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  • Valdred
    Unsaved trash
    • Oct 2010
    • 9

    #1

    I have sinned

    I've been an Atheist for several years, but I have finally found the truth. What should I do? Is there any hope for me still? Do I have to take my life?
  • Sam Diamond
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 182

    #2
    Re: I have sinned

    Originally posted by Valdred View Post
    I've been an Atheist for several years, but I have finally found the truth. What should I do? Is there any hope for me still? Do I have to take my life?
    As you have seen fit disrespecting God for your entire life, I suggest that you join the Catlik Church, they are all going to hell anyways so whats one more.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: I have sinned

      Originally posted by Valdred View Post
      I've been an Atheist for several years, but I have finally found the truth. What should I do? Is there any hope for me still? Do I have to take my life?
      Are you a queer?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Raimund
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Oct 2010
        • 182

        #4
        Re: I have sinned

        Originally posted by Valdred View Post
        I've been an Atheist for several years, but I have finally found the truth. What should I do? Is there any hope for me still? Do I have to take my life?
        Well first of all, everyone here knows that you have sinned, and BTW, that covers a very big field, so what is your big sin that has you thinking about buying the farm, (suicide), sex out of wedlock?, spanking the monkey?, did you kill a bunch of people at the mall?, if your really serious, spit it out, what did you do?, and then let's go from there, I know that you don't concider being an atheist sinning, because after so many years of being an atheist, they don't say these things.

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        • Valdred
          Unsaved trash
          • Oct 2010
          • 9

          #5
          Re: I have sinned

          I had sex with jesus

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11295

            #6
            Re: I have sinned

            Originally posted by Valdred View Post
            I had sex with jesus
            Never heard that one before.


            I-am-deeply-offended-and-getting-all-worked-up-because-someone-is-mocking-my-cherished- beliefs- blah, blah, blah . . .





            Boredly Yours,

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Titus Templeton
              Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
              Jesus macht frei
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2010
              • 5912

              #7
              Re: I have sinned

              Originally posted by Valdred View Post
              I had sex with jesus
              Wow, just wow. Such a creative guy like you is certainly a minecraft player.
              -The Parable of the white laundry and the black man
              -Scientific proof that GAY SEX IS UNHYGIENIC!
              -Holocaust Jokes
              -Diarrhea: The Va​ginal Lubrication of the Homosexuals
              -Anne Frank vs. Adolf Hitler: Who was the worse person?
              -10 Reasons why GOD HATES FRANCE!
              -5 Reasons why GOD HATES LEAGUE OF LEGENDS!
              -Today I am declaring War against Woman's Rights!

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              • Lisa H
                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2010
                • 5070

                #8
                Re: I have sinned

                Originally posted by Valdred View Post
                I had sex with jesus
                This is not Jesus

                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                • Repentant James
                  Unsaved trash
                   
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 26

                  #9
                  Re: I have sinned

                  Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                  This is not Jesus

                  You know, some of those blasphemous Mexi-can't-s name their kids Jesus. I wonder if that means he's been having relations with my gardner, Jesus? If so, they he's committing a horrible sin in homosexuality and if not for radical, liberal activist judges we would be stoning him to death now. It would also mean I would need a new gardner since I don't want my lawn to catch AIDS.

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                  • MitzaLizalor
                    Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 14225

                    #10
                    Re: I have sinned

                    Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
                    Wow, just wow. Such a creative guy like you is certainly a minecraft player.
                    Not sure sex of poster, but Valdred is a boy's name.
                    Poster could be a girl, envious of "Valdred's" knife visible here whose parents have sold her to a priest. Or maybe time-share. Poster might therefore be confused.

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