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  • Lisa H
    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 5070

    #76
    Re: I'm getting married to my man

    Originally posted by foreverproud View Post
    I said it because it was fun to say. have you ever heard of fun? at all? and actually i think somebody might have shoved few trees up there. maybe one or two shrubs, and possibly a cat
    What kind of fun is that. I know what is fun, and it does not include what you said or sticking trees and cats up donkeys.
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Red_Dragon_666
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Dec 2010
      • 13

      #77
      Re: I'm getting married to my man

      Congrats to JamesRobert! Way to go to accept yourself as you are and be with who you love! Screw these judgmental Christian assholes and their Bible...be who you are and love who you love. You can't change your sexuality anyway.

      If you need a church, go here:

      PORNOGRAPHIC LINKS DELETED

      Neo-Pagans, Wiccans, some branches of Judaism, some types of Buddhism, and, of course, Satanism will also welcome you.

      HS!
      Last edited by Jedediah; 12-12-2010, 06:29 PM. Reason: deleted perverse links

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      • Mistress Cookie
        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2008
        • 6790

        #78
        Re: I'm getting married to my man

        Originally posted by JamesRobert View Post
        I am getting married and noone can stop us beause love is blind and God is love.




        Sure, no one can stop you....except the Supreme Court!

        Do you think this thing is over? Not by a long shot, James. Guess what, one of the judges on the appeals pannel went to Brigham Young University (sound familiar?) (what does that tell you?) and he may have made some lieberal sounding comments at the California trial, but make no mistake, he'll vote on the side of God™ or his church will turn him into a human sacrifice. So don't be counting on legalized male/male woman/woman marriages being allowed any time soon.

        There is no biological basis for the marriage between all-men and all-women. Throughout all history and all parts of the world and all parts of the Bible™, marriage has been about creating a stable environment for little ones, health benefit options through work programs, establishing legitimacy for offspring, and building solid communities. Oh yes, and pleasing God™. Where does the homogay lifestyle fit into any of that?

        Look, and I say this with Love. You have got yourself deep enough into sin by "living in sin" with "your man". Don't compound the problem by making a mockery of the American People and God™s Natural Plan by going through some trumped-up marriage "ceremony". They take pictures at weddings: do you really want those pictures flashed on a huge screen for everyone in Heaven™ to see when you face your Maker on Judgement Day?

        If you have to live as you've chosen, at least have the decency and foresight to do it in secret. No one wants to know about it. Children see, children learn. Spare them.

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #79
          Re: I'm getting married to my man

          Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
          Sure, no one can stop you....except the Supreme Court!

          Do you think this thing is over? Not by a long shot, James. Guess what, one of the judges on the appeals pannel went to Brigham Young University (sound familiar?) (what does that tell you?) and he may have made some lieberal sounding comments at the California trial, but make no mistake, he'll vote on the side of God™ or his church will turn him into a human sacrifice. So don't be counting on legalized male/male woman/woman marriages being allowed any time soon.

          There is no biological basis for the marriage between all-men and all-women. Throughout all history and all parts of the world and all parts of the Bible™, marriage has been about creating a stable environment for little ones, health benefit options through work programs, establishing legitimacy for offspring, and building solid communities. Oh yes, and pleasing God™. Where does the homogay lifestyle fit into any of that?
          You know, I really feel sorry for the Mormons. I'm sure that when Jugement day comes they're basically going to be told, "you know you guys lived your lived the right way, too bad you had to mix it up with all those crazy beliefs about planets and magic underwear."

          So close and yet so far
          Drama queen

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #80
            Re: I'm getting married to my man

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            You know, I really feel sorry for the Mormons. I'm sure that when Jugement day comes they're basically going to be told, "you know you guys lived your lived the right way, too bad you had to mix it up with all those crazy beliefs about planets and magic underwear."

            So close and yet so far
            Indeed. Unless they repent, they'll spend eternity bobbing up and down in the lake of fire next to the people whom they righteously hated in this life.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • SLFUTHFTW!!!
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Dec 2010
              • 1

              #81
              Re: I'm getting married to my man

              so you like it up the rear? you queer faggot...
              God frowns upon homos like you.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #82
                Re: I'm getting married to my man

                Originally posted by SLFUTHFTW!!! View Post
                so you like it up the rear? you queer faggot...
                God frowns upon homos like you.
                Lots of hate there friend.
                Why do you say things like you do? What about this person that is different from the rest makes God frown upon him? Do you have some intimate knowledge regarding this situation you'd like to share or is it personal and private?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • slfuthftw!!
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2

                  #83
                  Re: I'm getting married to my man

                  Because he's a fag, and likes it up the rear. Please do not report this one, its just my open opinion. FREE SPEECH FTWWWW!!!!!!!

