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  • Old Iron Crotch
    SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
    • May 2007
    • 3056

    #16
    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

    Originally posted by northernstudent View Post
    What is the DOF?

    Their Department of Faith - a secret government agency dedicated to making the US into a Christian theocracy.
    Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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    • Larry Lee
      Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
      True Christian™ Theologian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 4464

      #17
      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
      Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
      Not quite - it involves a man repeatedly "dunking" his testicles in the mouth of another person - similar to the action of repeatedly dunking a teabag in a cup.
      Why?
      What purpose could that serve?
      Exactly. You can be sure Jesus never allowed his testicles to touch another person's mouth.

      And speaking of Jesus's testicles, when He masturbated, how exactly did He fantasize about His Holy Bride, the Church?
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      • Old Iron Crotch
        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
        • May 2007
        • 3056

        #18
        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

        Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
        Why?
        What purpose could that serve?

        Physical pleasure.
        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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        • SUV
          True Christian™ Princess
          The Driving Force behind RA12
          Have at it, anytime!
          • Sep 2006
          • 11027

          #19
          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
          Physical pleasure.


          JESUS, please - awaken me from this nightmare

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2026
            • 15118

            #20
            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

            I just cannot for the life of me understand how you can equate pleasure with a persons naughty bits.
            A Man's dingly danglers are there for a purpose. They carry the Seed of procreation. You cannot produce more Christian Soldiers by way of the mouth.

            There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.

            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #21
              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

              Originally posted by SUV View Post


              JESUS, please - awaken me from this nightmare
              One can only hope the clam doesn't decide to shut itself...

              Lump, you disgust me.
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #22
                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.
                It's no use Sister. For people like Lump, Gitmo only means "Gitmo pleasure".
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Old Iron Crotch
                  SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                  • May 2007
                  • 3056

                  #23
                  Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                  Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                  I just cannot for the life of me understand how you can equate pleasure with a persons naughty bits.
                  A Man's dingly danglers are there for a purpose. They carry the Seed of procreation. You cannot produce more Christian Soldiers by way of the mouth.

                  There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.

                  I don't consider consenting adults giving each other mutual pleasure to be "naughty."
                  Since I have no wish to create "soldiers" of any religious persuasion, it doesn't matter to me if the combination of orifices and organs is accceptble to Jesus or any other deity. It only matters to me that it pleases both my husband and myself.
                  Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 15118

                    #24
                    Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                    Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                    I don't consider consenting adults giving each other mutual pleasure to be "naughty."
                    Since I have no wish to create "soldiers" of any religious persuasion, it doesn't matter to me if the combination of orifices and organs is accceptble to Jesus or any other deity. It only matters to me that it pleases both my husband and myself.
                    It's people like you that cause GLOBAL WARMING.
                    The number of Hellbound Sinners burning in the PITS OF HELL has got to such a stage that the Temperature of the Earth is rising on a daily basis.

                    No wonder Jesus weeps.

                    That previous Post of yours had to be the most disgusting thing you've written in the last 10 minutes.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #25
                      Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      There should be a law against people using these filthy parts for illicit pleasure.
                      In the Godly red states, there were such laws until unelected liberal activist judges decided to give special privileges to perverts.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
                        SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #26
                        Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                        Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                        It's people like you that cause GLOBAL WARMING.
                        The number of Hellbound Sinners burning in the PITS OF HELL has got to such a stage that the Temperature of the Earth is rising on a daily basis.

                        No wonder Jesus weeps.

                        That previous Post of yours had to be the most disgusting thing you've written in the last 10 minutes.
                        There's only one flaw inyour global warming theory - hell doesn't exist.

                        People expressing their love for each other by offering each other physical pleasure is not disgusting - it's beautiful.
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639

                          #27
                          Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                          There's only one flaw inyour global warming theory - hell doesn't exist.

                          People expressing their love for each other by offering each other physical pleasure is not disgusting - it's beautiful.
                          If you live as though hell didn't exist, you'd better be right!
                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                          Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                          • eliot mayfield
                            God Squad
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 9324

                            #28
                            Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                            If Hell doesn't exist, then why is the center of the Earth so hot when it's dark and insulated from the Sun?
                            Matthew:
                            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                            • Old Iron Crotch
                              SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                              • May 2007
                              • 3056

                              #29
                              Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                              Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                              If Hell doesn't exist, then why is the center of the Earth so hot when it's dark and insulated from the Sun?

                              The Earth's core is actually cooling, but it is doing so extremely slowly. The high pressure maintained against it by the planet's outer layers has kept the core in a molten state since its formation.
                              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                              • Talitha
                                Deaconess
                                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2026
                                • 15118

                                #30
                                Re: What is Tea Bagging?

                                Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                                The Earth's core is actually cooling, but it is doing so extremely slowly. The high pressure maintained against it by the planet's outer layers has kept the core in a molten state since its formation.
                                Some people will believe anything

                                Sister Talitha

                                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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