[handmaiden]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

i dated this chick once who asked me to stick it in her ass and I was like why would I want to do that???

If God crashes a tree down on top of you to crush you to death, will you still worship it?


Dismissively Yours,

Handmaiden

[Annie1]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

i dated this chick once who asked me to stick it in her ass and I was like why would I want to do that???

I don't understand... any of what you just said mister.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

i dated this chick once who asked me to stick it in her ass and I was like why would I want to do that???

Because you are a filthy homo pagan, friend and you both want to spit the eye of Jesus because you hate decency.

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

You think you are a woman? No wonder for all your confusion.

Tell me friend, what have you done to baby Jesus for Him to of smoted you so? Be frank, you are amoung loving and caring friends here.

Brother, I do not understand what you are getting at. The LORD blessed me with a male body, and I truly appreciate that. It appears that there is some confusion of my gender, and I am not sure of why.


Has perhaps Satan cursed me with a cloud of confusion? How can I get rid of this?

[Lisa H]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

You should stop lusting about sodomizing men and women and start worrying about your salvation.

1 Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

1 Kings 15:12 And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.

Revelation 21:8 But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death."

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

All right. I am holding a KJV1611 over my chest while typing this.

I will not lust for other men.
I will not practice sodomy.
I will not lust for practice of sodomy.
I will not engage in sexually immoral acts of any other kind.

... Phew... That was... So easy, and yet so uplifting. Is this the power of Christ?

[James Dewitt]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

All right. I am holding a KJV1611 over my chest while typing this.

I will not lust for other men.
I will not practice sodomy.
I will not lust for practice of sodomy.
I will not engage in sexually immoral acts of any other kind.

... Phew... That was... So easy, and yet so uplifting. Is this the power of Christ?

Woman are you one of them Feminazi chicks? Are you a lesbo? I see you have sworn off men, why? Jesus needs children for His army in Christ.

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

Woman are you one of them Feminazi chicks? Are you a lesbo? I see you have sworn off men, why? Jesus needs children for His army in Christ.

Do ye not see clearly? I was born male and I will always be male.

Once I marry a woman, I will ensure that she bears many children.

[James Dewitt]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

Do ye not see clearly? I was born male and I will always be male.

Once I marry a woman, I will ensure that she bears many children.

If you are a man, why do you have hair like a woman? I see no beard, no stubbel. No you are a female. Why are you a Lesbo?

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

If you are a man, why do you have hair like a woman? I see no beard, no stubbel. No you are a female. Why are you a Lesbo?

My beard growth is weak, and the straws are light. I usually shave it all away. I have prayed for a greater beard, but the LORD has yet to answer my prayers.

[James Dewitt]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

My beard growth is weak, and the straws are light. I usually shave it all away. I have prayed for a greater beard, but the LORD has yet to answer my prayers.

Are you crazy? No man wants a woman with a beard. Just accept the fact that you are a woman, and try to be as demure as you can. Maybe a nearsighted man will find you attractive. Can you at least bake a pie?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

My beard growth is weak, and the straws are light. I usually shave it all away. I have prayed for a greater beard, but the LORD has yet to answer my prayers.

How old are you?

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

As my profile says, eighteen.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

My beard growth is weak, and the straws are light. I usually shave it all away. I have prayed for a greater beard, but the LORD has yet to answer my prayers.

Selfish prayer is not prayer my young hermaphrodite. Do not waste the Lord's time with trivialities.

You are as you are because He in His Omniscience wisheth the world to see thee as thou art and for what thou art. And what thou art thou art.

Art for art's sake in a way.

[Tubba Blubba]

Re: If a man sodomizes his wife, is he a homosexual?

You are right. I need to start embracing my God-given beardlessness.