[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Also, if I am "a suspected demon" how could I be able to go to mass, get communion, and was confirmed into the faith.

Going to mass? Getting communion? So you admit that you are a Mary worshipping papist? Did you know that Catholicks aren't even Christians?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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If there is one thing I have learned from the moment I was born, it is that God loves and accepts all of us.

You're confused. Nowhere in the Holy Bible will you find a verse that says God loves and accepts all of us. Indeed, “God loves everyone” is the greatest lie ever told! Why, you might as well say “God Is Imaginary, Just Do Nice Things To Your Fellow Man!”

"And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you:
for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 20:23

"And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images,
and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols,
and my soul shall abhor you."
Leviticus 26:30

"And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them,
because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Deuteronomy 32:19

"The foolish shall not stand in thy sight:
thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:5

"Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing:
the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 5:6

"For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous,
whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 10:3

"The LORD trieth the righteous:
but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 11:5

There's more by the way. Just ask. I'm happy to share!

I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions".

Fortunately for you, Jesus doesn't care how you feel. He cares only whether or not you comply to His demands (Matthew 21:28-32).

To that end, when you decide you don't really want to burn forever in Hell, you might pick up a copy of the book, “How to keep your Husband happy” by Dr. William W. Orr. It has seventy three pages and seventeen chapters. Very slim isn’t it? For me, it’s handy so I can bring it everywhere and read it when I want to.

[Didymus Much]

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...if I am "a suspected demon" how could I be able to go to mass, get communion, and was confirmed into the faith...

It's because the Catholics don't give a shit about what the Bible says.

They'll tell you anything they think you want to hear (like "God doesn't really want gays killed", or "atheists and Muslims can go to Heaven so long as they're good people", etc.) just as long as you contribute to their coffers.

[Elmer G. White]

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I am an asexual, and while I lack sexual desires in men. This does not make me "incapable of marriage" or "ugly" or "unable to preform reproductive functions". Sexual Orientation is not the same thing as Romantic Orientation. Asexuals range within a large spectrum. They can range from "sex repulsed": those who do not want to have sex under any circumstances, "sex neutral": (me) those who do not care for sex, but are not unwilling to do it, and then there are "Sex open individuals": who are open to it for reasons other than attraction/pleasure.

Dear Friend,

After a careful reading of your post I must say that YOU HAVE HOPE. This in wonderful. There are some items in your post (please see the bold typeface) that I find utterly promising. You've understood some basic Truths™ and, thus, it is not an impossible task for you to come to terms with Jesus Christ!

Previously, you've been assessing sexuality based on egoistical notions: "How do I feel". However, these few items show that you are capable of understanding sexuality from the viewpoint of others, as a fulfillment of an order, a command. While ancient Britons in Victorian UK were ignorant of almost everything (especially regarding God and Jesus), they also understood that much:

Lie back and think of England

This means that we practice sexuality NOT for ourselves, NOT for pleasure but for others. Now you only have to determine that significant other in the correct manner.

May I help you: He is JESUS.

He has made a command in...

Genesis 1:28
And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

...and, thus, we have sex for Jesus. You said it beautifully:

...for reasons other than attraction/pleasure...

Of course you dislike sex: who wouldn't? It is messy, performed with unattractive female bodies, you sweat, you have to tell your wife to change the sheets etc. But there is a reason other than pleasure: Jesus and His commands. In fact, it is better NOT TO ENJOY SEX:

1 Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

You see, you have almost the correct viewpoint, it is only missing Jesus. The former egoistical nomenclature should be replaced by definitions that are based on the Bible. I have a short list over here for your convenience!

• Asexual = refusing to perform sex for multiplication of mankind NOT "dislike of sex".
• Homersexual = Fornicating with one's own sex or performing self-abuse with a person of one's own sex. This can be divided into male sodomy and female sodomy. Male sodomy (aka colonic treatment) is also called Socratic sex with the eponym based on a Catholic soccerist "Socrates". He died due to the side-effects of sodomistic fornication.

A hospital statement said on Saturday that the former footballer was "in a critical condition due to a septic shock of intestinal origin".

Now how could you get an intestinal infection if it was not inoculated by a homer tallywacker? You couldn't! Case closed.

• Pansexuality named after the Peter Pan -franchise. It means total commitment to fornicating with underage youth. It is what Catholics mostly do. This is allowed to them because they follow their Chief papist the Pope, who has denounced Jesus in favor of atheists and Muslims.
• Transsexuality = counter-Deuteronomical (Deuteronomy 22:5) transformation into a false woman without the capability of begetting.

We can see that it is all about reproduction and endorsement by Jesus. If it takes place within a Godly Matrimony and produces offspring - it is OK. Pleasure, as you said, really has nothing to do with it.


I know.


But Jesus will reward us for the sacrifice of our bodily comforts in due course!






Yours in Christ,


Elmer

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

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Catholics came before Baptists last time I checked.
Catholics are also the largest religion

I understand that our religions differ, and I do apologize for my outburst of rude behavior... But that does not warrant your actions of criticizing me for my own religion. Baptists derived from the Catholic faith, and I know this because I do my research. I also have a strong interest in European history and Theology.

