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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #1

    God Damn Iceland!!

    THIS is the last straw!! God sent mighty volcanoes and earthquakes recently as a warning to Godless Iceland to mend their sinful ways, and their answer is to turn their "country" over to the queer eskimos?! They are doomed! God will not forgive them now!!

    Iceland passes gay marriage law in unanimous vote

    REYKJAVIK (Reuters) - Iceland, the only country in the world to have an openly gay head of state, passed a law on Friday allowing same-sex partners to get married in a vote which met with no political resistance.

    The Althingi parliament voted 49 to zero to change the wording of marriage legislation to include matrimony between "man and man, woman and woman," in addition to unions between men and women.

    Iceland, a socially tolerant island nation of about 320,000 people, became the first country to elect an openly gay head of state in 2009 when Social Democrat Johanna Sigurdardottir became prime minister after being nominated by her party.

    "The attitude in Iceland is fairly pragmatic," said Gunnar Helgi Kristinsson, a political scientist at the University of Iceland. "It (gay marriage) has not been a big issue in national politics -- it's not been controversial."

    The prime minister's sexual orientation garnered far more interest among foreign media than in Iceland, where the attitude toward homosexuality has grown increasingly relaxed in the past two or three decades, Kristinsson added.

    Iceland's protestant church has yet to decide whether to allow same-sex marriages in church, although the law says "ministers will always be free to perform (gay) marriage ceremonies, but never obliged to."

    The largely protestant countries of northern Europe, including Sweden, Norway and Denmark, have all endorsed some form of civil union between same-sex couples, but the issue creates more controversy in Mediterranean Catholic nations.
    Psalm 69:22-29
    Let their table become a snare before them: and that which should have been for their welfare, let it become a trap.
    Let their eyes be darkened, that they see not; and make their loins continually to shake.
    Pour out thine indignation upon them, and let thy wrathful anger take hold of them.
    Let their habitation be desolate; and let none dwell in their tents.
    For they persecute him whom thou hast smitten; and they talk to the grief of those whom thou hast wounded.
    Add iniquity unto their iniquity: and let them not come into thy righteousness.
    Let them be blotted out of the book of the living, and not be written with the righteous.
    But I am poor and sorrowful: let thy salvation, O God, set me up on high.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: God Damn Iceland!!

    This one step has truly destroyed the tradition of marriage for all normal Icelanders. I weep for them. I will pray even more, now, for the destruction of Iceland, or at least a re-ammendment to their constitution that bans gay marriage. This is intolerable, but I fear that the infection is soon to spread to the entire European continent.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Dirk
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 1425

      #3
      Re: God Damn Iceland!!

      Why are they mocking God?

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      • HTannor
        America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 2612

        #4
        Re: God Damn Iceland!!

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I will pray even more, now, for the destruction of Iceland, or at least a re-ammendment to their constitution that bans gay marriage. .

        There's clearly a trend her, Brother Nobar.

        1. God condemns them to live in that ungodly place.

        2. God smites them with volcanos.

        3. They laugh at God and pass this abomination.

        4. Destruction will come next for them.

        And here, Nobar, is where we part ways. Reamending their constitution will NOT do. They have sinned mightily and destruction is the only possible solution to this terrible thing.
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #5
          Re: God Damn Iceland!!

          The average of 9 studies show that on average 1.54 % of the World is Gay
          values range 0.6 to 5.4 %

          From the Traditional Values Coalition report
          According to this survey, only 2.3% of the males surveyed considered themselves to be homosexuals; 1.8% considered themselves to be bisexuals

          The truth is that homosexuals used the bogus 10% figure in order to inflate their numbers and their influence.The 10% Urban Legend has been effectively used by homosexuals to recruit children into the homosexual lifestyle and to lobby for legislation to provide special legal protections for homosexuals. Homosexual groups throughout the United States, however, continue to use this bogus 10% figure because it provides them with political power and legitimacy.

          In Iceland News
          Iceland turns out in force for Reykjavik Gay Pride

          Posted on11 August 2009. Tags: festival, gay pride, gay rights, Iceland, Politics, visit iceland
          The eleventh annual Reykjavik Gay Pride parade and outdoor concert with Pall Oskar (probably Iceland’s biggest pop star) attracted about 80,000 people to the middle of Reykjavik on Saturday.

          Is There 80,000 out of 320.000 people card carrying gays in Iceland? Or are they liars as proven of gay libbers round the world by the Traditional Values Coalition?
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • Prof Samuel Beckett
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2010
            • 7

            #6
            Re: God Damn Iceland!!

            They will be in for a shock going from that cursed frozen wasteland to a not so frozen lake of fire. The good Lord will smite these blasphemous homers and I for one look forward to the day.
            Prof Samuel X. Beckett, if you ain't spreading the Lord's word then shut up

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            • janna
              Unsaved trash, Hateful monkeyworshiping perverted slut
              • May 2010
              • 39

              #7
              Re: God Damn Iceland!!

