[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

I believe you missed the point there.


I did not say that all of the bible was metaphorical, but there are many metaphors in he bible. For example, Jesus taught in parables, which are metaphorical. If some of the bible is metaphorical, would it not make sense for other parts of the bible to be metaphorical?

So apart from the parables which Jesus specifically states are metaphorical how do you decide which bits are not actually true and can be ignored? What private revelation do you experience? How can we ensure that we make the same choices as you do?

Because you seem mighty certain you made the right choice. Are you sure you aren't just projecting your own private philosophy then looking in the Bible for things that back it up so you can falsely claim divine backing and make your opinions above debate?

I call you out as an opinionated false Christian blowhard.

[Nathan X]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

No.

Jesus said, "Let me tell you a story to make a point."

At no point did Jesus say, "Here are a bunch of commands that I'm going to give you, but they're not real commands."

So when the Bible says, for example, that if a human has sex with an animal, both the human and the animal are to be put to death . . . that's a COMMAND, not a STORY TO MAKE A POINT.

Get it?

So are thoughts and artwork now be a sin? I have never committed bestiality, porn and thoughts are not real life.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

So are thoughts and artwork now be a sin? I have never committed bestiality, porn and thoughts are not real life.

To be blunt I think your heresy is the more pressing issue. Please address my post that is above yours.

Why do you want us to selectively ignore the word of our Lord?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

I believe you missed the point there.

No I didn't.

You and your ilk attempt to assign human qualities to animals that animals simply do not possess. This is an obvious attempt to ease your conscience to what you know deep down is an abomination.

Pathetic.



You know what? It would be more intellectually and spiritually pure (but still biblically, and therefor morally, wrong) for you to just come out and say, "Hey, you know what? I like banging horses. Sue me."

YiC,

Zech

[Nathan X]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

To be blunt I think your heresy is the more pressing issue. Please address my post that is above yours.

Why do you want us to selectively ignore the word of our Lord?

The Lord gave us the power of reason for a purpose. I am just using those powers of reason. It is not your place to be God and call me a heretic.

[Nathan X]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

No I didn't.

You and your ilk attempt to assign human qualities to animals that animals simply do not possess. This is an obvious attempt to ease your conscience to what you know deep down is an abomination.

Pathetic.



You know what? It would be more intellectually and spiritually pure (but still biblically, and therefor morally, wrong) for you to just come out and say, "Hey, you know what? I like banging horses. Sue me."

YiC,

Zech

Oh that would be right, but I don't like banging horses!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

The Lord gave us the power of reason for a purpose. I am just using those powers of reason. It is not your place to be God and call me a heretic.

You are a heretic by definition if you selectively ignore the word of God. It wasn't me who admitted to that right here so you can stop backtracking and trying to worm your way out of it. If God clearly stated, "Hey, guys! I want you to just make shit up then kind of reverse engineer it onto stuff that you like from my word and I'm okay with that," you might have a point. But He didn't and you don't.

[Nathan X]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

You are a heretic by definition if you selectively ignore the word of God. It wasn't me who admitted to that right here so you can stop backtracking and trying to worm your way out of it. If God clearly stated, "Hey, guys! I want you to just make shit up then kind of reverse engineer it onto stuff that you like from my word and I'm okay with that," you might have a point. But He didn't and you don't.

Mathew 5:43-48
Stop being a hater.

[Steve]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

You really don't want to know what we do to furries up here in Canada, Nate.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

Mathew 5:43-48
Stop being a hater.

If you were True Christian(tm) you would know that to be rebuked by us is the greatest love. We aren't trying to get you to like us and share stories about how sexy rainbow ponies are; we are trying to get you to see God's word for what it is so you will be Saved(r) and no longer have the fear of Hell hanging over you. Freedom from sin is a marvellous thing.

[Nathan X]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

You really don't want to know what we do to furries up here in Canada, Nate.

You live in Canada? Then you must not be a "True Christian," for the popular idea seems to be that you have to live in the USA to be a "True Christian."

If you were True Christian™ you would know that to be rebuked by us is the greatest love. We aren't trying to get you to like us and share stories about how sexy rainbow ponies are; we are trying to get you to see God's word for what it is so you will be Saved® and no longer have the fear of Hell hanging over you. Freedom from sin is a marvellous thing.

I see God's word, I can read.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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So are thoughts and artwork now be a sin? I have never committed bestiality, porn and thoughts are not real life.

I asked you if you "get it". Please answer.

Do you understand that direct Commands in the Bible, and Laws, are not metaphorical, as stories specifically described by Jesus to be stories for the purpose of illustrating a point?

[Steve]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

You live in Canada? Then you must not be a "True Christian," for the popular idea seems to be that you have to live in the USA to be a "True Christian."

Furries must be harvested wherever they're found, Nate. That includes Canada and other places like Miexico and Holland.

[Jedediah]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

I see God's word, I can read.

But apparently your aptitude in the American language is lacking; otherwise, you would have known to use a semicolon instead of a comma in the sentence quoted above.

Thank you for reminding me why I go to so much trouble to homeschool my boys.

[Nathan X]

Re: Furries: The New Perverts!

I asked you if you "get it". Please answer.

Do you understand that direct Commands in the Bible, and Laws, are not metaphorical, as stories specifically described by Jesus to be stories for the purpose of illustrating a point?

I do understand your point, but please answer my question.

Furries must be harvested wherever they're found, Nate. That includes Canada and other places like Miexico and Holland.

My troll senses are tingling.

But apparently your aptitude in the American language is lacking; otherwise, you would have known to use a semicolon instead of a comma in the sentence quoted above.

Thank you for reminding me why I go to so much trouble to homeschool my boys.

I made a simple mistake. I will be sure not to make a similar grammatical error in the future.
You probably know the attached image well, and if you do not, then it would be wise to remember that this is the Grammar Nazi flag. Based on how you corrected my grammar, you must be a Grammar Nazi.