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BY PASTOR ZEKE IN 1997
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THIS WAS WHAT I WAS WEARING:
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THIS WAS WHAT I WAS WEARING:
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1 Corinthians 11:3
But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God. -
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Friend, that simply is not possible.Originally posted by Tinybrain View Post
The kind and gentle Pastor is barely 29 years old today. He would of been nine when this alleged rape occurred. I have it on good authority his testicles had not fully descended until he was eleven due to the binding his father used.
You know, God sees when you are lying and it displeases him when you are naught and not nice.
The fact that you are a whore is your own fault. Al you people want to be raped. I am surprised you do not have callouses on your ankles that are shaped like you ears.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Poor Pastor Zeke, always the obsession of young sinners. I don't know how he maintains such a sweet disposition in the face of all this fame and fandom. He really is an amazing example of the Living Christ on Earth (Galatians 2:20).Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: I WAS RAPED
Is there no end to the shame you heap upon your father, you slattern!
Go and beg him to find you a proper husband who will forgive your slack hymen and flapping gums. Only impregnation with a soldier from Christ has a chance of saving you now.
1 Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
Proverbs 7:10 And, behold, there met him a woman with the attire of an harlot, and subtil of heart.
You seriously think Pastor Zeke would fall for a woman with your wiles? I assure you that Pastor Zeke can withstand the filthy approach of any woman!sigpic
Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?
Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
The truth about volcanos
Sex and debauchery in public schools
Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.Comment
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Re: I WAS RAPED
Honestly, Sister, with the gauche pastiche of passé pastels you were sporting, I'm doubtful that you got any GODLY man to fix a gaze on you, let alone LUST after you.Originally posted by Tinybrain View Post
Two references you should find essential on your sure-to-be-tourtured path of spiritual improvement:
The King James Bible
J-Crew Online
If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. – John 8:36 Comment
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You should get away from talking about fashion. I mean this in the most Christian-like manner, but don't go around talking about fashion, since you are trying to pray the gay away. Nice reference though, to the KJV Bible!Originally posted by Straight 4 His Love View PostHonestly, Sister, with the gauche pastiche of passé pastels you were sporting, I'm doubtful that you got any GODLY man to fix a gaze on you, let alone LUST after you.
Two references you should find essential on your sure-to-be-tourtured path of spiritual improvement:
The King James Bible
J-Crew Online
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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You do make a good point, Sister–though I sincerely feel that her color combination was downright UNHOLY.
It has this awful, vaguely hippy-ish vibe... 
But the lashes of the Lord's word should be a stern enough rebuke for her behavior. To wit:
Revelation 21:8 – But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Better come clean Miss! They don't make SPF 16 Billion Sunblock for Hell, after all! If the Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed. – John 8:36 Comment
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What she needs is a good spanking! A nice hard, leather back KJV 1611 Bible would do the job, by a nice, strong manly Christian sir. Not a weak woman like myself.Originally posted by Straight 4 His Love View PostYou do make a good point, Sister–though I sincerely feel that her color combination was downright UNHOLY. It has this awful, vaguely hippy-ish vibe...
But the lashes of the Lord's word should be a stern enough rebuke for her behavior. To wit:
Revelation 21:8 – But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Better come clean Miss! They don't make SPF 16 Billion Sunblock for Hell, after all!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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Language, Sir, please. While I am sure the trollop is deserving of those foreign insults, some of the ladyfolk here might faint or get the vapours from such caustic venom.Originally posted by Straight 4 His Love View PostHonestly, Sister, with the censored censored of censored censored you were sporting, I'm doubtful that you got any GODLY man to fix a gaze on you, let alone LUST after you.Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.Comment
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Could it be Pasto Zeke's father, Ezekiel Flint, Sr., whom this young slattern is accusing of rape? Old Zeke Sr. was nothing if not a vigorous man!WARNING:
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Wasn't his name 'Lamentations'?Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
You know, Pastor Zeke could clear this thing up, if only he'd come into this thread.sigpic
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I thought it was Obadiah. But maybe it was all three?Originally posted by Jim Farmer View PostVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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