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    Brown Bread

    In searching for a new favorite Bible verse, as my original one was mysteriously removed, I came across THIS...!!!??

    Ezekiel 4:12
    And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

    I'm gonna puke.
    What is happening here?
    Do I have to eat this to be a True Christian?
    What about this "in their sight" stuff? Do you really need to watch?
    Mark 13:22
    “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”
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  • #2
    Re: Brown Bread

    Originally posted by alooney1 View Post
    In searching for a new favorite Bible verse, as my original one was mysteriously removed, I came across THIS...!!!??

    Ezekiel 4:12
    And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

    I'm gonna puke.
    What is happening here?
    Do I have to eat this to be a True Christian?
    What about this "in their sight" stuff? Do you really need to watch?
    Old news is no news.

    Thank you for caring, though.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #3
      Re: Brown Bread

      Originally posted by alooney1 View Post
      Do I have to eat this to be a True Christian?
      You're confused, dear. Do you know who Christ was, or what it means to be a Christian?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #4
        Re: Brown Bread

        Originally posted by alooney1 View Post
        In searching for a new favorite Bible verse, as my original one was mysteriously removed, I came across THIS...!!!??

        Ezekiel 4:12
        And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.

        I'm gonna puke.
        What is happening here?
        Do I have to eat this to be a True Christian?
        What about this "in their sight" stuff? Do you really need to watch?
        Don't knock it till you've tried it!

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        • #5
          Re: Brown Bread

          I don't see what the big deal is. Dried dung is excellent fuel. I'm heating my house with it, despite my neighbors' asinine complaints about "particulate emissions."

          You burn dung and some I'd it's going to wind up in the air. Big deal.
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