I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

[Uncle Rutherford]

It’s become obvious to me that this is an act of God to punish sinners. The most concentrated hit is in godless New York City. If the people infected were to read The Bible, then perhaps they’d understand why they were punished and turn over a new leaf. Instead of donating food, water, and whatever, why are people not donating a copy of The KJV Bible to each and every ailing person? That would surely do them a world of good in these trying times.

[Basilissa]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

It’s become obvious to me that this is an act of God to punish sinners.

Yes dear - I said that back in February.

The most concentrated hit is in godless New York City.

Yes dear - I predicted that back in March.

Thereby, I predict that God will smite the cities in the US (breeding grounds for liberals) and spare the rural areas (filled with God-fearing, God-obeying, Republican-voting folks). Mark my words!

Instead of donating food, water, and whatever, why are people not donating a copy of The KJV Bible to each and every ailing person? That would surely do them a world of good in these trying times.

Now, this actually is a great idea! We need volunteers to go to these CoronaDemon infested places to do this great work. Unfortunately I can't, I have a terribly busy schedule these days. But I'm sure someone will volunteer?

[handmaiden]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

Yes dear - I said that back in February.

Yes dear - I predicted that back in March.



Now, this actually is a great idea! We need volunteers to go to these CoronaDemon infested places to do this great work. Unfortunately I can't, I have a terribly busy schedule these days. But I'm sure someone will volunteer?

Could we drop the Bibles via plane or drone? As a True Christian(tm) Lady(tm), I am loath to rub grimy elbows with the sort of women who frequent the streets of a city like New York.


Happily, I live in a state with a Republican governor who wants to keep his people safe. We're staying at home because we are so close to President Trump's location that it would be a danger to the integrity of the government itself if we were to go out.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

We need volunteers to go to these CoronaDemon infested places to do this great work. Unfortunately I can't, I have a terribly busy schedule these days. But I'm sure someone will volunteer?

Now that the toilet-paper crisis is over, we can feel more confident about distributing Bibles, safe in the knowledge that they will be put to proper use. My husband and I are still self-isolating from our children (one of whom apparently sneezed the other day) so are unable to help. But I take Mr Rutherford's suggestion as an indication that he volunteers. Thank you, Mr Rutherford!

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

Now that the toilet-paper crisis is over, we can feel more confident about distributing Bibles, safe in the knowledge that they will be put to proper use. My husband and I are still self-isolating from our children (one of whom apparently sneezed the other day) so are unable to help. But I take Mr Rutherford's suggestion as an indication that he volunteers. Thank you, Mr Rutherford!

Oh for sure. I think I still have some hazmat suits from a previous career when I used to install asbestos back in the 70s. Where can I come by to pick up The Bible copies? Just for the record, I am doing this for God and not for any personal gain. I’m excited to see the look on the homely sick New Yorkers when they are handed a Bible. They’ll be grateful for sure.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

Where can I come by to pick up The Bible copies?

No need to go out of your way, we'll get them dropped on you by drone.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

I think we should coordinate with Brother Franklin Graham. He specializes in attacking sin after a natural crisis. After the devastation in Haiti other relief organizations were sending in food and shelter. Brother Graham was more concerned with sex as people were sleeping in the open without security. He went in immediately and preached several sermons against sin.

In keeping with his mission he may well want to preach and distribute our Bibles. He set up a make shift hospital tent in Central Park but was criticized because he believes homers are a sinful lot. I never heard if he allowed any sick homers in his tent or not. I hope not.

Anyway, let's keep Rev. Graham informed as we move forward.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Re: I have an idea on how to fight kung fu Chinese coronavirus.

No need to go out of your way, we'll get them dropped on you by drone.

Understood. I feel that a mission pinned to me by the fine white Christian folk like yourself from Freehold is the highest honor.


Brother Johnny Joe Hold, if you can’t connect with your Brother Graham I am at standby for this mission of God for you all.