COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

[WWJDnow]

I can't reveal my sources on this, but I am pleased to report that the military will begin distributing the new coronavirus vaccine on Wednesday, November 4. In what can only be described as a miracle from God, all of the vaccines currently being tested will report positive results and be approved by the FDA on the same day. Of course, we may not need the vaccine at all, because many people say the virus will go away in November as the weather gets colder. Many wonderful people.

So anyone thinking about voting for Sleepy Joe because they are under the mistaken impression that President Trump has done nothing to protect us, think again.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

On Nov. 4, Sleepy Joe will appear without a mask. He will explain he never believed in those ugly things but wore them during the campaign for political purposes. Same with Nancy and Schumie.

[Phony Tony Fauci]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

I think you might find this video of a discussion I had with my boss, Francis Collins, about the timing of a COVID vaccine. I think you'd all like Francis a lot--in addition to being a first rate scientist, he's also an evangelical Christian.

I know we'd all like to have a vaccine quickly, but this process is going to take many months.

[Basilissa]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

in addition to being a first rate scientist, he's also an evangelical Christian.

I did not click on the video because of that oxymormon you wrote.

A "first rate scientist" follows evidence, not faith.

An "evangelical Christian" believes in God and the Bible, not in science.

See the contradiction?

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

An "evangelical Christian" believes in God and the Bible, not in science.

See the contradiction?

I wonder who Dr Collins is evangelizing for this week? From a 2006 interview

I’m a serious Christian. I take my faith seriously ... I’ve been a Methodist, I’ve been a Baptist, I’ve been a Presbyterian, I’ve been an Episcopalian.

[Basilissa]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

I can't reveal my sources on this, but I am pleased to report that the military will begin distributing the new coronavirus vaccine on Wednesday, November 4.

It's been 24 hours and I haven't been contacted to receive mine yet.

I wonder who Dr Collins is evangelizing for this week? From a 2006 interview

I guess that's what they call a cherry picker.

[WWJDnow]

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It's been 24 hours and I haven't been contacted to receive mine yet.
I guess that's what they call a cherry picker.

There might be a few minor delays. I'm sure the President will fix them, but right now his full attention is devoted to issues of electoral integrity.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

I think you might find this video of a discussion I had with my boss, Francis Collins, about the timing of a COVID vaccine. I think you'd all like Francis a lot--in addition to being a first rate scientist, he's also an evangelical Christian.

I know we'd all like to have a vaccine quickly, but this process is going to take many months.

Yo Fauci, whats with the mask? Or did you test negative with your phony PCR test? Is it true that you funded the Wuhan lab in China?

[handmaiden]

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Why do we need a vaccine for a mild ailment that was overhyped just to cause trouble for Republicans?

Seriously, did anyone important actually die from it?

[Basilissa]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

Based on the content (I'm using this word as a hyperbole) of cable news since Tuesday, the coronavirus hoax is really over.

[Unfalsifiable]

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I am personally Anti-Vax. I've remained as healthy as all the people around me who vaccinate for everything. Put that in your science experiment.



Is there a different stance on vaccinations in freehold? Does Pastor Ezekiel get vaccinated?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: COVID Vaccine Set for Distribution on November 4

I am personally Anti-Vax. I've remained as healthy as all the people around me who vaccinate for everything. Put that in your science experiment.



Is there a different stance on vaccinations in freehold? Does Pastor Ezekiel get vaccinated?

I'm not from Freehold, but if you know what the Bible says, you know what their policy is there in that holiest of cities. "What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?" (1 Corinthians 6:19). Germ THEORY has no Biblical support whatsoever and so there can be no justification for injecting these mystery DRUGS that scientists call "vaccines" into your bloodstream. Do you want to get microchipped (Revelation 13:18)? Because that's how you get microchipped.

"I'm not somebody who goes to church on a regular basis." - Bill Gates