WARNING! The Fly - A Gateway To Homosexuality!

[Brother_Percy]

The Fly - A Gateway To Homosexuality!


Friends,

Today I want to warn you all of the dangers of wearing pants which have a Fly / zipper sewn into them. HERE is what wiipedia has to say about what the 'fly' is -

Fly (clothing)



A fly on clothing is a covering over an opening join concealing the mechanism, such as a zip, velcro or buttons, used to join the opening. The term is most frequently applied to a short opening over the groin in trousers (pants), shorts and other garments

So, from the above, the 'Fly' is a word used for an opening in front of your pants / shorts / jeans or trousers, which is 'supposedly' there to make them easier to put on / take off.

But there is a far more sinister and unhealthy reason for the Fly - EASY ACCESS FOR THE HOMOSEXUAL!

Yes, having a 'Fly' in your pants / shorts means that the Homosexual could have easy access to your manhood with just a simple flick of a zipper.

Put simply, it's an opening in your pants that SHOULDN'T BE THERE AT ALL, and having a Fly in your pants is just an open invitation to your average Fag who wants to get his grubby fat sausage fingers around your tallywhacker!

IF YOU OWN A PAIR OF PANTS WITH THIS 'EASY ACCESS' DEVICE SEWN INTO THEM, BE VERY CAREFUL ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT, USING PUBLIC RESTROOMS, IN RESTAURANTS, CLUBS AND BARS, AS THE HOMOSEXUAL DEVIANT IS NEVER FAR AWAY. HE COULD BE LURKING AROUND THE NEXT CORNER, WAITING TO POUNCE, HIS FILTHY AIDS FINGERS JUST A QUICK UNZIP AWAY! BEWARE!

[Brother_Percy]

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The Fly - A Gateway To Masturbation!


Friends,

A further update to my original article on the dangers of the 'fly' in pants.

Now, we all know that Masturbation is a Homosexual Act. We always here Pastor Mark Driscoll speaking out against it, and we are taught from an early age NEVER TO TOUCH OUR TALLYWHACKERS, AS IT CAN TURN YOU INTO A GAY!

Christian Right Wing Pastor Mark Driscoll Says Masturbation Is Form Of Homosexuality

The Christian Right has much to say about homosexuality. Fred Phelps says God hates them and stages protests at the funerals of American soldiers to bring attention to his hatred. An anti-gay Christian Right wing activist recently said there wasn’t any proof that LBGT people exist. And most recently, a conservative crowd booed a gay soldier during a GOP Debate. Now a “pastor” on the Christian Right is saying that masturbation is a form of homosexuality.

“Pastor” Mark Driscoll says that men need to stop masturbating because it’s a kind of homosexuality. In a booklet titled Porn-Again Christian: A Frank Discussion on Pornography & Masturbation for God’s Men, Driscoll of the Seattle-based Mars Hill Church says, “First, masturbation can be a form of homosexuality because it is a sexual act that does not involve a woman

And having a Fly Zipper in your pants is actually ENCOURAGING children to TOUCH and HOLD THEIR TALLYWHACKERS when they urinate! Disgusting!

There should be ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ever to touch or hold your own manhood, even when you go to the restroom! Touching your own genitalia is just the first step towards masturbation, and leads to thoughts of the homosexual nature!

Yes, using a 'Fly' zipper when you go to the restroom is just wrong and sick! Yet another reason why having a 'Fly' in your pants is a Gateway To Homosexuality!

[Bob4God]

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Amen, brother!

Countless rapes could have been prevented if this warning could have reached Christian men sooner!

I have procured photographic evidence that the fly in jeans was invented by Irish pagan homosexuals!

Just look how the man-whores in Ireland dress themselves up, with frilly golden clovers on their crotches!

[Titus Templeton]

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The problem is that in public toilets you want to close it as fast as possible,
but if it is too fast you migh pinch something.

[Brother_Percy]

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The problem is that in public toilets you want to close it as fast as possible,
but if it is too fast you migh pinch something.

I dont understand the question, brother? Surely when normal people go use a public toilet, they just drop their pants down round their ankles, drop their underwear round their ankles, and stand and use the urinals? That's how I've been going all my life, and, sure you get some weird looks from perverts and queers who have zipper fly things in their jeans, but I'd rather do the toilet like a normal person, than go like a homosexual with an extra 'pocket' in the front of my pants that lets your tallywhacker 'pop out'. That's just abnormal.

