[striderschoiceasshat]

Re: Top Ten Reasons Why GAY MARRIAGE is WRONG!

oh hell no
holy shit you guys
i just read the "latest" pages
dude guys no that
thats not how
holy balls man how does that even work
the earth is round dude no
dudes no stop
the earth is fucking round
it's round like

like how do you not know that
like seriously havent you used google maps
or what are you just
totally beside yourselves in disbeliefs
because we figured this shit out like
what 300 years ago or some shit

[Didymus Much]

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...real accepting man...

Oh, joy, another one who's only heard the lies, like "Christians should love and accept everyone no matter their thoughts, beliefs, or lifestyle".

So when are you going to and find out just how wrong you are?

[striderschoiceasshat]

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oh man oh man
dude wait hold on they dont let you change your title
laaaaaaaaaame
im unsaved trash
ur fat nasty trash man that shit aint nice
wow judgin' a guy before he even gets a chance to lay down some real knowlege
real accepting man
totally bombin this intro, yo

[striderschoiceasshat]

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i was plannin on laying down some sick truths up in this piece
but then the smilies made me laugh
like really hard
man look at them they got terrorists
oh cool they have a sarcasm one

ballin
as for gays why dont we all just get in on the homo love
i mean
for rizzles take a moment to kick back and just
realize that now theres more chicks for the rest of us

[Theodora Sartre]

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I love it! Thank you so much for this. It's a pity that we are the only people who truly understand and accept this. I think that every stupid homosexual should read this and have their eyes opened to the TRUTH.

[Didymus Much]

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The world isn't flat, Redeemed Rapist, it circles around the sun.

Instead of derailing YET ANOTHER THREAD, why not take your thoughts on the subject here: 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427 ?

Remember to read read the WHOLE thing, because we don't want to waste people's time rehashing points that have already been refuted. That would be rude.

[Redeemed Papist]

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The world isn't flat, Redeemed Rapist, it circles around the sun.

Someone who needs to spend some time taking in the wisdom of ourCreation Science section, it seems.

[Scandick]

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I was skipping through the last few posts and I'm sure I saw some idiot who thinks the word is not flat. Next he'll say it is whizzing round the sun.

The world isn't flat, Redeemed Rapist, it circles around the sun.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Animals walk around naked, have sex without any modesty, and lick their own genitalia. Do you do all this too, because it's "natural"?

I do none of those things because they are UNnatural. The heathen knows no such restraint. Communists believe in "free love" but we know there is a price to pay.

Even as I type, there are politicians espousing "marriage" between man + pig, several men + antelope, woman + dingo, their list is never ending & the end result is sure:
torture forever and who but the devil would create such appetites?

PHILIPPIANS 3
20 For our conuersation is in heauen, from whence also we looke for the Sauiour, the Lord Iesus Christ:
21 Who shall change our vile bodie, that it may bee fashioned like vnto his glorious body, according to the working whereby he is able euen to subdue all things vnto himselfe.
©1611

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Animals walk around naked, have sex without any modesty, and lick their own genitalia. Do you do all this too, because it's "natural"?

Perhaps atheists also eat our own children:

Try to be present when she gives birth, but if you cannot be, place lots of plants and hiding spots for the fry, else mom will eat them. When she has given birth, place her in her original tank, leaving the fry in their own tank.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I was skipping through the last few posts and I'm sure I saw some idiot who thinks the word is not flat. Next he'll say it is whizzing round the sun.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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And therefore believe every single word? Even where it was said that the Earth is flat?

"Every single word" means, interestingly enough, "Every. Single. Word."

If homosexuality is not 'natural' then why do animals commonly show homosexual acts?

Animals walk around naked, have sex without any modesty, and lick their own genitalia. Do you do all this too, because it's "natural"?

That's the whole POINT of religion; to find your own morals and find your own happiness by basing it off of a religion, but not literally.

Dear, you are sadly missing the point of the Christian faith. It is to know why to fear God and how to keep His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13)

[Didymus Much]

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And therefore believe every single word? Even where it was said that the Earth is flat?...

As Mr. Hayve implied, maybe you should lurk moar.

...That's the whole POINT of religion; to find your own morals and find your own happiness by basing it off of a religion, but not literally.

Wear a cross, a turban, or a yarmulke, but pull the rest from your ass, and then get upset when others don't believe exactly the same shit as you? Great plan.

[counter345]

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I'm guessing you haven't spent much time on this site.

Three posts? Nope, but I've read enough.

That's the whole point according to whom? You?

Fair enough, although if you do take the bible by heart I'd say you were a bible listeralist.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/christopher-lane/biblical-literalism-secularism-and-american-politics_b_1429374.html

[Oliver Brendan Hayve]

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And therefore believe every single word? Even where it was said that the Earth is flat?

I'm guessing you haven't spent much time on this site.

Which part of "lie" needs interpretation? All of it. It could mean sharing false ideals between men and woman alike.

Even without the original Hebrew, anyone who knows how to read in context can tell you that you're wrong. In the Hebrew, the verb is tishkav; now tell me what that has to do with sharing false ideals.

That's the whole POINT of religion; to find your own morals and find your own happiness by basing it off of a religion, but not literally.

That's the whole point according to whom? You?