I was molested by a homosexual!

[Bob4God]

On the way back from early church service this morning, I was parked at a red light. A frightening balding man wearing dark sunglasses pulled up behind me.

My heart began to race, as I know the type of man who is balding and wears dark sun glasses is usually a homo sex pervert.

I locked my doors and rolled up the windows. He was still there.

My eyes stayed glued to him in the rear view mirror.

Suddenly his face became angry and he began to honk at me. I didn't know what to do! I started praying for GOD to protect me. I knew it was very possible that this homer had a stolen gun with AIDS soaked bullets.

I glanced back at the stop light and it had turned green! Certainly GOD had sent an angle to turn it green! I hit the gas, and as I did I heard the homosexual should "About time, buddy!"

I'm not sure what he meant, but I assume it was a homosexual greeting or something. I am just grateful that I made it home with my wife safely.

[Dirk]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Thank God you're safe!

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

On the way back from early church service this morning, I was parked at a red light. A frightening balding man wearing dark sunglasses pulled up behind me.

My heart began to race, as I know the type of man who is balding and wears dark sun glasses is usually a homo sex pervert.

I locked my doors and rolled up the windows. He was still there.

My eyes stayed glued to him in the rear view mirror.

Suddenly his face became angry and he began to honk at me. I didn't know what to do! I started praying for GOD to protect me. I knew it was very possible that this homer had a stolen gun with AIDS soaked bullets.

I glanced back at the stop light and it had turned green! Certainly GOD had sent an angle to turn it green! I hit the gas, and as I did I heard the homosexual should "About time, buddy!"

I'm not sure what he meant, but I assume it was a homosexual greeting or something. I am just grateful that I made it home with my wife safely.

You were lucky to get out of the situation with being anally raped Brother Bob. When I was a homo sex pervert, the technique this queer was using was called butt tapping, or more vulgarly, ass tapping.

The homo looking for sex would drive around looking for likely sex partners. He would gently bump the driver in front of him as an invitation. If the driver in front was a fag looking to get some hot, hard anal penetration, he would put his car in reverse and gently but firmly back his car into the other.

After this, both sodomites would drive to the nearest public park, both of them filled with homo lust. Then it would be a marathon session of drug fueled gay sex on the filthy concrete floor of a public bathroom. Often, either or both fags would also quickly rape any children that were unsupervised in said park as a sort of foreplay before they sodomized each other.

As I said before, you were lucky to get out there with your anal virginity intact. If you do not mind, could you send me a personal message with a description of the vehicle, as well as the time and place this horrible event occurred? I of course will forward it to the proper authorities.

[handmaiden]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Oh, please! The title of this thread indicates a clear, pathological need for attention on the part of the poster, using pandering drama queen (hmm? ) antics.


It's not like anything really happened or that you had a real problem as I described in MY thread titled: I lived with a lesbian!


One Uppingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Hutchins]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Bob, this is why I carry. I here or see someting, I let a round loose.

[True Disciple]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Brother Bob, I think that this is a very good reminder of the grim situation the world is in right now.
Homosexuals run rampant.
They are everywhere.
From dark, sinful places, they are watching us heterosexual True Christians™, hoping to do with every upright person what they once tried to do with the two angels that visited Lot in Sodom (Genesis 19:5). Lot, who was an upright man just like we True Christians™ are, generously offered his daughters to appease the aggressive sexual lusts of the angry mob of faggots (Genesis 19:8), but even this did not deter them.
Therefore, we must always be on our guard, lest the faggots attack and rape us and give us AIDS. God's Judgment was great, when He passed His Law onto the Israelites:

Leviticus 20:13:
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Dirk]

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Bob, this is why I carry. I here or see someting, I let a round loose.

Carry what?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Carry what?

Carry. It's what True Christians(tm) do. Capeesh?

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Carry. It's what True Christians™ do. Capeesh?

Pastor, these foreigners live in countries where the God given right to carry handguns has been denied them. To Brother Dirk, the concept of protecting his family with a gun is sadly unfathomable. That is why along with spreading True Christianity™, we must spread God's message of the importance of handgun ownership across the unsaved white countries of godless Europe! Praise!

[BelieverInGod]

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You know I had something similar happen to me a few years back. I was sitting at a light when someone bumped me from behind. I guess he then realized his mistake, since I was a woman, and tore around me in the other lane.

He did a little damage on the car, but it was on its last legs anyway, so I didn't bother to report it. Now I'm glad I didn't, homers get special treatment here.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I read years ago that Godly comedian Bob Hope offered this advice: If you see a pretty girl on the road and want to pick her up, intentionally rear-end her car from behind. It forces her to get out and talk with you, where you exchange insurance information (and phone numbers). It wouldn't surprise me if homosexuals have adopted this idea, but with far more sinister intentions. If a gay intentionally rams you from behind on a dark, desolate road and you pull over, you are making yourself a rape victim.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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I read years ago that Godly comedian Bob Hope offered this advice: If you see a pretty girl on the road and want to pick her up, intentionally rear-end her car from behind. It forces her to get out and talk with you, where you exchange insurance information (and phone numbers). It wouldn't surprise me if homosexuals have adopted this idea, but with far more sinister intentions. If a gay intentionally rams you from behind on a dark, desolate road and you pull over, you are making yourself a rape victim.

I heard that too Rev. Jim.

I have also heard that some homers also disguise themselves in car service centers, offering Rim Jobs and Lubes.

My Pastor had to endure such advances just the other day. He was gone for hours fending those homers off!

YIC,

WS

[LydiaJohnson]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Oh you poor man, I'm so glad you're safe. You're lucky it didn't touch you, it probably had AIDS.

[handmaiden]

Re: I was molested by a homosexual!

Carry. It's what True Christians™ do. Capeesh?

Pastor Zeke:

I followed the link. My first thought was: Wow! That's some side arm. Then I realized that it's more like a side leg. Or possibly a third leg . . .

Whichever way, I am suitably impressed.

Admiringly Yours,

Handmaiden