China Rescue Mission underway

[BrotherLarry]

I am leaving for the first part of the mission to China and covet your prayers but also invite your participation Called “Chinamen for Christ “, there are a few ways you can help. First is my direct ministry’s outreach which will be based in Kihei Maui. This ground zero operation will require real live calls to those affected using technology that translates your voice and that of the affected chink to the appropriate tongue.

Phase two is less direct. From your beachfront hotel you send get well cards in their language and enjoy holy beverages while pool boys cater to your needs

Phase three can be done from anywhere and just requires prayer and faith. You simply agree to pray the sin that caused this illness to be covered in Jesus’ blood and go about your day.

I would love to have brave men join me at ground zero but anone is welcom for the other phases. Please let me know soon.

[upchucker67]

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Amazing idea Mr. Larry. Y'know, I'm a stones throw away from China atm, I'd be delighted to join you in your cause and clear my head a little.

[BrotherLarry]

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Umm. Just how close are you to China?

[Basilissa]

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Amazing idea Mr. Larry. Y'know, I'm a stones throw away from China atm, I'd be delighted to join you in your cause and clear my head a little.

You stay away from True Christians™ - just remain on that plague boat of yours, sweetie.

Umm. Just how close are you to China?

He admitted to being on one of these plague boats that nobody wants anywhere near them:

As it is, I'm now one of the recent coronavirus victims sadly . A bit of context, I was called away on a mission to spread the Good News to Asian Schools, and as part of the care package cruise offered as gift from the ministry, the boat has become infested, and I couldn't escape!

I'm writing this the ship's Deck M Emergency Diagnostics, Quarantine and Morgue Ward.

[upchucker67]

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Hello my dear, things have cleared up since that posting, and my infamous boil nobody liked too is started to retract. Physically, I am recovering in good form to help Larry's mission. Spiritually, I feel gut punched, and think I need to establish a refreshed relationship with Christ before venturing out to do His work. Maybe this mission could be a great adventure to show how much I love Him.

[BrotherLarry]

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Mr Hucker

While I am sure Jesus smiles on your thoughtfulness, I simply cannot expect miracles to flow from unwashed and possibly contaminated persons. Thank you for the offer.

But nope.

[upchucker67]

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Mr Hucker

While I am sure Jesus smiles on your thoughtfulness, I simply cannot expect miracles to flow from unwashed and possibly contaminated persons. Thank you for the offer.

But nope.

Very well, I wish you best of luck. I am pleased to think I make Jesus smile.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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While I am sure Jesus smiles on your thoughtfulness, I simply cannot expect miracles to flow from unwashed and possibly contaminated persons.

You are wise, Brother Larry, to avoid the company of men with suppurating rear-ends.


My 3 eldest boys might be interested - I assume there will be time for surfing in between prayer sessions and phone calls? They are strapping lads, taller and even more muscular than their father , and always up for a scrap! They would be enthusiastic in helping you fight off any unwanted attentions from the local homers and other perverts.

[I Man Rastafari]

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Greetings!

I have found it to be hazardous to give advice to white people but sometimes it is best to warn people of danger even if they are white people. This is one of those occasions. I do not believe it is safe to go to China at this time because there is a sickness there that causes people who get it to die. I have observed that Christians like my white Baptist friends are anxious to get to the white heaven but I think this is a situation which must be considered carefully. Mayhaps it would be best to wait a while and then go to help.

Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Isabella White]

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Originally Posted by phucker67 As it is, I'm now one of the recent coronavirus victims sadly . A bit of context, I was called away on a mission to spread the Good News to Asian Schools, and as part of the care package cruise offered as gift from the ministry, the boat has become infested, and I couldn't escape!

I'm writing this [from] the ship's Deck M Emergency Diagnostics, Quarantine and Morgue Ward.

Dear above, darling Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! Now, listen, Dear. You just be as careful as you can possibly be if you go over to that -forsaken country. Am I understood here? We cannot have you being at risk for ending up in a MORGUE WARD, like Mr. Hucker! And being that you are a very devoted servant of the , it simply would not do for you to be associating with him anyway. I mean, you do know what the says about the likes of common, unwashed, unrepentant sinners!

II Corinthians 6:14 "Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?"

Romans 12:9 "Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good."

[upchucker67]

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And being that you are a very devoted servant of the , it simply would not do for you to be associating with him anyway. I mean, you do know what the says about the likes of common, unwashed, unrepentant sinners!"

Perhaps you should give me another chance Mrs. White, God gave Jonah another chance, He gave Samson, and He can give phucker67 a chance again too.

Psalm 86:15

15 xBut thou, O Lord, art a God full of compassion, and gracious,
Longsuffering, and gplenteous in mercy and truth.

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Did I mention yet I think you're the loveliest female of this forum? Those cheeks of yours bloom in the Buffalo air.

[BrotherLarry]

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Look buddy. That’s my inheritance um I meant granny. I will pray against you and you don’t want that.

And to clarify I am doing this mission from Maui. So those True Christians interested grab your tickets and yes Joanna your boys are welcome. They could stay in my suite. Give my love to my little Hannah.

[upchucker67]

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Look buddy. That’s my inheritance um I meant granny. I will pray against you and you don’t want that.

Oh no sir, that won't be necessary - she's all yours. As breadwinner of the Hucker household, I don't need to depend on naive old biddies the kindness of the elderly.

[Isabella White]

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Perhaps you should give me another chance Mrs. White, God gave Jonah another chance, He gave Samson, and He can give phucker67 a chance again too.

Psalm 86:15

15 xBut thou, O Lord, art a God full of compassion, and gracious,
Longsuffering, and gplenteous in mercy and truth.

Did I mention yet I think you're the loveliest female of this forum? Those cheeks of yours bloom in the Buffalo air.

Now, now, Mr. Hucker, surely you can accept that I have been giving you as many chances as I can, starting with the warm welcome that I (and so many of the servants of the ) gave to you -- so cheerfully -- when you first arrived on the blessed doorstep of . To refresh your somewhat-limited memory, kindly click here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=117286

And, since that time, you have been encouraged, in one way and another, to listen to the teachings of the , as brought forth by the good people at . Yet, you've managed to rack up a few infraction points and penalties, mainly for flagrant disrespect and mockery of us and our teachings, as given to us by Almighty. I could point to certain examples, but I'm sure we've been down that road enough times as it is.

That having been said, I do hope that you do not think that I am being resentful or too strict, as that is not the case. Goodness, no! I would be more than thrilled if you were to become truly serious in a dedicated relationship with the and , .

Now, then, as for your comment of personal flattery, kindly refer to the photo below. Do I really look as though I am swayed easily by "sweet talk"? And, surely, you must remember the instruction given to you by our darling Brother Larry in his first message to you?!

[upchucker67]

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That having been said, I do hope that you do not think that I am being resentful or too strict, as that is not the case. Goodness, no! I would be more than thrilled if you were to become truly serious in a dedicated relationship with the and , .

Now, then, as for your comment of personal flattery, kindly refer to the photo below. Do I really look as though I am swayed easily by "sweet talk"? And, surely, you must remember the instruction given to you by our darling Brother Larry in his first message to you?!

Yes ma'am, there's no doubt my love for Jesus Christ is true, I just need to apply it in the right way.

John 3:16

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

This verse has been so well-used, it's almost hackneyed to bring it up, yet I find it speaks a universal Truth, and I look to Jesus as my guide and savior.


As to that interesting artistic rendering of you, Mrs. White - there's a sternness, yes. Stern has its place. I still think you have nice cheeks for a gal of your age.