[Isabella White]

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Oh no sir, that won't be necessary - she's all yours. As breadwinner of the Hucker household, I don't need to depend on naive old biddies the kindness of the elderly.

Umm, really, Mr. Hucker: how many infraction points are you hoping to gain here at ? Now, how can I put this as delicately as possible? Let's see. Well, I think it is most appropriate of me to warn you that there are many other senior ladies (some in very powerful positions) who are not particularly amused by your comment (photo attached). However, I hold no grudge toward you as I realize that that is just your sinful nature that is controlling you.

Ephesians 4:32 "And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you."

Galatians 5:17 " For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

[upchucker67]

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Umm, really, Mr. Hucker: how many infraction points are you hoping to gain here at ? Now, how can I put this as delicately as possible? Let's see. Well, I think it is most appropriate of me to warn you that there are many other senior ladies (some in very powerful positions) who are not particularly amused by your comment (photo attached). However, I hold no grudge toward you as I realize that that is just your sinful nature that is controlling you.

Ephesians 4:32 "And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you."

Galatians 5:17 " For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

You're friends with the Queen of England?

[Isabella White]

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You're friends with the Queen of England?

Well, now, I would not say that I am friends with the Queen, but we do have a bit of a friendly connection. You see, I had written to Her Majesty for advice at one time (the details of which I shan't divulge at this point in time; but perhaps later, if coaxed enough), and, to my utter delight, she did respond. Then, when the Queen turned 90 a few years ago, well, I felt that as she and I are not that far apart in age, I wanted to send her my best wishes. And, to my surprise, I received the attached letter. So, you see, Mr. Hucker, I do think it would be most unwise of you to continue with comments about ladies of a certain age!

[BrotherLarry]

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Great Granny

I will cancel my Maui trip and come protect you if necessary. Just say the word. I wish you would move to Freehold where you would be protected and live out the rest of your days in peace worship and prayer. I could go ahead and inherit your stuff and all you would need to be concerned about is sitting under the dynamic preaching of the Landover pastors. Think of it! No more cold NY winters. Just blissful Freehold gentle breezes in a gated community.

[Isabella White]

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Great Granny

I will cancel my Maui trip and come protect you if necessary. Just say the word. I wish you would move to Freehold where you would be protected and live out the rest of your days in peace worship and prayer. I could go ahead and inherit your stuff and all you would need to be concerned about is sitting under the dynamic preaching of the Landover pastors. Think of it! No more cold NY winters. Just blissful Freehold gentle breezes in a gated community.

Oh, thank you so kindly, you great, big, manly man, you! But it shan't be necessary to defend me, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry. I've been around the block enough times to know how to get around deceptive persons such as Mr. Huckster.

As for moving to Freehold, why, that is such a lovely thought, but I'm afraid that it's just not possible at this juncture. You see, my sister (Agatha) lives not too far from me, and as we are very devoted to each other, I'm afraid that I could not leave her behind, here in upstate New York. Besides that, we do co-own our lovely cottage up toward the Thousand Islands area, which we enjoy in the summer (and also in winter as it is fully winterized.) And, then, of course, there is the weekly Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social gatherings that I co-ordinate. So, I'm afraid that I just have too many responsibilities here, what with doing the work of the , witnessing and issuing rebukes to all and sundry, etc. And, this old house has many memories of my beloved Wilbur, so I think I must stay here at present -- and it's quite pretty here in winter, too, as you'll see in the attached photo!

But, I do thank you most warmly for thinking of me and, especially, for the offer of protection from the likes of the unsaved trash that frequent .

A blessed day to you, Dear, and much love,

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Oh, Sister Isabella, doesn't your dear little cottage look just adorable surrounded by God's blessed snow? I wish our property were as quaint and as manageable. It's a shame about the location, so perilously close to the ghastly Canadians. Could it be moved to a less dangerous area, do you think?

Speaking of location, I see that your city has an attraction (I use the word loosely) called The Buffalo Zoo. Surely that cannot be as dull as it sounds?

[Isabella White]

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Oh, Sister Isabella, doesn't your dear little cottage look just adorable surrounded by God's blessed snow? I wish our property were as quaint and as manageable. It's a shame about the location, so perilously close to the ghastly Canadians. Could it be moved to a less dangerous area, do you think?

Speaking of location, I see that your city has an attraction (I use the word loosely) called The Buffalo Zoo. Surely that cannot be as dull as it sounds?

Oh, I do thank you so much, dear Sister Joanna. Yes, 'tis true; I am so fortunate in having this very pretty property. However, I must mention that that is my city house (the pink building). My cottage is shown in the attached photo, and you will see how I am so devoted to its upkeep and beauty, which is why I enjoy spending so much time there.

