A Modest and Humble Greeting

[Elizabeth Johnson]

Greetings and God bless you.
My name is Elizabeth Johnson. I am happily married to Mr. Mark Johnson, who has given me his permission to post on this forum. We have six children, all boys.
I surrendered my life to Jesus at the age of seven after seeing one of my classmates die without being saved and went to Hell. My favorite Bible verse is 1 Timothy 2:15.
I hope to worship with all of you!
Humbly yours,
Elizabeth Johnson

[VictoryOS]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Mark Johnson. How wonderful it is that the Good Lord saw fit to give you six sons! Praise Him!

It's confusing that you have the same name as a prominent member of our Church. Is there a nickname you can use instead for the sake of clarity here in the forums?

[Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

Pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Mark Johnson. How wonderful it is that the Good Lord saw fit to give you six sons! Praise Him!

It's confusing that you have the same name as a prominent member of our Church. Is there a nickname you can use instead for the sake of clarity here in the forums?

Hello, Ms. VictoryOS.
In order to assist with clarity, everyone may call me Mrs. Mark Johnson or Eliza so that I am not confused with the prominent member of your Church that I have the same name as.
Praise Him!

[Jim Farmer]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

Errr ummmm. Mrs Elizabeth Johnson's husband is also named 'Mark'. This is getting most confusing.

[Basilissa]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

Errr ummmm. Mrs Elizabeth Johnson's husband is also named 'Mark'. This is getting most confusing.

I hope this isn't one of these darned identity thieves!

[VictoryOS]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

Goodness, that thought hadn't even crossed my mind! If that's the case, Jesus and the Pastors will have it all sorted out soon.

[Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

I hope this isn't one of these darned identity thieves!

I must assure you that I am no identity thief, and that this whole mix-up is simply an inconvenient coincidence. I do apologize for any confusion it has caused!

[Alvin Moss]

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Well then, Elizabeth, now that the confusion is cleared up, why don't you tell us about your march with Jesus?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

Hello,

My dear sweet Sister Basilissa notified me of this. I am the original Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson, happily married to Mark Johnson. I love your favorite verse dear, I'm pregnant with my first child, and I'm praying that it will be a son. However, if you are trying to confuse the good people here with me, I'd be quite cross, as well as Jesus. Therefore, I give you a cautious welcome.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson

[Jim Farmer]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

We could always call the new one - Old Mrs Johnson, or Grandma Johnson. What do you think, young Mrs Johnson?

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: A Modest and Humble Greeting

We could always call the new one - Old Mrs Johnson, or Grandma Johnson. What do you think, young Mrs Johnson?

That sounds lovely to me, and my husband, who I consulted, agrees. Thank you for helping me, a foolish woman, sort this little matter out!