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I assume the fussy homers like to play teatime like those nelly British folks?
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
I'm pretty sure that's the "cool" slang name for when the kids wearing their pants down low. It looks like they have a load in their pants to me. But I guess I can see how they might prefer to say it's a droopy tea bag.
Of course True Christian™ kids don't dress like that.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Awwwwww, what a sweet innocent woman you are. So childlike and oblivious to the true horrors of the world.
Matthew 18:3 does state, "Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven."
Bless your heart, Sister Glendy.Comment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
Isn't tea bagging a beauty treatment. This is when the ladies place the tea bags over their eyes. Right?sigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
I don't know what it is Mother Glendie. But if it involves homers and Brits, it can only be something awful.
Why can't these people ever meet our standards.
Isaiah 62:10
Go through, go through the gates; prepare ye the way of the people; cast up, cast up the highway; gather out the stones; lift up a standard for the people.Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
I wonder if it is perhaps related to this apparatus?
[ATTACH]5186[/ATTACH]Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
Well it certainly dangling like a berry. One could call it a dangle berry.sigpic
Exodus 22:18 says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."Comment
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I am also Certain™ that it must relate to some sort of homer!ism.
True Christians drink coffee.Comment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
Not quite - it involves a man repeatedly "dunking" his testicles in the mouth of another person - similar to the action of repeatedly dunking a teabag in a cup.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
The Arabian Goggles: when an Arab places his testicles over the eyes of anotherWe are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearssComment
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
Didn't you already just say that?Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
After Breakfast hours, please - those Infraction points do add up!
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What is the DOF?We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearssComment
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Re: What is Tea Bagging?
You are about to find out soon.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.Comment
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