Retarded Aspergian Knight

[Regis Alexandrus]

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Salvetes fraters et sorors en Christus meus. Nomine mei est Regis Alexandrus. Ego sum esquire Vaticane. Ego sum paro tallo pro fide en Christus meus et pro virgo innocens buella. Nomine eia est Iennifer, eia est femina alba.

In English, that translates into "Hello my brothers and sisters in Christ. My name is Royce Alexander. I am a knight of the Vatican. I am ready to die for my faith in Christ and for a beautiful and innocent virgin. Her name is Jennifer. She is the white lady.

My favorite Chapters of Scripture are Proverbs 5 and 15; Psalm 10; Matthew 10, 24, and 25; Luke 5, 6, and 7; John 12, 13, and 14; Romans 12; Colossians 1 and 2; 1 Corinthians 4, 10, and 11; 2 Peter 2; and Revelations 8, 12, 13, 19, 20, 21, and 22.

I am a third-degree Knight of Columbus and I am an aspergian male who is waiting for Christ to return and I am waiting to reunite with my future wife, a skinny ginger aspergian girl who may have an extra chromosome of Trisomy-21. I took a short bus to school a few times and I was in Special Education in seventh-grade.

[Basilissa]

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Salvetes fraters et sorors en Christus meus. Nomine mei est Regis Alexandrus. Ego sum esquire Vaticane. Ego sum paro tallo pro fide en Christus meus et pro virgo innocens buella. Nomine eia est Iennifer, eia est femina alba.

In English, that translates into "Hello my brothers and sisters in Christ. My name is Royce Alexander. I am a knight of the Vatican. I am ready to die for my faith in Christ and for a beautiful and innocent virgin. Her name is Jennifer. She is the white lady.

My favorite Chapters of Scripture are Proverbs 5 and 15; Psalm 10; Matthew 10, 24, and 25; Luke 5, 6, and 7; John 12, 13, and 14; Romans 12; Colossians 1 and 2; 1 Corinthians 4, 10, and 11; 2 Peter 2; and Revelations 8, 12, 13, 19, 20, 21, and 22.

I am a third-degree Knight of Columbus and I am an aspergian male who is waiting for Christ to return and I am waiting to reunite with my future wife, a skinny ginger aspergian girl who may have an extra chromosome of Trisomy-21. I took a short bus to school a few times and I was in Special Education in seventh-grade.

Hi sweetie, the next time, before you try to write in Latin, you should learn about grammatical cases.

Also, some (if not most) of your vocabulary is a bit off - for example, "buella" is not a word in Latin, "pulchra" (or "pulchrae" in the dative case) is.

Welcome anyway. Just please don't butcher Latin, it's such a pretty language.

[Elmer G. White]

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Hi sweetie, the next time, before you try to write in Latin, you should learn about grammatical cases.

Also, some of your vocabulary is a bit off - for example, "buella" is not a word in Latin, "pulchra" (or "pulchrae" in the dative case) is.

Welcome anyway. Just please don't butcher Latin, it's such a pretty language.

Dear Sister,

I surmise this sinner was not actually writing Latin but using the conlang Latino Sine Flexione invented by the Italian papist Giuseppe Peano. It is like Esperanto or Interlingua, intended to be used by those incapable of learning American but it has turned out that even these conlangs are impossible obstacles for the retarded.

Romans 1:30
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents...

However, if we exclude the idle boasting, this person is just like all Unsaved. There is potential, there is the random chance for Salvation. I'm just hoping the Basileos Aleksandros has now exhausted his conlang repertoire and we can go on educating him in American instead of Klingon.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

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Dear Sister,

I surmise this sinner was not actually writing Latin but using the conlang Latino Sine Flexione invented by the Italian papist Giuseppe Peano. It is like Esperanto or Interlingua, intended to be used by those incapable of learning American but it has turned out that even these conlangs are impossible obstacles for the retarded.

Romans 1:30
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents...

However, if we exclude the idle boasting, this person is just like all Unsaved. There is potential, there is the random chance for Salvation. I'm just hoping the Basileos Aleksandros has now exhausted his conlang repertoire and we can go on educating him in American instead of Klingon.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Oh...

so it's like "International English," but even worse? What a corruption of the beautiful language of Horace and Virgil!

[Elmer G. White]

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Oh...

so it's like "International English," but even worse? What a corruption of the beautiful language of Horace and Virgil!

Yes, it is the ultimate vulgar Latin with the colloquial meaning of the word vulgar...

Hosea 9:9
They have deeply corrupted themselves, as in the days of Gibeah: therefore he will remember their iniquity, he will visit their sins.

It is the same what the Swedish language did to beautiful Old Norse, what Italian did centuries earlier to Latin, what Hindi did to eloquent Sanskrit, what Mandarin did to Classical Chinese, what Bulgarian did to Old Church Slavonic, what Dhimotiki did to Biblical Koine, what Dutch did to Wulfila's Gothic (not the travesty of Gothic that the EMU girls do as a Satanic hobby), what Afrikaans did to the already corrupted Dutch and Danish to the twisted Swedish; and what the sinners and UK citizens are doing to American all over the world. Corrupting a perfectly good language for retarded use. Jesus weeps.