[Bob4God]

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Wait, you mean that gays actually stick their tallywacker through their fly?

I think I am going to puke. What kind of depraved sex pervert uses their pants as some kind of denim vagina?

[Brother_Percy]

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Wait, you mean that gays actually stick their tallywacker through their fly?

I think I am going to puke. What kind of depraved sex pervert uses their pants as some kind of denim cooter?

More like they use their zipper as some sort perverted 'Glory-hole' sewn into their pants. It's disgusting!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I dont understand the question, brother? Surely when normal people go use a public toilet, they just drop their pants down round their ankles, drop their underwear round their ankles, and stand and use the urinals? That's how I've been going all my life, and, sure you get some weird looks from perverts and queers who have zipper fly things in their jeans, but I'd rather do the toilet like a normal person, than go like a homosexual with an extra 'pocket' in the front of my pants that lets your tallywhacker 'pop out'. That's just abnormal.

You might want to put a warning on this thread for some of the single ladies. I thought for a moment I might be in the "men's only" forum but I see not. Not to fear, as I am a strong Woman For Jesus and a mother of many a fine godly men-child so I don't blush easily. In general, my advice for mothers is to keep their precious boy children with them in the ladies room when they must go out into public places that aren't trustworthy, like the local Bible Only Church. I know many women stop bringing their male children into the ladies room with them when they reach the age 6 or 7, but mine still come in with me long into their teen years. No closet homosexual will be wooing my child in the bathroom stalls. It takes but a minute for them to "do their business" and they won't sodomize my children.

Children should only go to "safe" places like their Bible Church, True Christian™ home school co-op, and the pastor's home for lovely sleep-overs and late night games and fun. Libraries of course should be avoided, as they advertise for perverts to use their computers without any kind of family friendly filters, and of course public schools should ideally be avoided to prevent the Gay Agenda working on young children. Otherwise children should be at home, learning how to glorify God in all they do.

[Brother_Percy]

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You might want to put a warning on this thread for some of the single ladies. I thought for a moment I might be in the "men's only" forum but I see not. I know many women stop bringing their male children into the ladies room with them when they reach the age 6 or 7, but mine still come in with me long into their teen years. No closet homosexual will be wooing my child in the bathroom stalls. It takes but a minute for them to "do their business" and they won't sodomize my children.

I must apologise, sister, I really should have put a warning on this thread, but mothers too must be educated on the dangers their children (especially young sons) face when using public restrooms. That's just one of the reasons why I've been campaigning for many many years to have Special Toilets put in Public Places for Homosexuals (much like retardeds, who have their own special toilets, so we can keep them away from the rest of us - imagine using a toilet cubicle after some ugly little spastic child with stumps for arms has drooled and messed itself all over it! Disgusting!), so that not only will good straight God-fearing folks be able to goto the toilet without the fear of gay-rapists, but also to prevent the spread of AIDS from toilet seats that gays have sat on!

If we manage to get the Homos Toilets pushed through, who knows how far we can take it? Maybe next we can get them their own 'special' public transport (I'm calling it the 'Gay Bus'), so we dont need to sit alongside these AIDS infested disease vectors anymore?

Who knows where it will end? Perhaps having Homo-zones inside restaurants / bars / airports etc, much like places that used to have 'smoking zones'.

It's going to be a LONG road, sister, but it'll be worth it in the end. Praise Jesus!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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It's going to be a LONG road, sister, but it'll be worth it in the end. Praise Jesus!

Oh Praise Jesus indeed!!!

[MisterM]

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Another reason why jeans should be banned from underage. It is not enough to them to have the front pockets where Satan lures the and of the innocent, they they also have the fly.

I can only ask - Does the Levi's think of the children at all!?

In Christ, M

[MisterM]

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It is not enough to them to have the front pockets where Satan lures the hands of the innocent, they they also have the fly.

I think Satan influenced that post because two letters were missing. My computer might be possessed by demons

YiC, M

[Mistress Cookie]

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But what is the answer?? Sometimes I feel visually assaulted when men approach me along the streets in those sweat pants.

Surely it's almost as bad?
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