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  • northernstudent
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    • May 2008
    • 27

    #46
    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    "Testicles" isthe scienific word for bollocks, "bollocks" is exactly what each post by a True Christian (tm) is, "True Christians (tm)" are sad, sheltered, losers who are missing out on life, because they're waiting until then to party in heaven.

    Anyone seen Borat? I bet the majority of you were at the Rodeo, white-trash rednecks!
    We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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    • Rev. M. Rodimer
      Honorary True Christian™
      Forum Member
      • May 2008
      • 13996

      #47
      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

      Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
      "Testicles" isthe scienific word for bollocks, "bollocks" is exactly what each post by a True Christian ™ is, "True Christians ™" are sad, sheltered, losers who are missing out on life, because they're waiting until then to party in heaven.

      Anyone seen Borat? I bet the majority of you were at the Rodeo, white-trash rednecks!
      While your attempt to call us all "nuts" is not lost, it's also not relevant.

      And why would you think that we are "white-trash rednecks"? Unlike you, the people of Landover and those at my church have an excellent command of the English language. They, and I, have upper-middle-class or higher incomes. They, like me, are university-educated.

      You, on the other hand, are a drunken Mick who probably barely finished primary school, if your grammar is any indication. It seems that you are the white trash here, Ginger Boy.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • northernstudent
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        • May 2008
        • 27

        #48
        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

        Oh no Sir, you are wrong, I am middle-class, and currently undergoing a university education, and have brown hair, perfect vision (unlike yourself), believe myself to be rather good looking and thin (again unlike yourself).
        Also I do not have a beard (it makes you look like a pervert, or you're trying to cover a scar you got tossing salad in the joint)

        So why, if I am unsaved trash, been blessed with better bodily credentials than yourself, even though you are True Christian (tm)?

        And before you say that True Christians (tm) are not superficial, you are... http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11932
        We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #49
          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

          Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
          Oh no Sir, you are wrong, I am middle-class, and currently undergoing a university education, and have brown hair, perfect vision (unlike yourself), believe myself to be rather good looking and thin (again unlike yourself).
          Also I do not have a beard (it makes you look like a pervert, or you're trying to cover a scar you got tossing salad in the joint)

          So why, if I am unsaved trash, been blessed with better bodily credentials than yourself, even though you are True Christian ™?

          And before you say that True Christians ™ are not superficial, you are... http://landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=11932
          Why is it you have no photo posted, and are still unable to write complete and grammatically correct sentences, Mick?

          Yeah, I thought so.

          Try putting the bottle down for a little while, and stop fantasizing about prison rape scenes.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • northernstudent
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            • May 2008
            • 27

            #50
            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

            IT IS A FCUKING FORUM WISEASS!
            Two critisisms... firstly you also do not write 100% comprehensive English as I notice your paragraphs are not properly formed, therefore you must be even stupider, as I have supposibly been on the bottle all day, whereas I assume you have not. Moreover you did not answer my question, or was that because you were too busy stuffing your fat head?
            We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
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              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #51
              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

              Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
              IT IS A FCUKING FORUM WISEASS!
              Two critisisms... firstly you also do not write 100% comprehensive English as I notice your paragraphs are not properly formed, therefore you must be even stupider, as I have supposibly been on the bottle all day, whereas I assume you have not. Moreover you did not answer my question, or was that because you were too busy stuffing your fat head?
              How you choose to present yourself is up to you; however, we will perceive you based entirely upon how you write, as we have nothing else to go on. If you choose to write as though you are a retarded, we will assume you are a retarded.

              Watch your language, there are ladies present. Your gutter language is better suited to a whorehouse or homeless shelter; perhaps you'd be more comfortable in one of those environments. This is a Christian Church forum.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • northernstudent
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                • May 2008
                • 27

                #52
                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                you type of people are the sole reason wars start
                We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #53
                  Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                  Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                  you type of people are the sole reason wars start
                  No friend, sinners like you are the reason why wars are. If you showed more tolerance and accept we are right and followed the Bible we wouldn't have to kill you like God commands. The hatred and persecution we Christians endure is unbelievable.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • Boring Jerry
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 225

                    #54
                    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                    What about the hatred you spread? Even if your God says to, it's still hatred.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #55
                      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                      Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                      What about the hatred you spread? Even if your God says to, it's still hatred.
                      So hating sin is now "wrong"? You can't tolerate evil friend. Would you allow known ax murders, child molesters or atheists to just wander down the streets of your town?

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                      • northernstudent
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                        • May 2008
                        • 27

                        #56
                        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                        I have nothing againgst Christians, (maybe even one myself) it is just the Landoverbaptist.net forum users... you take everything at face value from the bible, like Islamic extremists, and persucute.
                        Hw about you become more tolerant and accept that people are different?
                        But I guess that the majority are from states where there is little diverity, therefore are unable to TOLERATE those different from them selves.
                        We are just clever animals, evolved through millions of yearss

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                        • Boring Jerry
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 225

                          #57
                          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                          I didn't mean hating sin, I meant hating people different from you (i.e. black people, Asian, etc.).

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #58
                            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                            Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
                            I have nothing againgst Christians, (maybe even one myself) it is just the Landoverbaptist.net forum users... you take everything at face value from the bible, like Islamic extremists, and persucute.
                            Hw about you become more tolerant and accept that people are different?
                            But I guess that the majority are from states where there is little diverity, therefore are unable to TOLERATE those different from them selves.
                            Could you show me where the Bible says we should tolerate unbelievers, queers, adulterers, or other sinners?

                            Could you also show me where the Bible says we should NOT take it literally?
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • SUV
                              True Christian™ Princess
                              The Driving Force behind RA12
                              Have at it, anytime!
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 11027

                              #59
                              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                              I feel so wretchedly Ill I like to Lie down and fain to swoon.

                              I need Dickens Cider

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78556

                                #60
                                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                                Originally posted by Alex_B View Post
                                What about the hatred you spread? Even if your God says to, it's still hatred.
                                The Bible tells us that we are to hate those whom God hates. The alternative is to join them (and you) in everlasting hellfire.

                                Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                                20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                                21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                                22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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