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  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #31
    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
    The Earth's core is actually cooling, but it is doing so extremely slowly. The high pressure maintained against it by the planet's outer layers has kept the core in a molten state since its formation.
    Nope, I'm not buying it. Why doesn't the center of a snowball melt then?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #32
      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

      I find this entire discussion to be filthy and disgusting. It does not belong on a church web site.

      P.S. I will miss church this weekend, because I will be on a business trip in Cleveland. Let me know if anyone wants me to bring back any of those delicious steamed clam and seafood platters from Ohio that are so delicious. I know my wife Delores absolutely loves those Cleveland Steamers.

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      • SUV
        True Christian™ Princess
        The Driving Force behind RA12
        Have at it, anytime!
        • Sep 2006
        • 11027

        #33
        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

        Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
        Let me know if anyone wants me to bring back any of those delicious steamed clam and seafood platters from Ohio that are so delicious. I know my wife Delores absolutely loves those Cleveland Steamers.
        Brother Monty, please bring me back a few of those 405-year-old Babys. They must be nice and tender by now

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #34
          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          If you live as though hell didn't exist, you'd better be right!
          And, "Right"

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #35
            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            I find this entire discussion to be filthy and disgusting. It does not belong on a church web site.

            P.S. I will miss church this weekend, because I will be on a business trip in Cleveland. Let me know if anyone wants me to bring back any of those delicious steamed clam and seafood platters from Ohio that are so delicious. I know my wife Delores absolutely loves those Cleveland Steamers.
            Is that what a Cleveland steamer is? I thought it was this. You learn something new every day.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • Glendora Christianson
              Spiritual Mother of LBC
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 2329

              #36
              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

              Dear Lord! I just read over these (excellent) answers and it is obvious that teabagging has something to do with the British, many of whom are homosexuals. But I had no idea it could be this disturbing...DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK!
              Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #37
                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                That is so sad. I was expecting worse, but that's pretty bad.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Glendora Christianson
                  Spiritual Mother of LBC
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2329

                  #38
                  Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  That is so sad. I was expecting worse, but that's pretty bad.
                  I think its obvious that young man has been turned qweer by those bad people. The only answer is follow HIS advice and stone all parties in the public square!
                  Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                    True Christian™
                     
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 9384

                    #39
                    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                    I don't consider consenting adults giving each other mutual pleasure to be "naughty."
                    Since I have no wish to create "soldiers" of any religious persuasion, it doesn't matter to me if the combination of orifices and organs is accceptble to Jesus or any other deity. It only matters to me that it pleases both my husband and myself.
                    You seem to be well acquainted with "tea-bagging" so you probably won’t mind sharing with us exactly how you insert your testicles into your husband's mouth. How long do you let them "steep"? Does he take it with lemon, sugar or milk?
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #40
                      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                      Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
                      You seem to be well acquainted with "tea-bagging" so you probably won’t mind sharing with us exactly how you insert your testicles into your husband's mouth. How long do you let them "steep"? Does he take it with lemon, sugar or milk?

                      I'm a woman, so I don't have testicles. And the minute details of our love-making are none of your damn business. If you want to get off on someone else's sex life, go rent Debbie Does Dallas.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #41
                        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                        And the minute details of our love-making are none of your damn business.
                        Then why do you always insist talking about it?

                        If you want to get off on someone else's sex life, go rent Debbie Does Dallas.
                        Is that what you do to get off on someone else's sex life? I think we can remove the "POSSIBLE" from your title.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • eliot mayfield
                          God Squad
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 9324

                          #42
                          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                          minute details? I'd guess one, maybe two if he's drunk.
                          Matthew:
                          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                          • Sister Rebecca
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 390

                            #43
                            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                            OH! My eyes! MY EYES are BURNING!!
                            I innocently walked into this conversation, wondering what odd True Christian would actually drink TEA like the heathen Brits... and I saw those insane posts by those awful perverts!
                            I am off to wash my eyes out with fresh clean water and get on my knees and ask forgiveness for even reading such filth!
                            Mother Glendora! Pray with me Sister! Call the Ladies over and let's have a prayer meeting about this horrible thread! I can't bear to think that some other poor Lady will walk in and accidentally read this. You and Sister Sue have much stronger hearts than I. I simply can't bear it!
                            Jesus is watching you masturbate.

                            Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.

                            numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #44
                              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                              I agree, after reading some of that filth I think I need some eye cleaner drops.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • SUV
                                True Christian™ Princess
                                The Driving Force behind RA12
                                Have at it, anytime!
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 11027

                                #45
                                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                                Wow, and so now the non-merry Lumpster is discussing "Testicles" on our Godly board; if I had the energy I'd give her Infraction points.

                                Pastors? Pastors? I say, Pastors!!!


                                She probably only came to Mother Glynndie's Perfect Christian thread here in the first place for Enlightenment because teabags look like cooters and she is infected with BLEEDING COOTER DEMONS

                                (I'm Sure that Miss Petal would agree, sadly: "It be True")

                                Sister Justina? Anyone? Anyone at all? Jesus Pleasus!!!

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