Once in Heaven, only American will be heard. Sweet will be the voices in the Heavenly isle calling! In Paradise, in Heaven's home that no sinner can discover, where the leaves fall not, land of True Christians(tm) for ever!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Basilissa]

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Yes, it is the ultimate vulgar Latin with the colloquial meaning of the word vulgar...

Hosea 9:9
They have deeply corrupted themselves, as in the days of Gibeah: therefore he will remember their iniquity, he will visit their sins.

It is the same what the Swedish language did to beautiful Old Norse, what Italian did centuries earlier to Latin, what Hindi did to eloquent Sanskrit, what Mandarin did to Classical Chinese, what Bulgarian did to Old Church Slavonic, what Dhimotiki did to Biblical Koine, what Dutch did to Wulfila's Gothic (not the travesty of Gothic that the EMU girls do as a Satanic hobby), what Afrikaans did to the already corrupted Dutch and Danish to the twisted Swedish; and what the sinners and UK citizens are doing to American all over the world. Corrupting a perfectly good language for retarded use. Jesus weeps.



Once in Heaven, only American will be heard. Sweet will be the voices in the Heavenly isle calling! In Paradise, in Heaven's home that no sinner can discover, where the leaves fall not, land of True Christians™ for ever!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Pidgins, the ultimate doom of every language. Except for American, that is, which has only been perfected and elevated by contacts with other languages.

I'm so glad that we aren't stuck with this atrocity:

Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum;
Si þin nama gehalgod
to becume þin rice
gewurþe ðin willa
on eorðan swa swa on heofonum.
urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todæg
and forgyf us ure gyltas
swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum
and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge
ac alys us of yfele soþlice

Source.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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I surmise this sinner was not actually writing Latin but using the conlang Latino Sine Flexione invented by the Italian papist Giuseppe Peano.

It would be surprising, though, if Peano had included Spanish prepositions and entirely made-up words in his œuvre. And do please remember, Royce dear, that when writing without case, word order becomes crucial: that "Christus meus" is just plain confusing, given your helpful translation.

When I require an artificially constructed language, I much prefer Volapük. It is a little more complicated to learn, but I think you will find it worth the extra effort.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Ego sum esquire Vaticane.

Salve, amice. Ego sum Japoniae Imperator.

[Alvin Moss]

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Salvetes fraters et sorors en Christus meus. Nomine mei est Regis Alexandrus. Ego sum esquire Vaticane. Ego sum paro tallo pro fide en Christus meus et pro virgo innocens buella. Nomine eia est Iennifer, eia est femina alba.

In English, that translates into "Hello my brothers and sisters in Christ. My name is Royce Alexander. I am a knight of the Vatican. I am ready to die for my faith in Christ and for a beautiful and innocent virgin. Her name is Jennifer. She is the white lady.

My favorite Chapters of Scripture are Proverbs 5 and 15; Psalm 10; Matthew 10, 24, and 25; Luke 5, 6, and 7; John 12, 13, and 14; Romans 12; Colossians 1 and 2; 1 Corinthians 4, 10, and 11; 2 Peter 2; and Revelations 8, 12, 13, 19, 20, 21, and 22.

I am a third-degree Knight of Columbus and I am an aspergian male who is waiting for Christ to return and I am waiting to reunite with my future wife, a skinny ginger aspergian girl who may have an extra chromosome of Trisomy-21. I took a short bus to school a few times and I was in Special Education in seventh-grade.

Look here, swami, don't be coming around here spouting off that pig latin. We don't hold with the language of them that killed Jesus up on Golgotha. You can pretend you are a Christian all you want, but you are an idol worshipper. God hates you and all Romans. You will go to Hell if you don't get right with Jesus.

[Faith_Machine]

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I don't understand anything that has been said here, but I welcome you, Regis. I've never met a knight before. Do you have a sword and ride around on a horse?

[James Hutchins]

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Ugh. One of the many reasons I love Christianity is that God readily identifies bad people, like retards and assbergians.

Friend, if Jesus wanted you, he would of made you normal and not some Hellish freak.

Welcome and Happy Jesus Birthday, the holiest of times (other than Easter, when the joos murdered Him)

[SayvedByTheLord]

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You are a classic example of why we should have nuked Japan out of existence when the opportunity was there.

Jesus forgave us for that mistake however.

YIC,
Sayved

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Salvetes fraters et sorors en Christus meus. Nomine mei est Regis Alexandrus. Ego sum esquire Vaticane. Ego sum paro tallo pro fide en Christus meus et pro virgo innocens buella. Nomine eia est Iennifer, eia est femina alba.

In English, that translates into "Hello my brothers and sisters in Christ. My name is Royce Alexander. I am a knight of the Vatican. I am ready to die for my faith in Christ and for a beautiful and innocent virgin. Her name is Jennifer. She is the white lady.

My favorite Chapters of Scripture are Proverbs 5 and 15; Psalm 10; Matthew 10, 24, and 25; Luke 5, 6, and 7; John 12, 13, and 14; Romans 12; Colossians 1 and 2; 1 Corinthians 4, 10, and 11; 2 Peter 2; and Revelations 8, 12, 13, 19, 20, 21, and 22.

I am a third-degree Knight of Columbus and I am an aspergian male who is waiting for Christ to return and I am waiting to reunite with my future wife, a skinny ginger aspergian girl who may have an extra chromosome of Trisomy-21. I took a short bus to school a few times and I was in Special Education in seventh-grade.