[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Official ANAL SEX Discussion Thread

Before this thread, I never knew women did this! I mean, it simply doesn't make logical sense - why would a woman pretend to be a man who is pretending to be a woman? I had no idea women would allow themselves to be so demeaned.



It's like future President Santorum says, it's such a shame when a society embraces the depravities of sex-for-pleasure, disregarding the obvious procreative function.

How many times Sister Etherldreda have you heard a lady friends of your's say "I must be a gay guy trapped in a woman's body" That is the type of women who tried to turn men gay for her own depraved sexual pleasure. As you correctly point out these women dress like transitives. Logically any man who beds her is just to have gay sex.

Bottom line; gay sex with a woman is still gay sex.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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This forum is so awesome! As a practising anal-prober, I've got to say - try it, you may like it! I also like mutual wanking, oral and frot. If any of you guys out there would like to do these things with me, shoot me a line!

No thanks, you degenerate scumbag. And here is just a short list of what is in store for you as long as you center your life around homo-rectal intercourse instead of Jesus Christ.

Anal Cancer
Chlamydia trachomatis
Cryptosporidium
Giardia lamblia
Herpes simplex virus
Human immunodeficiency virus
Human papilloma virus
Isospora belli
Microsporidia
Gonorrhea
Viral hepatitis types B & C
Syphilis

In Christ

[Mary Etheldreda]

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How many times Sister Etherldreda have you heard a lady friends of your's say "I must be a gay guy trapped in a woman's body" That is the type of women who tried to turn men gay for her own depraved sexual pleasure. As you correctly point out these women dress like transitives. Logically any man who beds her is just to have gay sex.

Is this why that Ellen Degenerate woman always wears pants?



I'm proud to say I have never worn slacks, nor have any of my daughters. I had no idea such depravity existed in the world. I learn so much here. I am truly grateful to you men who are patient and kind enough to slow down and explain these things to me. Thank you all.

Bottom line; gay sex with a woman is still gay sex.

O Come Lord Jesus.

[John Creeser]

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Well, it's official, no more oranges in the Creeser household.

After reading this thread about the sins, health risks and shear ugliness that is anal sex my wife brought me an orange. It is now clear to me oranges are of the devil and promote anal sex. Not in my house

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well, it's official, no more oranges in the Creeser household.

Brother Creeser, perhaps you could put a warning on this photo so other unsuspecting ladies don't suffer shock!

[John Creeser]

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Brother Creeser, perhaps you could put a warning on this photo so other unsuspecting ladies don't suffer shock!

I'm sorry Sister, but I think we need the shock value to discourage our fellow members from purchasing the anal sex promoting orange.

I can't believe I haven't noticed before.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I'm sorry Sister, but I think we need the shock value to discourage our fellow members from purchasing the anal sex promoting orange.

My hood is off to your brother for drawing a line in your sand that Satan can't cross with the devil's anal sex.

I can't believe I haven't noticed before.

That's because Satan is tricky and has a lot of scientists, collage professors, movie directors and other social elites working for him. Praise Jesus we have Jesus on our side so we will make sure the secularists will get it in the end.

[Didymus Much]

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...we will make sure the secularists will get it in the end.

Why did I suddenly check my belt buckle (it's quite secure) when I read that?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Why did I suddenly check my belt buckle (it's quite secure) when I read that?

Listen sinner,

You need to wrap your lips around this concept; not everything is some sexual innuendo or double entendre.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Listen sinner,

You need to wrap your lips around this concept; not everything is some sexual innuendo or double entendre.

Gawd, you'd think he'd have a nice firm grip on it by now

[Meek and Humble]

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Anal Sex Quote of the Day

There is a difference between oral and anal sex. Oral sex can be justified as foreplay because it is like a kiss -- it is okay to kiss your spouse on the lips just as it is okay to kiss them on their body, including down there. But anal sex is different, anal sex is directly trying to replace the naturally intended organ, which is designed to receive a man, with something which has a totally different function.

Furthermore, oral sex may be justified as foreplay, that is that it may enable the actual martial act (either direction) by providing certain added stimulation. But anal sex does not do this, to the best of my knowledge. A man must be equally prepared to penetrate his wife either way and I don't see how it would prepare a woman for the marital act.

It is for this reason that oral sex as foreplay may be justified (though some moralists disagree, it depends on how you look at it) but that anal sex cannot be justified. It is also a good way to get a disease.... oh and ewww.

Source: http://forums.catholic.com/showthrea...58#post8024158

[Bobby-Joe]

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Gawd, you'd think he'd have a nice firm grip on it by now

Some people just have to be hard asses about it.

[Swedish eskimo]

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I think i just found the most offensive song i have ever heard in my entire life, and of course it is from New Zealand

Sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
Don't worry if you feel ashamed
It's been around for years
Thousands more than can be named
Are interested in rears
Don't worry about hell
No harm will come to your soul
We're not all Pentecostal
But everybody's got an asshole

Let me tell ya 'bout sodomy
You must think it very odd of me
But I enjoy the act of sodomy
You might call the wrath of God on me
But if you tried it then you might agree
That you enjoy the act of sodomy
It might just improve your sex
It's a hard act to follow
The fact that fundamentalists
Find difficult to swallow
So join me as I sing
Of an activity that's fun
Open up your ring
And try it front to bum
Bum-bum
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bu m-bum


Can it get more OFFENSIVE than that?!

Damn you Peter Jackson for making me vomit again

[Alphonse Alban]

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Well, it's official, no more oranges in the Creeser household.

After reading this thread about the sins, health risks and shear ugliness that is anal sex my wife brought me an orange. It is now clear to me oranges are of the devil and promote anal sex. Not in my house

One "food" product that should be banned even entering Godly America, are dried figs. They are just a joint effort of joos and arabs to corrupt sub-consciousness of American youth to think it is ok to eat anus. I bet they contain some amount of AIDS in them as well.

[John Creeser]

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One "food" product that should be banned even entering Godly America, are dried figs. They are just a joint effort of joos and arabs to corrupt sub-consciousness of American youth to think it is ok to eat anus. I bet they contain some amount of AIDS in them as well.

Brother Alphonse, I could not agree more. As we all know God HATES figs just as much as he hates fags.

Mark 11:12-14

12And on the morrow, when they were come from Bethany, he was hungry:

13And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.

14And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.