers

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

You have an award for punching the most queers

How is punching some sense into a gay not True Christian(tm) love?

[Sparky]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

How is punching some sense into a gay not True Christian™ love?

I don't punch people I love.
Also, I have yet to see punching working as an effective method of helping people think better. It may come as a surprise to you learn that kindness works equally well.
Just to tell you- I'm going to stop responding to most of your comments because a lot of them make no sense, or I have to think of ways of making my answers more basic so that you understand them.
Give me Levi Jones any day; at least he seems logical
Oh, and I think I've mentioned my hobbies in my bio- primarily I like running, but I also like reading, learning about biology and and spending time with my friends (especially my brother )

[Dirk]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

I don't punch people I love.
Also, I have yet to see punching working as an effective method of helping people think better. It may come as a surprise to you learn that kindness works equally well.

You don't punch people you love because you're a fool!

Psalm 38:5
My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.

Just to tell you- I'm going to stop responding to most of your comments because a lot of them make no sense, or I have to think of ways of making my answers more basic so that you understand them.

You stop responding to most of his comments because you know you are lying and he is right.

Give me Levi Jones any day; at least he seems logical

Ofcourse he does, he lives by the word of the Lord as a True Christian™

Oh, and I think I've mentioned my hobbies in my bio- primarily I like running, but I also like reading, learning about biology and and spending time with my friends (especially my brother )

So your brother is a homersexural, no wonder you are not against homosexuals!

[handmaiden]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Humbly yours,
Sparky

There appears very little humble about you.

(I'm so mature sometimes )

There was really no need for the sarcasm emoticon. Some of us here can actually detect sarcasm without having it spelled out for us. Some others, I might add, seem to miss it even in its broadest application.

I don't punch people I love.

Again, aren't you perfect? Would you like a metal for not punching people that you love? The real test is not punching people who irritate the you-know-what out of you. I expect another award to be added to my name any day, now.

Give me Levi Jones any day;

You ain't gettin' Brother Levi away from us, missy! He's in serious demand from the young women of the church who are eager to hear the truth about God's Word. You sniff at all ideas expressed that don't penetrate your brain. This may be the root of your problem. Your sinuses are so plugged up from the sweet scent of your own perfect poo that nothing of what we really have to say filters through to the pertient parts of your brain.

Derisively Yours,

Handmaiden

[Baluhterijum]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Lesbians are cool... Had lesbian friend until she moved to her aunt in Canada.
We were like peas and carrots. Boy, she owned my ass in Chess. But I owned hers in Counter-Strike...

[YouAreAllStupid]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Lesbians are pretty hot.

[handmaiden]

Re: I lived with a lesbian!

Update on my lesbian former roommate.

Turns out that she drove a big rig truck for awhile. Big surprise, there.

She also became a Navy Chaplain, or an Army Chaplain, I don't remember. Either way it looks bad for our armed forces.

Now, she is a minister for the Unitarian Useless Church. As silly as it seems for a lesbian to become a minister, since no one there is a True Christian, at least there is a limit as to how much real harm she can to to the Lord's work.

People only go to that church to feel good. I mean, the last thing that they want is to confront the uncomfortable truth about the Bible. Since gays are only interested in feeling good, it's the perfect church for them to attend.

They can get their deluded taste of what they call "God" and tell themselves that he is cool with homosexuality.

I bet that their Bible wouldn't fill up enough paper to supply a dozen Chinese fortune cookies. And every fortune cookie would begin with, "Hi! God loves you."


Fortunately Yours,

Handmaiden