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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #1

    I HATE LESBIANS!

    I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

    You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and save these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

    I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.


    Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
    Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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  • Sister Charli
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 1590

    #2
    Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

    I fail to understand how two girls could even pleasure each other sexually.

    And you can not produce any little soldiers for Christ so it is all just wasted energy.
    2 Chronicles 7:14
    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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    • Phebe Carlyle
      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 2604

      #3
      Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
      I cannot contain it, I am brimming with anger! I am so digusted and mortified that women actually engage with sexual acts with one another! How revolting! To think of two young women, in their youthful college days, "experimenting" with one another? To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts? To see such a sick harlot moan in ecstacy as she is pleasured by her sinful partner? Why do women debase themselves by this? Why?

      You have no idea how much I want to burst forth, quoting Scripture, and saving these young vile sluts! I want to fill them up with the Love of Jesus so bad. I want to fill every part of their bodies with the Holy Spirit. Only then will they be Saved®!

      I'm sorry but this is just so wrong in every way and these immoral whores should be killed for it.


      Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
      Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

      Rev Jim,

      I surely understand how you feel and you certainly have a right to, but remember, these girls need your love inside them as well. Jesus can overcome.. so as you are such a Godly man, I am quite sure you have that capacity in you too.

      As you are arriving soon on your trek "down under", perhaps I could show you a few of the videos my current gals handed into me; showing their sins. WARNING!! I could only watch a little. They are quite graphic and I had to rush off to spend some time in the prayer closet just to be relieved from it all. They went into detail with me orally over this as well, and you came to mind as they were telling me and showing me all.

      So, would you be interested in perhaps group counsel with these girls during your time here. I am quite sure they would enjoy spending some time with you.

      Please let me know at your earliest convenience.

      YIC,

      Mrs.P.Wintersnow




      There's Jesus here,
      Just see what He offers me....
      Down here my sins forgiven,
      Up there a home in heaven
      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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      • Rev. Jim Osborne
        True Christian™ Televangelist
        Director of Fundraising and Tithing
        On the Look Out for Wife #6!
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 8622

        #4
        Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

        Originally posted by Mrs. P Wintersnow View Post

        As you are arriving soon on your trek "down under", perhaps I could show you a few of the videos my current gals handed into me; showing their sins. WARNING!! I could only watch a little. They are quite graphic and I had to rush off to spend some time in the prayer closet just to be relieved from it all. They went into detail with me orally over this as well, and you came to mind as they were telling me and showing me all.
        As much as it pains me, as a pastor for the Lord who has the responsibility of his entire congregation on his shoulders, I will reluctantly do so. Bless you Mrs. Wintersnow, for having to endure the hardships that these disgusting women had to befoul upon you! I think when I come "down under" in a couple of weeks, you and I can watch these videos together alone, and pray for these lost souls. As Christians, it is our duty.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22355

          #5
          Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

          Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
          As Christians, it is our duty.
          You are a great Christian and an example for all others Brother Jim!

          I am sure when you save those filthy lesbians by filling every part of their body with the Holy Spirit that in the end they will happily swallow their pride and become proper Christian ladies!
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Warner S. Davidson
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 586

            #6
            Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

            I am very ashamed to admit it but in my previous sinful lifestyle before finding salavation here ar the LBC I was regularly in involved in 3, 4, 5 and sometimes 6 way lesbian encounters with my ex wife and her fashion model friends

            I was so depraved and I am so guilty of my sins but I have no one to share this with - Even of further shame is that most of these depraved orgies were filmed onto DVD...

            As I have now found God I am going to destroy this recorded filth so as to demonstrate my comittment to Jesus and the good folk here who have helped me

            I seek forgiveness and prayer for abominable acts of Satan's influence in which I had partaken . In addition I am at a loss on how to properly destroy those DVD's so there is no chance of them corrupting any other souls.

            Such is my remorse I urgently seek True Christian(tm)counsel
            2 Samuel 22:31

            As for God, His way is perfect;
            The word of the LORD is proven;
            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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            • HTannor
              America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2009
              • 2612

              #7
              Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

              Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post

              I was so depraved and I am so guilty of my sins but I have no one to share this with - Even of further shame is that most of these depraved orgies were filmed onto DVD...

              In addition I am at a loss on how to properly destroy those DVD's so there is no chance of them corrupting any other souls.
              Brother Swish, I can understand your quandry. DVDs appear to be nearly indestructible to those who do not know how to properly dispose of them.

              I have a devise that will do the job. I'm sorry I can't be more descriptive of it since I have a patent pending on this highly secret item.

              Please send me all those DVDs and I will see to it they're kept away from innocent eyes.
              The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

              "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2025
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                I am very ashamed to admit it but in my previous sinful lifestyle before finding salavation here ar the LBC I was regularly in involved in 3, 4, 5 and sometimes 6 way lesbian encounters with my ex wife and her fashion model friends

                I was so depraved and I am so guilty of my sins but I have no one to share this with - Even of further shame is that most of these depraved orgies were filmed onto DVD...

                As I have now found God I am going to destroy this recorded filth so as to demonstrate my comittment to Jesus and the good folk here who have helped me

                I seek forgiveness and prayer for abominable acts of Satan's influence in which I had partaken . In addition I am at a loss on how to properly destroy those DVD's so there is no chance of them corrupting any other souls.

