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[retarded foreign lezbean]

Hello!

i don't like to go by my real name as i find it too embarrassing. i would like to be called Sonia.
i am 17 (yes, pretty young, but life forced me to mature prematurely) and have many mental disorders.
i mainly like to spread hope. it's a beautiful thing, hope! sure, i may have delusions when it comes to hope, but there is a grain of truth in this:
i believe hope is contagious.
we must have hope in each other! hope in the world's people! hope in earth and hope in the LORD! we must have hope, spread hope far and wide! i live for hope!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Hello!

i don't like to go by my real name as i find it too embarrassing. i would like to be called Sonia.
i am 17 (yes, pretty young, but life forced me to mature prematurely) and have many mental disorders.
i mainly like to spread hope. it's a beautiful thing, hope! sure, i may have delusions when it comes to hope, but there is a grain of truth in this:
i believe hope is contagious.
we must have hope in each other! hope in the world's people! hope in earth and hope in the LORD! we must have hope, spread hope far and wide! i live for hope!

Young lady, I would do you the world of good to simply embrace the sweet, sweet conditional love of Jesus.

As a mental health profession it would be unethical of me to engage you too much but have you ever thought about seeking pastoral care for your mentalism?

YIC

[retarded foreign lezbean]

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Young lady, I would do you the world of good to simply embrace the sweet, sweet conditional love of Jesus.

As a mental health profession it would be unethical of me to engage you too much but have you ever thought about seeking pastoral care for your mentalism?

YIC

and i hope to embrace Jesus in the best way i can! for the LORD is loving, and i wish for nothing but love and hope to be spread!

as for my mental disorders, i have been hospitalized and have gone through (and am still going through) counseling, as well as local pastoral care. i've known my pastor since i was Christened as a baby. Dr. Moebes takes great care of me. i am living independently now, which is a stride forward that i am proud of!

thank you for your concern!

[Jim Farmer]

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Greetings Sonia. So we know you're a muff diver and are possessed by demons. It is good that you have hope. But it's not enough to just have hope - you have to act on it on that hope for anything to come of it. May I suggest a good old-fashioned exorcism? Our pastors excel in that department.

At 17, it's important that they cure you of your perversions so that you can bear soldiers for Christ as God commands - Genesis 1:28. You don't want to be left on the shelf and go to Hell, do you?

[retarded foreign lezbean]

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Greetings Sonia. So we know you're a muff diver and are possessed by demons. It is good that you have hope. But it's not enough to just have hope - you have to act on it on that hope for anything to come of it. May I suggest a good old-fashioned exorcism? Our pastors excel in that department.

At 17, it's important that they cure you of your perversions so that you can bear soldiers for Christ as God commands - Genesis 1:28. You don't want to be left on the shelf and go to Hell, do you?

muff diver? :? as for exorcisms, i've never had one performed on me, but i have witnessed quite a few! it's extraordinary! (though my job was normally just fastening restraints. my physical strength is embarrassingly high... ;_; )

and i'm undergoing several cures now, medicinal and therapeutic. so far my social anxiety has decreased and inattentiveness as of today is at its all-time low! i'm celebrating with sweets, not too indulgent, as well as creating fictional characters (i use this for milestone records-- i notice i write differently with each one! i wanna make a story after i am completely cured.)

as for going to Hell, i would never dream of going somewhere like that! i want to sit at the right hand of the LORD. i abhor hot places like hell (especially Disneyworld in June! the lines! the heat! i had to be taken to the ER due to exhaustion. it was awful!)

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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my physical strength is embarrassingly high

It's quite common for rug-munchers to be over-muscular, or so I'm told. But once you have prayed away the demons, you should return to a more normal state. Remember, no man wants a wife who can push him around. And it's so much easier to comply with Ephesians 5:22 if you are a dainty woman.

and i'm undergoing several cures now, medicinal and therapeutic

You might want to check with your doctors that you're not getting too much testosterone in those secular drugs. A woman in a village near here had that happen. She died.

But welcome, dear. Where do you go to church?

[Basilissa]

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and i hope to embrace Jesus in the best way i can! for the LORD is loving, and i wish for nothing but love and hope to be spread!

Uh... whatever heathen religion you're trying to sell us, dear, it's not going to work. The Only True God is Merciless and Vengeful (Psalms 94:1).

as for my mental disorders, i have been hospitalized and have gone through (and am still going through) counseling, as well as local pastoral care.

What did your ancestors do that God hates you so much (Exodus 34:7)?

i've known my pastor since i was Christened as a baby. Dr. Moebes takes great care of me. i am living independently now, which is a stride forward that i am proud of!

thank you for your concern!

Uh, there seems to be a contradiction there between the statements shown in blue and red...?

[retarded foreign lezbean]

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It's quite common for rug-munchers to be over-muscular, or so I'm told. But once you have prayed away the demons, you should return to a more normal state. Remember, no man wants a wife who can push him around. And it's so much easier to comply with Ephesians 5:22 if you are a dainty woman.

You might want to check with your doctors that you're not getting too much testosterone in those secular drugs. A woman in a village near here had that happen. She died.

