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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #46
    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

    Originally posted by nikokoko View Post
    i really, i mean really cant understand you people.. i though we were living on a 20th century. but reading these forums makes me think we're back on the middle age.. but hey, good for you guys keep it up ! hope you enjoy your "heaven"
    Hello

    I am not surprised that you don't understand as you are only a woman. As you see, you are lost even now. This thread is about how to recognize a homosexual. You should read it more, it is very helpful to know who to keep at bay. You don't want some homo to spread his AIDS all over you.

    Anyway, century has nothing to do with anything. Only way to salvation is to read KJV 1611 from cover to cover repeatedly and obey it to letter, no matter the time. That way I will surely enjoy heaven.

    Think I'll enjoy your hell almost as much though

    YiC,

    Alphonse

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #47
      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

      Originally posted by nikokoko View Post
      blah, blah, I hate men, blah
      • Anyone who opposes nulkear energy is gay.
      • Anyone who thinks state mandated building codes and not the free market is the way to handle earth quake threat is gay.
      • Anyone who wants to allow abortions is gay slave owner.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • RickyRoll
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Mar 2011
        • 9

        #48
        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Yet More Signs

        - owns a MacBook
        - has a Twitter account
        - does anything whatsoever with his eyebrows
        - collects anything (other than firearms)
        - has had more than one prostate exam
        uhm...just a question. if people who have twitter are gay...why do some of your people (e.g. Daisy Mae Johnson or Cranky Old Man) have twitter???

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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405

          #49
          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

          Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
          blah, blah, blah
          • People criticize CNBC are gay
          • People who make fun of speaker Boehner's tan are gay.
          • People who don't want a government shut down are gay and communists.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29438

            #50
            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
            • People who are incapable of staying on topic are Homers
            • Fans of 'Glee' are Homers
            • Ignorant atheists (don't they mean the same thing?) are Homers
            • Glow in the dark nips are Homers
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • RickyRoll
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2011
              • 9

              #51
              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

              isn't this a direct insult?

              and why was my post quoted with "bla bla bla"?

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              • Didymus Much
                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                • Jun 2010
                • 14076

                #52
                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                isn't this a direct insult?
                No. Protip: if a sentence ends in a question mark, it's a question.

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                • RickyRoll
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 9

                  #53
                  Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                  I don't get the sense behind this.
                  If I have a glee ava and someone says "glee watchers are homos", it's an insult for me. I was just asking a question and got bashed.
                  You just said no.
                  But if theres a people, who doesn't fit to those characteristics and loves the other gender, what's with this people. Me for example, I'm homo under your statements, but having a boyfriend since last year and female? so practically I'm not homo? isn't this somehow illogical?

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                  • Didymus Much
                    Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 14076

                    #54
                    Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                    Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                    I don't get the sense behind this.
                    If I have a glee ava and someone says "glee watchers are homos", it's an insult for me...
                    If you think someone calling you a homosexual is an insult, that means you hate homosexuals.

                    These people at least have an ancient book of myths to support their homophobia, but you don't. So, aside from being an ignorant dickhead, why do you hate fags?

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                    • RickyRoll
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 9

                      #55
                      Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                      It's an insult because you put homos into niches. I meant it this way, sorry for the confusing. Just because someone has an apple computer or something else doesn't mean there homosexuall. I mean it that way. two of my best friends are acutally gay.

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #56
                        Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                        Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                        It's an insult because you put homos into niches. I meant it this way, sorry for the confusing. Just because someone has an apple computer or something else doesn't mean there homosexuall. I mean it that way. two of my best friends are acutally gay.
                        If you're so accepting of homosexuality, why do you still take it as an insult?

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #57
                          Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual
                          • People who play with model train sets are homosexuals.
                          • People illegally immigrate only do it because they are homosexuals.
                          • People who send their kids to public schools are homosexuals
                          • People who watch the upcoming royal wedding are homosexuals.

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #58
                            Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                            Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                            Me for example, I'm homo under your statements, but having a boyfriend since last year and female? so practically I'm not homo? isn't this somehow illogical?
                            My husband, Mr. Whitford, is an ex-sodomite and he's taught me all the "lingo" so I can tell what homers are talking about in their lispy code. Such as "beard", for example. You have a "beard", color me shocked.

                            NOW STAY ON TOPIC! If you're not here to help provide examples on recognizing homosexuals, don't bother posting!
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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #59
                              Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                              Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                              uhm...just a question. if people who have twitter are gay...why do some of your people (e.g. Daisy Mae Johnson or Cranky Old Man) have twitter???
                              Because some of us have enough compassion for sodomites to warn them away from their deathstyle choice. Haven't you ever heard of Christian love?

                              Originally posted by RickyRoll View Post
                              It's an insult because you put homos into niches. I meant it this way, sorry for the confusing. Just because someone has an apple computer or something else doesn't mean there homosexuall. I mean it that way. two of my best friends are acutally gay.
                              Fag-enabling is just as bad as faggotry itself:

                              Romans 1:32: Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.
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                              • Nobar King
                                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                Christ's Guardian
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2007
                                • 23748

                                #60
                                Re: How to Recognize a Homosexual

                                Has anyone mentioned GLEE, yet? Only thirteen year old girls should be watching that trash, and on second thought, not even they should be watching GLEE.
                                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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