Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Brothers and Sisters, good news: the gay can now be identified by a simple blood test.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/wo...n-9734239.html

A politician in Kazakhstan has claimed “blood tests for degeneratism” can identify gay people while calling for homosexuality to be illegalised.
Dauren Babamuratov, leader of the nationalist “Future” or “Bolashak” movement, held a meeting on Thursday petitioning to ban so-called “gay propaganda” in the country

Well done, Mr Babaramatov! He has come up with an excellent poster, too, with the slogan "Homosexualism, a threat to the nation".

.... he urged the Government to change the law to stop gay people holding public offices and serving in the Kazakh army.

Only the other day we were discussing the problem of rampant homosexualism in the USAF. Young Mr Babaramaratov (he is only 30 years old) has taken the bull by the horns, as it were, and proposes several ways of identifying them.

“We have stooped so low that LGBTs no longer hide their orientation,” Mr Babamuratov said, claiming he could identify gay people because they wore coloured trousers.
“This means they no longer hide their (sexual) orientation,” he continued.
“I think it is very easy to identify a gay person by his or her DNA. A blood test can show the presence of degeneratism in a person.”

We already knew about the colored trousers, of course, but when a person is in military uniform (or the dark suit typically worn by politicians), it is not so easy to identify them, especially if they are standing still so that one cannot observe the typical mincing gait of the gaywise.

I think Mr Barabamolotov's proposal of a blood test for degeneratism should be applauded and supported by international funding. It is a sorry state of affairs when a small Central Asian country that nobody has ever heard of is forced to take the lead in a matter of such importance.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

[Basilissa]

Re: Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

Brothers and Sisters, good news: the gay can now be identified by a simple blood test.

Well done, Mr Babaramatov! He has come up with an excellent poster, too, with the slogan "Homosexualism, a threat to the nation".



Only the other day we were discussing the problem of rampant homosexualism in the USAF. Young Mr Babaramaratov (he is only 30 years old) has taken the bull by the horns, as it were, and proposes several ways of identifying them.

We already knew about the colored trousers, of course, but when a person is in military uniform (or the dark suit typically worn by politicians), it is not so easy to identify them, especially if they are standing still so that one cannot observe the typical mincing gait of the gaywise.

I think Mr Barabamolotov's proposal of a blood test for degeneratism should be applauded and supported by international funding. It is a sorry state of affairs when a small Central Asian country that nobody has ever heard of is forced to take the lead in a matter of such importance.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

You bring up a very important point, Sister Joanna. This could be a great opportunity for the secular science to show that it is as objective as the scientists claim, and not just a tool of the liberal propaganda.

Of course, since secular science is in fact nothing more than a tool of liberal propaganda, secular scientists will probably object saying some utter nonsense like "there is no gay gene" or something.

[WWJDnow]

Re: Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

It's interesting how a lifestyle choice such as homoism can lead to chemical changes in the blood.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

We have that too. You can even buy it at Rite Aid.

[Des]

Re: Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

Of course, since secular science is in fact nothing more than a tool of liberal propaganda, secular scientists will probably object saying some utter nonsense like "there is no gay gene" or something.

I wish one of those eggheads would come out and say that, because it would then be an admission that gay is a lifestyle choice and therefore avoidable.

[Calvinist]

Re: Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

We already knew about the colored trousers, of course, but when a person is in military uniform (or the dark suit typically worn by politicians), it is not so easy to identify them, especially if they are standing still so that one cannot observe the typical mincing gait of the gaywise.

Yours in Faith,
Joanna

Hilarious! New recruits are usually called "Rainbows" in USAF Basic. Before the heads are shaved and they are uniformed, they are put into a formation and marched from here to there. During the march, all sorts of behavior is uncovered, B Bops, for example are inspired by hip hop culture. They march with a jive type walk that can be identified quickly by their bouncy heads. Gays are somewhat different, as it can be tricky. Some have heavy feet and are firmly planted, they usually naturally migrate to the front of the line. And then there are those walking on tip toes with a very light footed walk. You can identify them as they walk taller than they actually are in order to gain position. It takes discipline to steer this formation, and identify these individuals with respect to the environment's adaptation they went through, as can be seen in these minor variations. Through natural selection, they can be reordered according to a popular Training Instructor's saying, "Only Two things come out of Texas (where USAF Basic is), Steers and Queers. And, you don't much look like a steer to me, boy.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Kazakhstan leads the way! A blood test for the gay.

Hilarious! New recruits are usually called "Rainbows" in USAF Basic. Before the heads are shaved and they are uniformed, they are put into a formation and marched from here to there. During the march, all sorts of behavior is uncovered, B Bops, for example are inspired by hip hop culture. They march with a jive type walk that can be identified quickly by their bouncy heads. Gays are somewhat different, as it can be tricky. Some have heavy feet and are firmly planted, they usually naturally migrate to the front of the line. And then there are those walking on tip toes with a very light footed walk. You can identify them as they walk taller than they actually are in order to gain position. It takes discipline to steer this formation, and identify these individuals with respect to the environment's adaptation they went through, as can be seen in these minor variations. Through natural selection, they can be reordered according to a popular Training Instructor's saying, "Only Two things come out of Texas (where USAF Basic is), Steers and Queers. And, you don't much look like a steer to me, boy.

Yes, I've heard the queers skip and frolic out on the front lines if left to their own devices. Personally, any man or woman who can pull the trigger and shoot down a dangerous a Commie or Muslim man, woman, child, or even an elementary school yard full of children for the crime of being ignorant of and therefore rejecting the Sweet Redeemer is fine by me, but I hate to think of the world's manly armies laughing at us.