[gamer4Christ]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

I don't know how much this will cost the economy, but I expect it will be worth every penny to be able to tell our grandkids how we survived The Great Toilet-Paper Panic of 2020.

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

China have done a great job fooling us. I pray that we will be raptured any minute.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

China have done a great job fooling us. I pray that we will be raptured any minute.

That is a kind thought, dear, but I think you meant to write "I pray that you will be raptured". I am sorry to say that you, as UnSaved Trash, are condemned to burn.


With very best wishes,
JL-V

[Diesel Stanford]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

That is a kind thought, dear, but I think you meant to write "I pray that you will be raptured". I am sorry to say that you, as UnSaved Trash, are condemned to burn.


With very best wishes,
JL-V

That is what my wife and daughters did, they used this account too and so she is condemned to burn, not me. Like the great Peter Ruckman said, heaven is not made for women, and women are not made for heaven.


But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12


Only God and President Trump can judge me.

[upchucker67]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

That is what my wife and daughters did, they used this account too and so she is condemned to burn, not me. Like the great Peter Ruckman said, heaven is not made for women, and women are not made for heaven.


But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12


Only God and President Trump can judge me.

2 Timothy 2:12 is telling women not to backtalk and dishonor men... what does it have to do about women not being made for Heaven?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 2 Timothy 2:12

2 Timothy 2:12 actually says: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us

[Basilissa]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

2 Timothy 2:12 actually says: If we suffer, we shall also reign with him: if we deny him, he also will deny us

I guess Mr.Combustible is basically agreeing with you, Sister Joanna, and telling us he is denying Jesus.

Getting back on topic: how many dozens of megarolls of toilet paper is enough? Does anyone know? Or do we just keep buying all we can get anytime we get a chance to do so?

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

Greetings!


I myself am not worried about getting any new viruses because I am a Black man and this disease seems to only sicken white people and Chinese people. These are the people who have oppressed the Black man for 400 years. I think it is a punishment sent by Jah to correct injustices.


The world will be very different and much better without white people especially old white men. I will miss the white girls but I also like the Black girls and Jah may not eliminate the Cubans. I like the Cuban girls too but Cuban men have pistols and they like to shoot at Black men. They may have to go too.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

[Prayer Warrior]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

I have a three step solution to solve Corona virus for anyone.

Step 1. Pray


Step 2. If that doesn't work, pray harder


Step 3. If that still doesn't work, good thing you spent so much time getting on the God's good side, because you'll be seeing Him soon.

[Sally Paulson]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

Will it be over by Christmas?

[upchucker67]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

How unironic a Jewish kid would single-handedly create a tracking page to monitor the development of this virus. Typical hypochondriac move.

https://www.democracynow.org/2020/3/13/meet_the_17_year_old_behind?fbclid=IwAR0yyxs7nrKexIYnxxx0A-4MwCWfec2rLomqb9lMbFxTuOSYAHOQD7Kg5cs

[Basilissa]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

I have a three step solution to solve Corona virus for anyone.

Step 1. Pray

Step 2. If that doesn't work, pray harder

Step 3. If that still doesn't work, good thing you spent so much time getting on the God's good side, because you'll be seeing Him soon.

Amen, Brother Prayer Warrior! Praying over a sick person by a gathering of Christian elders is the only sensible way to deal with the disease!

James 5:14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:

Will it be over by Christmas?

I suppose that depends on whether we all do our duty and pray without ceasing (1 Thessalonians 5:17). If it's over soon, that means we've all been praying, if it isn't over soon, that means there are some slackers who haven't been doing their duties!

[James Hutchins]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

I went to FlintMart©( today and loaded up. There were restrictions, only 10 cases per shopper. I was glad I had a bunch of my kids with me. I also got a few boxes of Certified Bible Wipes® to ensure Gods Holy Word™ stays pure.
While at FlintMart© I noticed Pastor Ezekiel up in the office, gazing down upon the masses with his loving steely eyes,ensuring the lines at the checkout went smoothly.

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: MAILBAG: how prepared are you for the Cornavirus?

Greetings!


I myself am not worried about getting any new viruses because I am a Black man and this disease seems to only sicken white people and Chinese people.

because Commies have nothing against you.

These are the people who have oppressed the Black man for 400 years.

Have they? Looking at society, this kind of argument just doesn't make sense to me.

I think it is a punishment sent by Jah to correct injustices.

Who? "Jah"? Wow, how do you even pronounce that?

The world will be very different and much better without white people especially old white men.

So that you can smoke pot all day? Like MLK proofed, all blacks can do is dream.

I will miss the white girls but I also like the Black girls and Jah may not eliminate the Cubans. I like the Cuban girls too but Cuban men have pistols and they like to shoot at Black men. They may have to go too.


Jah Guide!
Trevor

Just thinking about black women makesme wanna puke.