[Higher Love]

Re: Converters should remember

Ugh, whatever, I'm done arguing with you. Your posts make absolutley no sense, and you attacked a pastor. I don't think things are looking good for you right now, considering Pastor Zeke was the one you pissed off.

dont worry god will forgive him of his anger

[Higher Love]

Re: Converters should remember

How dare you question my Biblical abilities!?

I'll have you know that I had the entire KJV1611 Bible committed to memory by the age of 7 years old! My Godly father beat the Bible into me, like any good Christian father would. Can you say the same?

Show some respect for your betters, maggot.

a true christian would of seeked the bible by himself, without it being forced upon him

[Magikarp]

Re: Converters should remember

dont worry god will forgive him of his anger

Alright then, Mr. "True Christian (not)", what is the message in Genesis 9:25?

Or Exodus 22:18?

Look, I'm not even a TC, and I know what their message is, so this should be a walk in the park for you.

And apparently using the NSRV woulden't help, so those are both KJV.

[Higher Love]

Re: Converters should remember

Alright then, Mr. "True Christian (not)", what is the message in Genesis 9:25?

Or Exodus 22:18?

Look, I'm not even a TC, and I know what their message is, so this should be a walk in the park for you.

And apparently using the NSRV woulden't help, so those are both KJV.

the message is there for you to figure out

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Converters should remember

a true christian would of seeked the bible by himself, without it being forced upon him

I think you mean, “would have sought” The Word of The Lord is not to be traduced by appalling grammar. He it is Who gave you your language, honor Him by using it well.

You postulate that a true Christian (which, I suppose, differs from a True Christian™) could be a true Christian without having first had access to the Bible (KJV1611).

I would say that this is impossible. To be a Christian is to follow the Word of The Lord. You cannot know the Word of The Lord in the first place without having read the Bible, wherein the Word of The Lord is displayed.

It is therefore necessary to introduce the heathen, the false Christian and the lame of brain to The Holy Bible. Only then may they become “True Christian™”.

[Higher Love]

Re: Converters should remember

I think you mean, “would have sought” The Word of The Lord is not to be traduced by appalling grammar. He it is Who gave you your language, honor Him by using it well.

You postulate that a true Christian (which, I suppose, differs from a True Christian™) could be a true Christian without having first had access to the Bible (KJV1611).

I would say that this is impossible. To be a Christian is to follow the Word of The Lord. You cannot know the Word of The Lord in the first place without having read the Bible, wherein the Word of The Lord is displayed.

It is therefore necessary to introduce the heathen, the false Christian and the lame of brain to The Holy Bible. Only then may they become “True Christian™”.

seeked is a word my friend
and works very well in the sentence

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Converters should remember

seeked is a word my friend
and works very well in the sentence

"seeked" does not appear in The Bible; "sought" appears 120 times.
"seeked" is not a word, other than one you made up. I suspect your beliefs are equally invented.

You are an uneducated idiot who struggles with God's language. God's language is required to understand and convey God's Word.

Without God's Holy Word you are damned. Hence, we know that you are damned. This conclusion is further demonstrated as it is clear that you are beset with the demons of poor communication. You allowed them into your soul through your evil life-style and misdeeds against Jesus.

You will not enjoy the Pits of Hellfire.

[Magikarp]

Re: Converters should remember

I see that the idiot was too dumb to answer the question. I actually know more about the KJV than someone else? This must be a sure sign of the Apocalypse! Anyways, bubble boy, here is what they mean.

Genesis 9:25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Above means that all that are desendants of Ham are to be servants. Which I don't agree for, but hey, I'm just using it to show your stupidity.

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Above means that the TC's, and anyone else that follows the KJV (which excludes me from the lot) are to kill every witch that they meet.

There are numerous resources for you to use to look at the KJV, Mr. Bridging-the-gap. There should be no excuse for you to dodge my question.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Converters should remember

That's it. I've had enough of the Higher Love / Magicarp bickering. You're obviously the same person, you obviously have no intention of discussing Christianity, or God, or Salvation, or the Bible, or Landover, the things for which we set up these Forums. I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. Now I'm going to have to speak with the moderators to simply shut both of you up.

[Magikarp]

Re: Converters should remember

That's it. I've had enough of the Higher Love / Magicarp bickering. You're obviously the same person, you obviously have no intention of discussing Christianity, or God, or Salvation, or the Bible, or Landover, the things for which we set up these Forums. I tried to warn you, but you wouldn't listen. Now I'm going to have to speak with the moderators to simply shut both of you up.

Well, I asked twice for a pastor to ban him, and there were no responses. I came here at a different time than him, he lives in a completley different part of the world than I do, and I certaintly don't have the same small mental capacity that he does. I just don't want to be banned based off of the fact that I was confused with this idiot. And p.s, there were TC's viewing this thread, they could have, at any time asked me to stop. But no one said anything, so I thought it was ok.

[Magikarp]

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And secondly, I have not come here to troll, like this retard has. So, in your eyes, when there's an idiot posting garbage on your forum, claiming to be something else (which by the way, he claimed to be a TC, and attacked Pastor Zeke twice), to just let him be? I don't see how you got that conclusion. Just because I have a pink name, like him, does not mean I'm associated with him. And, he has been here before, while this is my first time here at Landover. I can debate with you further on those grounds, but I just wanted to make clear that I am, in no way related to that idiot.

[Magikarp]

Re: Converters should remember

Oh well. I guess I won't be here much longer. Look, I tried to stay here, and be polite, but if you were to ban me, it would not be in good taste, as I have done nothing wrong, but correct, (or as you put it, rebuke) that idiot, who has an absolute lack of reading the Bible. Well, if I do get banned, I apologize for any wrongdoings I might have caused you guys here, and if that happens to where I'm gone, at least ban Higher Love too. He's an utter disgrace to any Christian board, claiming that he "knows" the bible, but in truth he's only saying , Jesus loves you, you don't read the bible enough, etc. Well, if I'm out, I'm out, and it's been a nice stay here. God bless.

[One-eyed Jack]

Re: Converters should remember

What Higher meant was, backsliders -- those who convert to a false faith -- had better remember that God will punish them. The verse he meant to quote was Numbers, and is properly rendered:

The LORD is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation. Numbers 14:18

Of course the Lord has told us what He will do to those who fall away from His faith and follow false religions. He will destroy their crops, sell their children into slavery, give them all possible plagues and illnesses ("Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring upon thee"), and bring them defeat in war. He will cause drought, locusts, financial ruin, loss of livestock, and "The LORD shall send upon thee cursing, vexation, and rebuke, in all that thou settest thine hand unto for to do, until thou be destroyed, and until thou perish quickly". The Lord shall also cause the backslider to cannibalize his or her own children.

And that's just Deuteronomy. There are many more vengeful horrors listed in the books of Isaiah and Jeremiah. And Revelation! There the Lord's promise of torture and torment really comes into its own! Shout GLOWRY!

Great is the mercy of the Lord, but remember: He will make mothers eat their own children (in His loving mercy) if they fall away from the faith.

Hallelujah!

~~ OEJ