[Titus Templeton]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

Have you not laid thy hand on her enough to have her clean herself in a proper manner? Do your duties as the family provider and show that filthy whore what a proper beating is.


(1 Corinthians 1:19)
For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.

Where in the Bible does it say that a woman has to wash herself down there.
I think you are a pervert.

[Jeb]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

Where in the Bible does it say that a woman has to wash herself

Slow down there cowboy, the bible does not say anything, but it does read that a woman should be clean for her man, it does not go into details about all the areas she shall clean, but if her upper thighs wreak of fish, then her upper thighs shall be soaked on water and lathered with soap.

(Matthew 6:24)
No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.

This brings up the question as to why her upper thighs wreak of fish, are you keeping a close eye on her? Make sure she is not leaving the house while you are gone. I am the president of the anti "Blacks on Blonde" video franchise, all of the blondes that partake in such sexual acts have filthy whore smelling upper thighs. Check yours out before its too late, once they go black, they never come back.

(2 Chronicles 21:18-19)
And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease. And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers.

I will pray that your filthy whore of a wife has the decency to cleanse her soul, and her upper thighs.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

Have you considered Landover's famous ex-Gay program?

I'm sure several of the Pastors would be happy to put you in the middle of a Prayer Circle, until you feel yourself filled to overflowing with the Love of Jesus!

I will pray that you find the true joy of Jesus' Love.

Thank you, Brother, for this most perfect way to show my desire to become one of the Saved, for our Lord! I would so love to hear more about how you righteous men will help me!
YIC!

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

The first step is to admit that God hates you. Once you realize that He wants you to burn in hell for being a anal assassin, ass bandit, backdoor bandit, bone smuggler, brownie king, bugger, butt pirate, doughnut puncher, and cockpipe cosmonaut, you will be able to ask God forgiveness and through accepting His only son Jesus Christ, as your Lord and Savoir, may you be forgiven.

I do accept that God hates me, until I forswear the anal male pleasures that have such a grip on all of me, and accept Christ's love into me, to replace all that which is so wrong, so against Our Lord's love and passion.

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

I do accept that God hates me, until I forswear the anal male pleasures that have such a grip on all of me, and accept Christ's love into me, to replace all that which is so wrong, so against Our Lord's love and passion.

[Swedish eskimo]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

The vagína was made for the penis
Not penis for penis
Not penis for anus
Adam was made for Eve
He was not made for Steve
No if's no but's nor maybe's
Dicks and butts will make no babies
Man to man is so unjust
Man to man just brings disgust