[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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The President has. He is demonstrating his determination to help you people by drinking Clorox figuring you would have the intelligence to follow his lead.

My husband says that he was told by a man who heard about it from someone who knows an official who works in The White House that the President is, in fact, taking Clorox in tablet form. I don't know if this is the sort of thing Jafaicans sell on the street? I expect Trevor would know.

The added benefit of Clorox is that if this pandemic is followed by an outbreak of malaria or a plague of lupus, it will cover that too. Truly, God will supply all the President's needs.

Philippians 4:19 - But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

[Isabella White]

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My husband says that he was told by a man who heard about it from someone who knows an official who works in The White House that the President is, in fact, taking Clorox in tablet form. I don't know if this is the sort of thing Jafaicans sell on the street? I expect Trevor would know.

The added benefit of Clorox is that if this pandemic is followed by an outbreak of malaria or a plague of lupus, it will cover that too. Truly, God will supply all the President's needs.

Philippians 4:19 - But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.

Oh, yes, dear Sister Joanna; my, but how this is all so very true, and I do thank you for mentioning it. Goodness, gracious, don't the Ladies of Landover know the benefit of keeping everything so clean? I'm sure that our reputation is known throughout the world. And isn't it wonderful that our -sent President Trump knows what will keep his health as clean as possible, too? Those Clorox Chewables will see him healthy and fit for the next four years of his blessed Presidency -- and beyond!

[Basilissa]

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I do wonder if the fact that Trevor has been absent recently is because he's participating in looting of American cities that is taking place right now?

I pray that God will smite with the Coronavirus all these protesters, looters, and thugs, as well as their families and other people they come in contact with!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I do wonder if the fact that Trevor has been absent recently is because he's participating in looting of American cities that is taking place right now?

Yes. I do worry about Trevor. It would be a shame if he were smitten by the Corvid or the cops prior to his Salvation.

[Basilissa]

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Yes. I do worry about Trevor. It would be a shame if he were smitten by the Corvid or the cops prior to his Salvation.

Indeed. He needs to accept Jesus before he dies from the disease - or from the hands of a cop/ex-cop/any white man standing his ground on the streets.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Indeed. He needs to accept Jesus before he dies from the disease - or from the hands of a cop/ex-cop/any white man standing his ground on the streets.

An open message to Tevor:

Trevor, if you need a color TV or a tight fitting stylish suit with a matching cane, you don't need to break door windows to get them. We can help. Let us know you are OK.

[Isabella White]

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Indeed. He needs to accept Jesus before he dies from the disease - or from the hands of a cop/ex-cop/any white man standing his ground on the streets.

Oh, I wouldn't worry about Mr. Rastafari, dear Sister Basilissa. You know how he likes to go on and on about his love of that marijauana hallucinogenic substance. I'm sure he is OK; although, probably just rather spliffed out of his mind, Dear.

[Isabella White]

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An open message to Tevor:

Trevor, if you need a color TV or a tight fitting stylish suit with a matching cane, you don't need to break door windows to get them. We can help. Let us know you are OK.

Good heaven, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I concur whole-heartedly. If Mr. Rastafari needs a new color TV, then I so hope he will acquire one in a manner which is safe and not illegal. Why, I would be most willing to donate to him the one that's in my den. It works perfectly (although it can be hard to find replacement tubes), and I'm sure that dear Trevor would love such a stylish piece of furniture to enhance his elegant decor.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I want to put a disclaimer up here in case anyone were to accuse me. I may be a Nigra but I follow the law. For years I have called the cops on the hoodlum nigras I see on the streets misbehaving. I would never loot. My alibi is that I have held 43 jobs in my lifetime when the typical godless Nigra could never hold down one.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Good heaven, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold! I concur whole-heartedly. If Mr. Rastafari needs a new color TV, then I so hope he will acquire one in a manner which is safe and not illegal. Why, I would be most willing to donate to him the one that's in my den. It works perfectly (although it can be hard to find replacement tubes), and I'm sure that dear Trevor would love such a stylish piece of furniture to enhance his elegant decor.