I am very sorry for my insensitivity toward your religious beliefs, and I do hope you can forgive me for my transgressions. In a swing of emotions, I overreacted and felt like I needed to stand up for what I believed in. Have a nice evening. You may block me or whatever. I don't even belong here, so I am done before this gets anymore out of hand.

[JesusIsBetterThanMen]

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Also... I am a woman.

[Elmer G. White]

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Catholics came before Baptists last time I checked.
Catholics are also the largest religion

I understand that our religions differ, and I do apologize for my outburst of rude behavior... But that does not warrant your actions of criticizing me for my own religion. Baptists derived from the Catholic faith, and I know this because I do my research. I also have a strong interest in European history and Theology.

I was so thrilled that you would discard your false religion and choose Christianity™... Now I'm not so certain any more.

First, let me introduce you to some fallacies.

1. Genetic fallacy and apply to tradition (I know this is a hard one for Catholics to understand). Even if something is traditional, it does not mean it is True™. Truth™ is only determined by the Bible and Bible only! Even if something derives from something else, it does not mean that the older form (which, by the way is far from proven) is the correct one.
2. Ad populum. Appeal to numbers. There are more Chinamen and Indians than Catholics? Does that mean they have the Truth™? No, it doesn't! In, fact, if you had a strong interest in the Bible and Biblical Theology, you would know it. The Truth™ does not depend on how many

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Indeed, our religions differ. We practice Christianity® and you practice the Catholic© non-Christian religion. We do not criticize you. Jesus does. He uses these words:

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

John 3:15-18. One of the most pivotal teachings of Jesus. You must believe in Him to be Saved. Read the Gospel of John. It tells us that Jesus = God = Jesus = Word = He and His Father are ONE= Light of men. You must believe in Him to be saved and avoid Hellfire.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

If you discard Jesus, you are NOT a Christian. You have another religion. How do we know this to be True™ of the Catholics? Because their leader tells us so! The Pope has decided to accept...

• ...atheist salvation (you don't have to believe anything and you still can go into Heaven; compare with John 3:18).
  
• ...Muslim salvation (you can deny the Trinity and the Divine Nature of Christ and still go into heaven; compare with John 3:15-18).
• ...evolution (you can disregard the Fall [Genesis 3:6] and the need to reconciliation, i.e., Jesus CHRIST; compare with John 3:16-18).
• ...homosexual behavior and teaching the children, especially young boy youths, to choose the homosexual life style (no surprise here regarding the catamite tradition of the Catholic organization; compare with Romans 1:27). Thus, the connection to asexuality, refusal to perform begetting.

Christianity® tells us that Jesus is needed for Salvation. Catholicism tells us you don't need Jesus for anything. In addition, if you're a catholic you accept the infallibility of the Pope, at the moment Pope Frances. We don't criticize. Jesus does. He does even more. He judges. He casts unbelievers into Hellfire. Catholics are unbelievers -> [use simple logic here].


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Acts 29]

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I have a request, some people seem to get lesbian or whatever in their title but all I've got is false christian pervert. Any chance I could get that changed to include asexual? 'Cause that would be great.

[Didymus Much]

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I have a request...

How about "NO", because the Bible says that asexuals are perverts, so you're already covered that way, and frankly, you're in no position to ask for anything here.

[Acts 29]

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You do realize that there are many people who the bible never records as having had sex such as Jesus or the apostle Paul. Is Jesus a ***a vulgar word with the meaning debauchee removed by moderator***?

[Acts 29]

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Oh, wow. Such double standards, notice how the same word was not removed from the post above mine

[Elmer G. White]

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Oh, wow. Such double standards, notice how the same word was not removed from the post above mine

Dear Sinner,

The whole world and the concept of Salvation are based on double standards. Those who are saved and those who are not! This is actually not our idea but an integral part of the World as God Created it!



Matthew 25:33
And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

Goats and sheep. Believers and unbelievers (who are repulsive).

John 3:18
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.



Double standard. The selected few (that is us) go into Heaven!

Revelation 21:4
And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away.

Double standard: the others (the majority of mankind) have another fate.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.


Can you see? You still think you're debating us. You are NOT. You're trying to debate Jesus. You cannot win. He is God. You have no chance whatsoever. It is sad to think about it now but eventually we (but not you unless you repent, get baptized, and follow the commandments of Jesus) can laugh heartily at your demise in Eternal joy!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[teddabear]

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I am an asexual Christian myself, and, in response to many of your comments, believe that you have got many facts wrong. Asexual are perfectly capable of procreation and many even wish to procreate. We simply lack sexual desire.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am an asexual Christian myself, and, in response to many of your comments, believe that you have got many facts wrong. Asexual are perfectly capable of procreation and many even wish to procreate. We simply lack sexual desire.

No one cares what you think, freak. We only care what God thinks.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Des]

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Asexual are perfectly capable of procreation and many even wish to procreate. We simply lack sexual desire.

That isn't asexual, you dolt, that is normal!

Look, do you think I liked doing my duties with the late missus? I could barely stand it. Lights out, get undressed, and both of us trying to hold our breath and not move until the unpleasantness was over. Most times the only things that got me through it was knowing that it was what Jesus wanted, and that the sooner it was over and done with, the sooner I would be back on the other side of the house to do important work with my personal assistant, undisturbed save for the four or five Asian maids personally selected by me for their cleaning skills.

And you know what? I still produced five healthy, strapping young Soldiers for Christ. Glory!