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                  • Rapture Eddie
                    The Sermonator
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 219

                    #84
                    Re: I'm getting married to my man

                    Originally posted by slfuthftw!! View Post
                    Because he's a fag, and likes it up the rear. Please do not report this one, its just my open opinion. FREE SPEECH FTWWWW!!!!!!!
                    That's just disgusting.
                    Let me tell you, friend. There is no such thing as "Free Speech" here at Landover Baptist Church Forums.
                    Especially for pottymouthed sinners such as you.
                    JUDGEMENT DAY

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #85
                      Re: I'm getting married to my man

                      Originally posted by slfuthftw!! View Post
                      Because he's a fag, and likes it up the rear. Please do not report this one, its just my open opinion. FREE SPEECH FTWWWW!!!!!!!
                      Dear friend:

                      Your rights on this discussion board are enumerated here. Whenever you think that they have been violated, please feel free to let a pastor know. Thank you, and have a blessed day.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • cazoofool
                        Unsaved trash, Godmocking fool
                        • Dec 2010
                        • 51

                        #86
                        Re: I'm getting married to my man

                        Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
                        Sure, no one can stop you....except the Supreme Court!

                        Do you think this thing is over? Not by a long shot, James. Guess what, one of the judges on the appeals pannel went to Brigham Young University (sound familiar?) (what does that tell you?) and he may have made some lieberal sounding comments at the California trial, but make no mistake, he'll vote on the side of God™ or his church will turn him into a human sacrifice. So don't be counting on legalized male/male woman/woman marriages being allowed any time soon.

                        There is no biological basis for the marriage between all-men and all-women. Throughout all history and all parts of the world and all parts of the Bible™, marriage has been about creating a stable environment for little ones, health benefit options through work programs, establishing legitimacy for offspring, and building solid communities. Oh yes, and pleasing God™. Where does the homogay lifestyle fit into any of that?

                        Look, and I say this with Love. You have got yourself deep enough into sin by "living in sin" with "your man". Don't compound the problem by making a mockery of the American People and God™s Natural Plan by going through some trumped-up marriage "ceremony". They take pictures at weddings: do you really want those pictures flashed on a huge screen for everyone in Heaven™ to see when you face your Maker on Judgement Day?

                        If you have to live as you've chosen, at least have the decency and foresight to do it in secret. No one wants to know about it. Children see, children learn. Spare them.
                        I don't see any reason why a gay couple can't raise a child just as well as a straigth couple.

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                        • Rev. Jim Osborne
                          True Christian™ Televangelist
                          Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                          On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 8622

                          #87
                          Re: I'm getting married to my man

                          Originally posted by cazoofool View Post
                          I don't see any reason why a gay couple can't raise a child just as well as a straigth couple.
                          1) Broken homes. Homosexuals are more likely to be promiscuous. Both a child's daddies will be absent, indulging in carnal sins in truck stop bathrooms and secluded parks after dark.
                          2) Child rape. Homosexuals are child molesters and will take advantage of a little boy. The same goes for lesbians with girls.
                          3) If God wanted gay people to have kids, He would've made it able for them to reproduce.

                          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                          • Brecht
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 64

                            #88
                            Re: I'm getting married to my man

                            Originally posted by cazoofool View Post
                            I don't see any reason why a gay couple can't raise a child just as well as a straigth couple.
                            And they'll feed their child poo to make it queer as well!
                            Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                            • napa valley nan
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              Drunken gay-enabling degenerate
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 439

                              #89
                              Re: I'm getting married to my man

                              Originally posted by Seth Campbell View Post
                              As soon as we give them the right to marry, they'll start suing churches for refusing to marry them. Then they'll move on to suing hetero's for refusing to marry them as some sort of hate crime, and the liebral governments will roll over for them.
                              No there's already laws protecting churches from not having to marry anyone who dances in. For instance a Jewish couple can't sue when a Christian Church says Sorry, we don't do that this is a Christian church you have to go nextdoor.

                              And Unitarian, Lutheran, some others I think Episcopalian maybe marry the gays and lesbians and bisexuals so the couples can go there.

                              Gay marriage has been in a bunch of states for years and no lawsuit to a church. Tell you anything?

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                              • Adilene
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 332

                                #90
                                Re: I'm getting married to my man

                                Originally posted by napa valley nan View Post
                                No there's already laws protecting churches from not having to marry anyone who dances in. For instance a Jewish couple can't sue when a Christian Church says Sorry, we don't do that this is a Christian church you have to go nextdoor.

                                And Unitarian, Lutheran, some others I think Episcopalian maybe marry the gays and lesbians and bisexuals so the couples can go there.

                                Gay marriage has been in a bunch of states for years and no lawsuit to a church. Tell you anything?

                                And then when they finally let the gays get married, they are going to start adopting kids! I don't know why anyone would let children in the house of gays. The poor kids will grow up corrupted and on the road to HELL!
                                “By this we know that we love the children of God, when we love God, and keep his commandments. For this is the love of God, that we keep his commandments: and his commandments are not grievous.” – 1 John 5:2-3

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