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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Silence you thespain she-demonOriginally posted by Callisto View Post- They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
- They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.
There. That should about cover it.
- Anyone who thinks the disabled and mentally shouldn't be sent to Siberia like Hitler did is a homosexual.
- Anyone who wants to waste money on volcano and tsunami monitoring is a homosexual (FACT: no one in the history of Iowa as died from a tsunami in any coastal region of Iowa)
- Anyone who isn't concerned about how many Muslims terrorists are in this country pretending to be law abiding citizens working productive jobs is a homosexual.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
I think the scariest kind of homersexuals are the kind that practice sodomy with women. They'll do all sorts of things only homers would do, yet they fail to acknowledge their gayness!
Disgusting!
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Wait... did I get that right?Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View Post...Rides a cooter

We Catholics have long understood that the practice of homosexuality is fruit of the forbidden tree as it were but we have always embraced the concept of hating the sin and loving the sinner.
Perhaps you Baptwits would do well to follow our successful example in dealing with Church members who are dyssexlic.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Typical papist. Take something out of context then twist it around to suit your own disgusting ends.Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View PostWait... did I get that right?
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Originally posted by Brother Harold Porter View PostWears a "fanny" pack
Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
Owns a Kindle
Is a member of the Sierra Club
Plays tennis
Vacations at "Sandals"
His favorite actor is "Shrek"
Owns a "personal grooming" kit
Holy Bible, batman!?! I own a Kindle, I just bought it off of Amazon last week. Although I am NOT a Homo.Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
In other words, the way Romanists read the Bible (insofar as they do so at all).Originally posted by Mrs. Mary Whitford View PostTypical papist. Take something out of context then twist it around to suit your own disgusting ends.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
That, plus they sin against God by being disgusting limp-wristed perverts.Originally posted by Callisto View Post- They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
- They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.
There. That should about cover it.


Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Originally posted by Callisto View Post- They have a sexual attraction towards the same sex.
- They have a romantic attraction towards the same sex.
There. That should about cover it.
- They know perfectly well that what they do is an abomination unto the Lord.
- So they hate Him for disapproving of their fun.
- So they pretend that He doesn't exist.
- So they persecute Christians, just as you have done.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
You can recognize them by there luscious lips and shiny coat. Many homosexuals stay in the closet by pretending to be Baptist ministers. You may recognize a homosexual if he has testicles and is found antiquing various other homosexuals(hence the "back door" christians)
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Originally posted by SocialistAtheist View Postblah, blah who cared? blah- anyone who is a communist is gay
- anyone who doesn't own a corporation and donates to a political candidate is gay.
- Anyone who publishes embarrassing taped conservations with conservative politicians is gay (note, this correct heterosexual behavior to tap liberal politicians in secret)
- Anyone who is a public school teacher is gay.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter
Wears a "fanny" pack
Carries a Swiss "Army" knife
Owns a Kindle
Is a member of the Sierra Club
Plays tennis
Vacations at "Sandals"
His favorite actor is "Shrek"
Owns a "personal grooming" kit
Holy Bible, batman!?! I own a Kindle, I just bought it off of Amazon last week. Although I am NOT a Homo.
Will it help at all if I said my very first download to my Kindle was the King James Bible 1611 edition? Please someone tell yes.........Please. Sorry female whining here.Judge not, Lest ye be Judged.
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
Dear Friend,Originally posted by AngelClark View PostAlthough I am NOT a Homo.
Tell it to the Sod-O-Meter!
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
oh my fucking god.. you seriously think that you people are pure and nice? jeesus fucking cristus... i really, i mean really cant understand you people.. i though we were living on a 20th century. but reading these forums makes me think we're back on the middle age.. but hey, good for you guys keep it up ! hope you enjoy your "heaven"
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