I will admit that we are a bit of a disadvantage here, being so close to Canada, but it appears that our blessed armed forces are doing an excellent job in protecting us from LIE-beral supporters of that Prime Minister Justin person.

Now, as for the zoo here, I'm afraid that it is, indeed, terribly dull. Why, until you mentioned it, I had forgotten that it still even exists!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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However, I must mention that that is my city house (the pink building).

I'm so embarrassed, Sister! I just assumed from the very modest size that it was your cottage.

Now, as for the zoo here, I'm afraid that it is, indeed, terribly dull.

Well quite - I mean, one expects more than one animal in a zoo. The only reason for a repeat visit would be when the buffalo dies and is replaced by another buffalo. But one buffalo is very much like another, and as the life-expectancy of the buffalo is around 25 years - possibly longer in captivity? - I really don't see the point. I hope no state or federal funds are invested in this enterprise?


Oh dear, we ladies seem to have gone off-topic here. I'm so sorry, Larry dear.

[upchucker67]

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You see, I had written to Her Majesty for advice at one time (the details of which I shan't divulge at this point in time; but perhaps later, if coaxed enough)

My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour a glass of Chardonnay over the pages of the Holy Bible to help coax a mutual love for Christ between you both. Who knows? Maybe you help bring my poor wife closer to God than I have been able to. Just don't steal her away for good please. I can't cook, except for meat and I can't deal with a diet deficiencyat this point in my life.

[Isabella White]

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My dear Isabella, while our connection continues to degenerate most regrettably, my wife Sue has kindly offered to invite you to meet midway in Pittsburgh, just a good few clicks away from Buffalo. I'm sure a nephew or some able relative would be happy to offer you a lift. She knows a good little B&B the two of you can have a female heart-to-heart. She makes great agar cookies, and you two can pour a glass of Chardonnay over the pages of the Holy Bible to help coax a mutual love for Christ between you both. Who knows? Maybe you help bring my poor wife closer to God than I have been able to. Just don't steal her away for good please. I can't cook, except for meat and I can't deal with a diet deficiencyat this point in my life.

Dear Mr. Hucker: What on Earth makes you think that I would want to travel to Pittsburgh at this time of the year? Are you aware that it's a good four-hour drive from Buffalo (assuming the driving conditions are satisfactory)? And please do not suggest taking the bus. Gracious sakes alive! The bus has to go via Cleveland, and the entire trip is ten hours! And, why would I want to travel that great distance to meet someone I've never met before?

As for staying at a B&B, I might remind you that is not "The Lonely Hearts Club". I must say that I am not overly pleased with the description of the meeting, either, what with pouring wine over the blessed and all. And, as far as I'm concerned, I would not be surprised if the good sends another infraction notice your way!

Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at , and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker!

[upchucker67]

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Now, then, if your dear wife is in need of teaching, then she is more than welcome to come online at , and to learn from our beloved Pastor Ezekiel, along with the many contributors. And -- who knows -- if she pays attention, she just might learn something very useful at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. Agar and raspberry vignette, indeed -- good grief, Mr. Hucker!

Sue is tickled by the prospect, Mrs. White. She told me she thought of calling herself shucker4christ should she have time to register and show her commitment to the Lord right down to her username for every post! Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

[Isabella White]

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Sue is tickled by the prospect, Mrs. White. She told me she thought of calling herself shucker4christ should she have time to register and show her commitment to the Lord right down to her username for every post! Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

Oh, my word. Mr. Hucker, if your dear wife has no time to spend a few minutes reading valuable instruction from people at , then how on Earth, pray tell, would she have enough time to make a trip to Pittsburgh???

[upchucker67]

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Oh, my word. Mr. Hucker, if your dear wife has no time to spend a few minutes reading valuable instruction from people at , then how on Earth, pray tell, would she have enough time to make a trip to Pittsburgh???

She would seek my explicit permission of course.


1 Corinthians 14:35


And if they want to learn something, let them ask their own husbands at home; {...}


I would escort of course for the journey as she isn't allowed to drive my car, and wait at a respectable distance while you two pontificate.

[Basilissa]

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Umm, I don't know when that will be, she has many duties, so I don't think she'll have the time, one, and two, she is forbidden from the computer. That might prove a barrier.

We are very glad to hear that, sweetie, as a person desperate enough to marry you probably isn't the most interesting woman in the world herself.

[Isabella White]

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... pontificate.

Please, Mr. Hucker. I am not Cathyolick.