Sister White, that looks like a perfect television set for our guy. I'm sure it is analog and is the kind still used in his native Jamaica. It also has a limited number of channels, all the better to reduce temptation.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Sister White, that looks like a perfect television set for our guy. I'm sure it is analog and is the kind still used in his native Jamaica. It also has a limited number of channels, all the better to reduce temptation.

Oh, isn't that just the ideal thing for Trevor! He'll be able to take it back to Jamaica with him when the President abolishes all Funding for Foreigners programs at the less exclusive universities, and it will be big enough to serve as quite a desirable shanty-town house.

[Uncle Rutherford]

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I would hope a donation to the LBC would be required for Trevor to receive that television set. I also would hope it doesn’t encourage Trevor to rely on handouts. It starts with a tv, then eventually welfare checks. I know the LBC wouldn’t let that happen though and perhaps Trevor is smarter than he appears .

I would also advise caution as it appears the typical Nigra is five times more likely to carry the kung fu virus. I know I’m immune though because I follow God’s word. Just wanted to throw this out there just as a precaution. I have studied the typical nigra extensively and they are an off sub-breed.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I would hope a donation to the LBC would be required for Trevor to receive that television set.

As a general rule, the Pastors are scrupulous about such matters and do not accept funds from the UnSaved.

I also would hope it doesn’t encourage Trevor to rely on handouts. It starts with a tv, then eventually welfare checks.

I fear that ship has not just sailed but is even now circling the oceans, searching in vain for a port that will allow it to dock.

... perhaps Trevor is smarter than he appears .

When it comes to state funding for seemingly endless and varied college courses, from law to medicine to accountancy to negroid feminist theory, he seems to be quite the genius. Nevertheless, many of us feel a certain optimism about Trevor's immortal soul, and if a free TV helps then so much the better. I am sure that anything provided by Sister Isabella is permanently tuned to only the most righteous stations. And, as Proverbs 24:6 tells us, by wise counsel thou shalt make thy war: and in multitude of counsellors there is safety.

[Isabella White]

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Sister White, that looks like a perfect television set for our guy. I'm sure it is analog and is the kind still used in his native Jamaica. It also has a limited number of channels, all the better to reduce temptation.

Oh, yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold, this is so true. Mind you, the only drawback to this lovely TV set being in Jamaica is that it probably won't be able to pick up the transmission signal from our beloved Fox News channels.

Oh, isn't that just the ideal thing for Trevor! He'll be able to take it back to Jamaica with him when the President abolishes all Funding for Foreigners programs at the less exclusive universities, and it will be big enough to serve as quite a desirable shanty-town house.

Oh, my; yes, indeed, dear Sister Joanna. And I am sure that there will be more than enough room to house Mr. Rastafari's considerable wardrobe, too!

I would hope a donation to the LBC would be required for Trevor to receive that television set. I also would hope it doesn’t encourage Trevor to rely on handouts. It starts with a tv, then eventually welfare checks. I know the LBC wouldn’t let that happen though and perhaps Trevor is smarter than he appears .

Oh, I shouldn't worry, dear Mr. Rutherford. Mr. Rastafari often comes to to rant share interesting information, and I think we can trust him with my television set. Why, as a token of trust and goodwill, I am even willing to throw in some good, decent LP records that he can enjoy on the record player component of this deluxe, high-fidelity, stereophonic, luxury item. I'm sure he would get great encouragement from listening to my precious George Beverly Shea and Pat Boone albums!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I'm sure he would get great encouragement from listening to my precious George Beverly Shea and Pat Boone albums!

So generous, Sister! We have duplicates of all the early Roper Crossburn albums on vinyl - it was typical of this magnificent musician that he persisted with vinyl so as to not force his fans into accepting the demonic audio-cassette or "CD" music. My husband and I would be happy to add them to the gift.