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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12997

    #16
    Re: Hi everyone

    Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post
    I think it would be nice for someone of your church or your community to visit and help for a week or so in here (at summer some brother from the US come to bring some aid to the communities like bringing dentists and doctors and preaching the gospel at the same time), you guys would be most welcome!
    Why should be bringing doctors and such? God gives illnesses to people at His will, often to people whom He hates:

    Deuteronomy 7:15 -And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all [them] that hate thee.


    Therefore, doctors are wrong trying to undo what God does!

    The only kind of healing we approve of in our church is faith healing:

    Jeremiah 33:6 Behold, I will bring it health and cure, and I will cure them, and will reveal unto them the abundance of peace and truth.


    James 5:14-16
    14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
    15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.

    16 Confess [your] faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

    Why would any Christian want help from a doctor, is just beyond my understanding! Are you sure these people who brought doctors were Christian, dear? I'm afraid these people were some of the false Christians, you know, the ones who don't really read the entire Word of God, just chose a few verses that they like and follow them, and at the same time reject the rest of the Holy Scripture. You really don't want such folks as your friends, dear!
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Basilissa
      South of the Border outreach program
      True Christian™
       
      • Mar 2013
      • 12997

      #17
      Re: Hi everyone

      Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post
      I find hard to despise people that are blinded to the truth... I can only pray that God may have mercy on them one day.
      Oh, most probably, He won't. God enjoys clouding people's judgement and sending them to damnation:

      2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
      11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:
      12 That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.

      There is no excuse to avoid hell...
      I know, right? All the little children who died unbaptized rightfully deserve the eternal suffering in Hell!
      God created fossils to test our faith.

      * * *

      My favorite LBC sermons:
      True Christians are Perfect!
      True Christian™ Love.
      Salvation™ made Easy!
      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
      God HATES Rational Thinking!
      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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      • Des
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2013
        • 2718

        #18
        Re: Hi everyone

        Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post

        but I think it would be nice for someone of your church or your community to visit and help for a week or so in here (at summer some brother from the US come to bring some aid to the communities like bringing dentists and doctors and preaching the gospel at the same time), you guys would be most welcome!
        Ohhhhh! I would like to, but the last time I took my yacht down there everything smelled funny and hardly anyone spoke English. I also made the mistake of giving a kid a penny which is apparently the equivalent of a million dollars there. Within seconds I was mobbed by dirty, smelly kids yelling and begging while soiling my Armani with their grubby fingers. I had to fling a handful of change into traffic to get rid of them, then had my silk shirt & tie ruined when they were splashed with the blood of one of them that was hit by a taxi.

        No, my overall experience in Mexico was less than satisfactory.
        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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        • Obara Sands
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Nov 2014
          • 15

          #19
          Re: Hi everyone

          Originally posted by Des View Post
          Ohhhhh! I would like to, but the last time I took my yacht down there everything smelled funny and hardly anyone spoke English. I also made the mistake of giving a kid a penny which is apparently the equivalent of a million dollars there. Within seconds I was mobbed by dirty, smelly kids yelling and begging while soiling my Armani with their grubby fingers. I had to fling a handful of change into traffic to get rid of them, then had my silk shirt & tie ruined when they were splashed with the blood of one of them that was hit by a taxi.

          No, my overall experience in Mexico was less than satisfactory.
          Going as a tourist is different than going as going to do what God commanded us to do (plus, acting that way is not a very pious way to let people now the truth of Jesus) . there is a lot of people that doesn't speak english... it is true... but also you wouldn't have to speak without translators, that is the way we work around here....
          So choosing to preach the gospel is to be close to the people (not caring for their smell or so, but caring for them to learn about who Jesus is [there are still some communities around the zone that haven't even heard the name Jesus]).

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #20
            Re: Hi everyone

            Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post
            Going as a tourist is different than going as going to do what God commanded us to do (plus, acting that way is not a very pious way to let people now the truth of Jesus) . there is a lot of people that doesn't speak english... it is true... but also you wouldn't have to speak without translators, that is the way we work around here....
            So choosing to preach the gospel is to be close to the people (not caring for their smell or so, but caring for them to learn about who Jesus is [there are still some communities around the zone that haven't even heard the name Jesus]).
            Can I get a translator here? I think this lady must be a hair-lipped gypsy or something. I can't make out what it's trying to say.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Jerk Wanker
              Unsaved trash, godmocking abo
              • Nov 2013
              • 27

              #21
              Re: Hi everyone

              Run while you can they are CRAZY!

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              • Basilissa
                South of the Border outreach program
                True Christian™
                 
                • Mar 2013
                • 12997

                #22
                Re: Hi everyone

                Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post
                Going as a tourist is different than going as going to do what God commanded us to do (plus, acting that way is not a very pious way to let people now the truth of Jesus) . there is a lot of people that doesn't speak english... it is true... but also you wouldn't have to speak without translators, that is the way we work around here....
                So choosing to preach the gospel is to be close to the people (not caring for their smell or so, but caring for them to learn about who Jesus is [there are still some communities around the zone that haven't even heard the name Jesus]).
                Oh, don't feel too bad for them. This is how Jesus decided it to be in the first place:

                Matthew 7:14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

                Apparently, Jesus doesn't want Heaven to be too crowded. He'll find a way to send most humanity to Hell one way or the other.
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Obara Sands
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Nov 2014
                  • 15

                  #23
                  Re: Hi everyone

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Can I get a translator here? I think this lady must be a hair-lipped gypsy or something. I can't make out what it's trying to say.
                  Feel free to tell me what was your confusion, I'm not that good to translate my thoughts in english as I would want... but I'll try to elaborate in a way it is understandable.

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #24
                    Re: Hi everyone

                    Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post
                    Feel free to tell me what was your confusion, I'm not that good to translate my thoughts in english as I would want... but I'll try to elaborate in a way it is understandable.
                    What the deuce? I have no idea what you are blathering on about...you're so incomprehensible that I'm not even quite sure if a rebuking is in order. I knew I should have taken that "Retard as a Second Language" class...

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12997

                      #25
                      Re: Hi everyone

                      Originally posted by Obara Sands View Post
                      Feel free to tell me what was your confusion, I'm not that good to translate my thoughts in english as I would want... but I'll try to elaborate in a way it is understandable.
                      For every thought you might have, there should be an appropriate Bible verse to quote. Just cite and we all will be able to understand you perfectly.
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                      Comment

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