                Such is my remorse I urgently seek True Christian™counsel
                I suggest you parcel up those Videos immediately so that myself and the Pastors can verify your claims.
                I'm sure that if all of this is true, we can offer immediate Prayers for a very modest fee

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Mrs. Rogers
                  compassion personified
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2692

                  #9
                  Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                  Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                  To think of one young blonde girl putting her mouth up to another girl, a brunette, in her privy parts?
                  So is that what they do then? Never in all my days have I heard of such a thing! What do they do when they place their mouth there -- do they speak into the privy parts? After all, talking is what a mouth is used for. And seeing as women are dreadful gossips (forgive me, Lord) it would seem that lesbionic sex is a perverted version of having a gossipy chat with one's friends.

                  Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                  I am very ashamed to admit it but in my previous sinful lifestyle before finding salavation here ar the LBC I was regularly in involved in 3, 4, 5 and sometimes 6 way lesbian encounters with my ex wife and her fashion model friends
                  I find this very difficult to comprehend. Six mouths to one privy part? All talking at once? What a dreadful noise that must make! I almost feel sorry for you, Mr. Davidson, having to put up with such a din. You must be very traumatised indeed.
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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                  • Warner S. Davidson
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 586

                    #10
                    Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                    Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                    Brother Swish, I can understand your quandry. DVDs appear to be nearly indestructible to those who do not know how to properly dispose of them.

                    I have a devise that will do the job. I'm sorry I can't be more descriptive of it since I have a patent pending on this highly secret item.

                    Please send me all those DVDs and I will see to it they're kept away from innocent eyes.
                    Thank you Brother ....I am warmed by the fact that although I am new and a vile ex-sinner you and your fellow True Christians(tm) have taken me into your Godly hearts and you are all going out of your way help me

                    Luke 10:33
                    But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was. And when he saw him, he had compassion
                    2 Samuel 22:31

                    As for God, His way is perfect;
                    The word of the LORD is proven;
                    He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                    • Sister Charli
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 1590

                      #11
                      Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                      Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                      So is that what they do then? Never in all my days have I heard of such a thing! What do they do when they place their mouth there -- do they speak into the privy parts? After all, talking is what a mouth is used for. And seeing as women are dreadful gossips (forgive me, Lord) it would seem that lesbionic sex is a perverted version of having a gossipy chat with one's friends.
                      I noted dear Mrs Rogers, in another thread that there was talk of social intercourse. Like yourself I do not understand lesbanians but it would appear that all that chitter chatter and gossip is an oral form of that.
                      2 Chronicles 7:14
                      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                      • Warner S. Davidson
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 586

                        #12
                        Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                        Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                        Thank you Brother ....I am warmed by the fact that although I am new and a vile ex-sinner you and your fellow True Christians™ have taken me into your Godly hearts and you are all going out of your way help me

                        Luke 10:33
                        But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was. And when he saw him, he had compassion
                        Brother HTannor / Sister Talitha

                        Just a thought.....

                        I will have to figure out a way in which to get this evil filth to you in the US for its secure destruction via you new patented technology

                        Obviously this is fraught with both expense and many security concerns

                        I believe Reverend Jim is coming Down Under very soon so maybe I could somehow get these DVD's to him for safe and secure passage to your good self or indeed Sister Talitha who is also trying to help me cleanse my horrid past

                        Would this be an unfair impost on Reverend Jim's valuable time and indeed am I yet even worthy enough to actually speak to Reverend Jim?

                        BTW - I would like to thank you both and Mrs Rogers for your counsel and support - Never before in my life have I encountered such an unselfish willingness to help - Praise you all and Jesus
                        2 Samuel 22:31

                        As for God, His way is perfect;
                        The word of the LORD is proven;
                        He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                        • Talitha
                          Deaconess
                          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2025
                          • 15118

                          #13
                          Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                          Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                          Brother HTannor / Sister Talitha

                          Just a thought.....

                          I will have to figure out a way in which to get this evil filth to you in the US for its secure destruction via you new patented technology

                          Obviously this is fraught with both expense and many security concerns

                          I believe Reverend Jim is coming Down Under very soon so maybe I could somehow get these DVD's to him for safe and secure passage to your good self or indeed Sister Talitha who is also trying to help me cleanse my horrid past

                          Would this be an unfair impost on Reverend Jim's valuable time and indeed am I yet even worthy enough to actually speak to Reverend Jim?

                          BTW - I would like to thank you both and Mrs Rogers for your counsel and support - Never before in my life have I encountered such an unselfish willingness to help - Praise you all and Jesus
                          It is our Christian Pleasure

                          By the way, we provide a FreePost address for such emergencies.

                          Sister Talitha

                          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                          • Warner S. Davidson
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 586

                            #14
                            Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                            It is our Christian Pleasure

                            By the way, we provide a FreePost address for such emergencies.
                            Is there nothing that the LBC cant do??

                            This type of dedication, planning and efficiency ensures that True Christians(tm) are the only ones that will keep Satan at bay until Armageddon and ensure the path to eternal salvation
                            2 Samuel 22:31

                            As for God, His way is perfect;
                            The word of the LORD is proven;
                            He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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                            • Benedict A. Davis
                              Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 3900

                              #15
                              Re: I HATE LESBIANS!

                              Originally posted by Swish Davidson View Post
                              Is there nothing that the LBC cant do??

                              This type of dedication, planning and efficiency ensures that True Christians™ are the only ones that will keep Satan at bay until Armageddon and ensure the path to eternal salvation
                              I would never think to speak for the Reverend but I would wager that he would be willing to minister to your wife and her friends if you only ask him.
                              sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                              Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                              Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                              Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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