              Who...cares? Let them marry. They can be just as miserable as straight couples. That's what y'all want right, gays to suffer?
              1 Corinthians 11:3
              But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78553

                #8
                Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                Originally posted by janna View Post
                Who...cares? Let them marry. They can be just as miserable as straight couples. That's what y'all want right, gays to suffer?
                Not at all. We want to follow God's Holy Word.

                Lev.20:13
                If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Levi Jones
                  Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                  Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                  Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                   
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 13930

                  #9
                  Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                  I can't believe they have not heeded the warnings of God! After all the outreach we have done to the eskimoes, this is our repayment?

                  Matthew 10:14-16 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet. Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.
                  Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.
                  Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                  • Humanbug
                    Unsaved trash, smelly eskimo
                    • Nov 2011
                    • 14

                    #10
                    Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                    Believe it or not, there are no Inuits (what you call eskimos) in Iceland.

                    For those of you who are hoping for a natural disaster to wipe out the entire country, this really makes you no better than someone who commits genocide.

                    If you actually hope that most of them will go to hell, that is just sadistic and sick.

                    Jesus was a pacifist. If god is planning to murder hundreds of thousands via geological disasters, we better hope that Jesus is willing to do the right thing and stop God.

                    Little known fact: Government ≠ all of the people.
                    Praise Jebus!

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                    • Redeemed Papist
                      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 10409

                      #11
                      Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                      Originally posted by Humanbeing View Post
                      Believe it or not, there are no Inuits (what you call eskimos) in Iceland.
                      Because you ate them all...
                      sigpic
                      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                      The truth about volcanos
                      Sex and debauchery in public schools
                      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                        Originally posted by Humanbeing View Post
                        Believe it or not, there are no Inuits (what you call eskimos) in Iceland.

                        For those of you who are hoping for a natural disaster to wipe out the entire country, this really makes you no better than someone who commits genocide.

                        If you actually hope that most of them will go to hell, that is just sadistic and sick.

                        Jesus was a pacifist. If god is planning to murder hundreds of thousands via geological disasters, we better hope that Jesus is willing to do the right thing and stop God.

                        Little known fact: Government ≠ all of the people.
                        Jesus is God. That is a fundamental of CHRISTianity. If you don't think so then you are just heathen slime, like the rest of the Icelanders.

                        As far as the allegation that we wish for people to go to Hell... we wish for God's will to be done, and that ENTAILS that people like the Icelanders will go to Hell. If you are saying that makes us no better than murderers, for believing in God, then thank you for persecuting us.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Humanbug
                          Unsaved trash, smelly eskimo
                          • Nov 2011
                          • 14

                          #13
                          Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Jesus is God. That is a fundamental of CHRISTianity. If you don't think so then you are just heathen slime, like the rest of the Icelanders.

                          As far as the allegation that we wish for people to go to Hell... we wish for God's will to be done, and that ENTAILS that people like the Icelanders will go to Hell. If you are saying that makes us no better than murderers, for believing in God, then thank you for persecuting us.
                          I can just feel the strong Christian love oozing off this post. Go check statistics before you over-generalize. Because over-generalizations are almost universally wrong.

                          People that pray for death can not consider themselves true Christians.

                          "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:31
                          Praise Jebus!

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                          • Zechariah Smyth
                            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                            True Christian™
                            • Feb 2011
                            • 15251

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Humanbeing View Post
                            I can just feel the strong Christian love oozing off this post. Go check statistics before you over-generalize. Because over-generalizations are almost universally wrong.

                            People that pray for death can not consider themselves true Christians.

                            "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these." Mark 12:31
                            Here is your homework assignment: USING THE BIBLE, tell me what "neighbor" means.

                            Hint: it ain't the person living next door to you.

                            YiC,

                            Z. Smyth
                            Posted via Mobile Device
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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78553

                              #15
                              Re: God Damn Iceland!!

                              Originally posted by Humanbug View Post

                              Jesus was a pacifist. If god is planning to murder hundreds of thousands via geological disasters, we better hope that Jesus is willing to do the right thing and stop God.
                              This has to be the single most moronic post I've ever seen on this Godly forum.

                              I have news for you, Nanook: Jesus IS God.

                              Colossians 1:16
                              For by him [Jesus] were all things created.

                              Colossians 2:9
                              For in him [Jesus] dwelleth all the fulness of the Godhead bodily.

                              1 Timothy 3:16
                              God was made manifest in the flesh.

                              Titus 2:13
                              Looking for that blessed hope, and the glorious appearing of the great God and our Saviour Jesus Christ.

                              Philippians 2:6
                              Who, being in the form of God, thought it not robbery to be equal with God.

                              Hebrews 1:8
                              But unto the Son he saith, Thy throne, O God, is for ever and ever: a sceptre of righteousness is the sceptre of thy kingdom.

                              Revelation 1:17
                              Fear not; I am the first and the last.

                              Revelation 22:13
                              I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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