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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #16
    Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

    There is no cure for homerism except for the love of Jesus. Jesus is virile, manly, and serves as a role model for true manhood. All homers should be kneeling at the feet of Jesus and begging Him to cure them of their vile homer ways.

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    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29443

      #17
      Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

      I have to write a response here. Never have I seen such behavior. With a heavy heart and great sadness, I weep over this situation. The lack of love displayed by this strapping, virile young mans father is reprehensible. For the life of me, why did the father give up on his son? Why didn't he seek the professional help from a man like Pastor Zeke? Why even I would of been happy to get involved. As many people know, I have over thirty sons and not a single one is an admitted Homer.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Cigar Manfor Christ
        Unsaved trash
        • Sep 2010
        • 44

        #18
        Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

        Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
        There is no cure for homerism except for the love of Jesus. Jesus is virile, manly, and serves as a role model for true manhood. All homers should be kneeling at the feet of Jesus and begging Him to cure them of their vile homer ways.

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        I agree that The Lord is the epitome of manhood, and that I would willingly marry Him, not out of homerism but of devotion to His Manhood Way.

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        • HallelujahHallelujah
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Oct 2011
          • 53

          #19
          Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

          How awful to have a gay son, it must have driven the father crazy. The boy needs to learn good faith and go to church to prey the gay away.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #20
            Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

            Originally posted by HallelujahHallelujah View Post
            How awful to have a gay son, it must have driven the father crazy. The boy needs to learn good faith and go to church to prey the gay away.
            A Christian who doesn't know the difference between "prey" and "pray?"
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • HallelujahHallelujah
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Oct 2011
              • 53

              #21
              Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              A Christian who doesn't know the difference between "prey" and "pray?"
              Typo, I got a bad keyboard, brother. You could help me by editing my post, and change the e for an a. Is that not what the Bible says? To help?

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              • Pastor Ed Lowman
                Southern Hospitality Exemplified
                Always kind and loving
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2011
                • 1838

                #22
                Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                I have to write a response here. Never have I seen such behavior. With a heavy heart and great sadness, I weep over this situation. The lack of love displayed by this strapping, virile young mans father is reprehensible. For the life of me, why did the father give up on his son? Why didn't he seek the professional help from a man like Pastor Zeke? Why even I would of been happy to get involved. As many people know, I have over thirty sons and not a single one is an admitted Homer.
                Now Mr. Hutchins, I share your disappointment, but don't be too hard on the man. He didn't handle things quite right, true, but with the right training from B.A.S.H., Zeke, and yourself, he'd be quite a force--and one we'd be lucky to have to perhaps start a chapter outside of Freehold.

                I sometimes have to remind myself that a few misguided Baptists is better than a hundred weak-as-soup cafeteria Christians bent on making Jesus appear more nice.

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                • HallelujahHallelujah
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 53

                  #23
                  Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

                  I would beat my son too to prevent him from becoming this:



                  His father tried to beat the gay out of his own child but the gay remained and I got a good explanation. Some gays sexually enjoy being beaten and like our brother said in this topic, he might have enjoyed the beating.

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                  • HallelujahHallelujah
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 53

                    #24
                    Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

                    I would recommend that an old priest (one he cannot find attractive) to administer a thumb screw punishment until the gay is chased away:



                    This way, the gay will not enjoy his punishment and will abandon his abominable lifestyle.

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                    • HallelujahHallelujah
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 53

                      #25
                      Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

                      I would contact a pastor immediately to administer the thumb screw punishment to the young gay.

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #26
                        Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

                        Originally posted by HallelujahHallelujah View Post
                        I would contact a pastor immediately to administer the thumb screw punishment to the young gay.
                        I'm starting to wonder why you are quite so keen to encourage the torture of young gays. There seems to be an element of personal gratification in it because I'm struggling to find any glorification of God in your posts.

                        Are you sure that a demon hasn't infested your anus while you bent to pick the soap up in the shower or something and now it fills your head with pictures of young virile men in your power and begging you for mercy? Or perhaps the thought of watching a Pastor fulfil your fantasy is what gets you going.

                        Either way, you need to read your Bible and see if God hates your thoughts at once.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14177

                          #27
                          Re: Yet another CRY BABY GAY

                          I was surprised to see him dissolved in acid at the end. I had expected someone to shoot him.

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