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    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #31
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    • Refuses to eat BBQ chicken wings

    God! NO!!!

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    • Callisto
      WARNING: Canuckistani feminazi! Approach with caution!
      • Oct 2008
      • 174

      #32
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      - They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
      - They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.

      There. That should about cover it.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #33
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        Originally posted by Callisto View Post
        - They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
        - They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.

        There. That should about cover it.
        Silence you thespain she-demon
        • Anyone who thinks the disabled and mentally shouldn't be sent to Siberia like Hitler did is a homosexual.
        • Anyone who wants to waste money on volcano and tsunami monitoring is a homosexual (FACT: no one in the history of Iowa as died from a tsunami in any coastal region of Iowa)
        • Anyone who isn't concerned about how many Muslims terrorists are in this country pretending to be law abiding citizens working productive jobs is a homosexual.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • Lycia The Repentant
          Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
          Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2010
          • 2019

          #34
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          I think the scariest kind of homersexuals are the kind that practice sodomy with women. They'll do all sorts of things only homers would do, yet they fail to acknowledge their gayness!

          Disgusting!
          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

          An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
          Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
          My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
          Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
          An Open Question to All false christians.

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #35
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

            Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
            ...Rides a cooter
            Wait... did I get that right?



            We Catholics have long understood that the practice of homosexuality is fruit of the forbidden tree as it were but we have always embraced the concept of hating the sin and loving the sinner.

            Perhaps you Baptwits would do well to follow our successful example in dealing with Church members who are dyssexlic.

            Remember... one billion fans of Jesus can't be wrong!



            Bless you, my confused Chthonics,
            Father Mo




            .
            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #36
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              Wait... did I get that right?
              .
              Typical papist. Take something out of context then twist it around to suit your own disgusting ends.
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              • AngelClark
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2010
                • 107

                #37
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
                Wears a "fanny" pack
                Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
                Owns a Kindle
                Is a member of the Sierra Club
                Plays tennis
                Vacations at "Sandals"
                His favorite actor is "Shrek"
                Owns a "personal grooming" kit


                Holy Bible, batman!?! I own a Kindle, I just bought it off of Amazon last week. Although I am NOT a Homo.
                Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #38
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post
                  Typical papist. Take something out of context then twist it around to suit your own disgusting ends.
                  In other words, the way Romanists read the Bible (insofar as they do so at all).
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78553

                    #39
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                    - They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
                    - They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.

                    There. That should about cover it.
                    That, plus they sin against God by being disgusting limp-wristed perverts.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #40
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      Originally posted by Callisto View Post
                      - They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
                      - They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.

                      There. That should about cover it.
                      • They know perfectly well that what they do is an abomination unto the Lord.
                      • So they hate Him for disapproving of their fun.
                      • So they pretend that He doesn't exist.
                      • So they persecute Christians, just as you have done.
                      There. That should about cover it.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • SocialistAtheist
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 8

                        #41
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        You can recognize them by there luscious lips and shiny coat. Many homosexuals stay in the closet by pretending to be Baptist ministers. You may recognize a homosexual if he has testicles and is found antiquing various other homosexuals(hence the "back door" christians)

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #42
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                          Originally posted by SocialistAtheist View Post
                          blah, blah who cared? blah
                          • anyone who is a communist is gay
                          • anyone who doesn't own a corporation and donates to a political candidate is gay.
                          • Anyone who publishes embarrassing taped conservations with conservative politicians is gay (note, this correct heterosexual behavior to tap liberal politicians in secret)
                          • Anyone who is a public school teacher is gay.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • AngelClark
                            Forum Member
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 107

                            #43
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
                            Wears a "fanny" pack
                            Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
                            Owns a Kindle
                            Is a member of the Sierra Club
                            Plays tennis
                            Vacations at "Sandals"
                            His favorite actor is "Shrek"
                            Owns a "personal grooming" kit



                            Holy Bible, batman!?! I own a Kindle, I just bought it off of Amazon last week. Although I am NOT a Homo.

                            Will it help at all if I said my very first download to my Kindle was the King James Bible 1611 edition? Please someone tell yes.........Please. Sorry female whining here.
                            Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.

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                            • Born Again Bob
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2318

                              #44
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by AngelClark View Post
                              Although I am NOT a Homo.
                              Dear Friend,

                              Tell it to the Sod-O-Meter!

                              Yours in Him,
                              BAB

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                              • nikokoko
                                Unsaved trash
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 4

                                #45
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                oh my fucking god.. you seriously think that you people are pure and nice? jeesus fucking cristus... i really, i mean really cant understand you people.. i though we were living on a 20th century. but reading these forums makes me think we're back on the middle age.. but hey, good for you guys keep it up ! hope you enjoy your "heaven"

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