But welcome, dear. Where do you go to church?

it's not so much muscle... my arms are like pvc pipes. i'd rather have broomsticks, but hey. also i will check to make sure my medications are hormone-free! i am also on estrogen-increasing supplements to try to even out my more unladylike features. the only medicine forced upon me are growth hormones, which i no longer need. i am 5'7", a recovered growth-deficient. i'm happy with this height and worry that these growth hormones are contributing testosterone.

due to my parent's divorce, i have two church homes: Mountain Brook Baptist as well as Mount Olive Methodist. i haven't quite made a decision for myself yet. my mother is taking me on a tour of local churches soon, all independently funded (which means our lunch will probably be burger king. is burger king ungodly? if so, where is a cost-friendly place to eat while on the road?)

[retarded foreign lezbean]

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Uh... whatever heathen religion you're trying to sell us, dear, it's not going to work. The Only True God is Merciless and Vengeful (Psalms 94:1).



What did your ancestors do that God hates you so much (Exodus 34:7)?



Uh, there seems to be a contradiction there between the statements shown in blue and red...?

i'm not trying to sell you my interpersonal beliefs. it's not a religion, really... it's how i cope. i need to see a bright side in everything lest i have an episode.

i don't really know? i know on my mother's side, i come from Finland, a viking family... maybe that's it? my biological father's lineage, though, i only know originated in England. maybe they were aristocrats who got their money in corrupt and evil ways, preying off the poor... but that's conjecture.

yes! i have stopped living with my pastor and we now communicate through instant messages (i.e. Skype). i am very proud of myself for this stride!

[Basilissa]

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i'm not trying to sell you my interpersonal beliefs. it's not a religion, really... it's how i cope. i need to see a bright side in everything lest i have an episode.

What the heck are "interpersonal beliefs"?

i don't really know? i know on my mother's side, i come from Finland, a viking family... maybe that's it? my biological father's lineage, though, i only know originated in England. maybe they were aristocrats who got their money in corrupt and evil ways, preying off the poor... but that's conjecture.

Oh, God doesn't mind elites exploiting the common folks. After all, every power comes from God (Romans 13:1).

yes! i have stopped living with my pastor and we now communicate through instant messages (i.e. Skype). i am very proud of myself for this stride!

You've been living in sin with your pastor? How come you haven't married him yet, sweetie?

[retarded foreign lezbean]

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What the heck are "interpersonal beliefs"?



Oh, God doesn't mind elites exploiting the common folks. After all, every power comes from God (Romans 13:1).



You've been living in sin with your pastor? How come you haven't married him yet, sweetie?

mainly things i, alone, believe as a way of overcoming my mental disabilities (to the best of my ability, of course. it only goes so far.)

i suppose it was the vikings, then. as i said before, my biological father's family line is a mystery to me. my mother's father is researching our family tree, but my father's mother shows no interest in ancestry, and my father's father is dead (throat cancer, died year 2000)...

oh, not in that way at all! he's been my caretaker. he's a very sweet man who made a delightful environment for me to stay in while under intensive care.

[Basilissa]

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mainly things i, alone, believe as a way of overcoming my mental disabilities (to the best of my ability, of course. it only goes so far.)

That would be your "personal" beliefs, then. I guess it's your choice, but why in the world would you choose to follow your personal beliefs for which accuracy you have no evidence whatsoever, instead of having faith in the Only True God, for whose existence we have the evidence in form of the Holy Bible??

i suppose it was the vikings, then. as i said before, my biological father's family line is a mystery to me. my mother's father is researching our family tree, but my father's mother shows no interest in ancestry, and my father's father is dead (throat cancer, died year 2000)...

Vikings certainly were unwashed Hellbound heathens, but burning Catholic villages etc they certainly were doing God's Will, so no, I don't think God would punish you for that. Also, keep in mind that God's wrath goes on only for 3-4 generations. Well, 10 generations for descendants of bastards (Deuteronomy 23:2).

oh, not in that way at all! he's been my caretaker. he's a very sweet man who made a delightful environment for me to stay in while under intensive care.

Why would a man take care of a sickly female?? This pastor of yours surely does sound a bit weird!

[Jim Farmer]

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due to my parent's divorce, i have two church homes: Mountain Brook Baptist as well as Mount Olive Methodist. i haven't quite made a decision for myself yet. my mother is taking me on a tour of local churches soon, all independently funded (which means our lunch will probably be burger king. is burger king ungodly? if so, where is a cost-friendly place to eat while on the road?)

If as you say, your father is a pedo who preyed on you and your brother, why are you still seeing him?
Maybe it's your parents' divorce which is causing the sickness you complain of. Unless your mother was an adulteress of course Matthew 5:32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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due to my parent's divorce, i have two church homes: Mountain Brook Baptist as well as Mount Olive Methodist. i haven't quite made a decision for myself yet.

I'm not familiar with Mountain Brook Baptist - I dare say one of our pastors can advise you on this - but as for the Methodists, all I can say is that Jesus has obviously let you develop those unnatural muscles for a reason. Run, young lady! Run fast and run far from the Godless Methodists.

i know on my mother's side, i come from Finland, a viking family... maybe that's it? my biological father's lineage, though, i only know originated in England. maybe they were aristocrats who got their money in corrupt and evil ways, preying off the poor... but that's conjecture.

My husband laughed a lot at this and asked me to tell you that nobody from any self-respecting aristocratic English family would ever marry a Finn! But what you tell us is curious. Just out of interest, which of your parents is Baptist and which is Methodist?

[SayvedByTheLord]

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Stupid female, learn to properly use capitalization.

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