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  • BrotherLarry
    Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2263

    #16
    Re: Hi!

    Brother Zechariah,

    In my studies of the "gay" community (trust me, they are anything but happy), you would not believe the lengths they will go to for carnal satisfaction. I can't describe most of them in this Holy Forum, since Jesus reads it. However, from women using peanut butter for appetizers (I will leave that to your imagination) to men keeping jars of their own man-juice for whatever reason, there is no limit to their sinful activities.

    One lezbean described her agenda as working toward a day when she and her co-lezbean could preach in any church in America, claiming that Jesus loves the gay just as much as He loves anyone else. Disgusting! These people do not know my LORD; surely His mighty swift sword would be unleashed in any Baptist church where fags or dykes would approach the altar unless it was to repent of their lewdness.

    COME, Lord Jesus,
    BrotherLarry
    Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
    “The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

    Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
    Amen and Amen

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #17
      Re: Hi!

      Originally posted by librallgbtchristian View Post
      I'm just christian and lesbian.
      Sorry, but what you are claiming is impossible. You can't be a pervert and a Christian at the same time. That's like being a jooish Nazi or a drunk teetotaler.

      With God, it's all or nothing.

      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

      Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

      James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2014
        • 1330

        #18
        Re: Hi!

        Claire, dear, welcome.

        I am so sorry to hear that you have bought into Satan's trap. "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:" 1 Peter 5:8. Homosexuality is a sin; see Romans 1:26 "For this cause xGod gave them up unto cvile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:". Thus, you are a sinner and hell-bound. "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." James 2:10. Also, my dear little girl, we are not interested in debating. This is a very good forum for you to read: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610. But even better than that would be the entire KJV 1611 Bible! Yes, I mean read every word of it. You will be blessed. "Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path." Psalm 119:105 I am praying for your little lost soul.


        Sincerely,
        Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
        "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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        • Roland
          Obese Swedish Meatball
          Delusional Forum Member
          • May 2014
          • 2193

          #19
          Re: Hi!

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          Why would any man want to watch two naked women writhing around and "bumping uglies" ???

          ¨bumping uglies¨ gives only a few results, a thorough search might get you three dozen or so.

          Those lebians have been up to a whole lot more: ***Naughty words removed***, ***Naughty words removed***, ***Naughty words removed***, It get´s better worse and better worse!

          Just a friendly warning.
          Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

          Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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          • InChristAlone
            Unsaved trash, avowed degenerate
            • Jan 2015
            • 9

            #20
            Re: Hi!

            Originally posted by librallgbtchristian View Post
            Ummm I am a christian. But I don't consider myself a "Homer sex enthusiast" becuase guess what! I've never had lesbian sex. I'm waiting until I get married! So ya I guess I can't be a "Homer sex enthusiest" and christian, I'm just christian and lesbian.
            you are amazing my friend. keep doing what ur doing and dont let some sexist homophobes try to shoot you down. they act like this is still the 1950s
            Colossians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.

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            • Zechariah Smyth
              Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 15251

              #21
              Re: Hi!

              Originally posted by InChristAlone View Post
              you are amazing my friend. keep doing what ur doing and dont let some sexist homophobes try to shoot you down. they act like this is still the 1950s
              Hey, I just checked every Bible in my house...none of them have an expiration date!



              Please show me IN THE BIBLE where God or Jesus or the Holy Ghost said to disregard His rules concerning sexual perversion.
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              • Alvin Moss
                Serving Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 4468

                #22
                Re: Hi!

                Originally posted by librallgbtchristian View Post
                Ummm I am a christian. But I don't consider myself a "Homer sex enthusiast" becuase guess what! I've never had lesbian sex. I'm waiting until I get married! So ya I guess I can't be a "Homer sex enthusiest" and christian, I'm just christian and lesbian.

                You are on a sinful track, child. You are clearly deluded and, I believe, in early stage dementia. No man will marry you and then allow you to have deviant sex. Well, as Sister Mary noted, possibly a Californian, but even that possibility is a bit of a stretch.

                No, none of those fantasies will actually occur. Here is what will happen. You will get right with Jesus or go to Hell. There's always plenty of room in the Lake of Fire, but you won't like it there.
                God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                • Darren Ingram-Myers
                  Liebral Girlie-Man
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 163

                  #23
                  Re: Hi!

                  Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
                  Hey, I just checked every Bible in my house...none of them have an expiration date!
                  But the Bible was revealed to people back then, and Mother/Father God doesn't want us to follow an outdated reading of a first-century text, any more than God wants us to follow first-century economic or political theory. We have a living, breathing Bible that should grow along with the times in order not to be hurtful to anyone. Also, any interpretation of any particular part of the Bible that contradict's the Bible's overall message of love and tolerance should be rejected.
                  The Bible, when correctly interpreted, tells us to love everyone.

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                  • Zechariah Smyth
                    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                    True Christian™
                    • Feb 2011
                    • 15251

                    #24
                    Re: Hi!

                    Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                    But the Bible was revealed to people back then, and Mother/Father God doesn't want us to follow an outdated reading of a first-century text, any more than God wants us to follow first-century economic or political theory. We have a living, breathing Bible that should grow along with the times in order not to be hurtful to anyone. Also, any interpretation of any particular part of the Bible that contradict's the Bible's overall message of love and tolerance should be rejected.
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                    Do you honestly believe that if God thought the Bible needed updating that He couldn't snap His fingers and make that change to every single Bible on earth?



                    You should get Matthew 14:31 tattooed in reverse on your forehead so you can read it every time you brush your teeth.

                    YiC,

                    Zech
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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12986

                      #25
                      Re: Hi!

                      Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                      But the Bible was revealed to people back then, and Mother/Father God doesn't want us to follow an outdated reading of a first-century text, any more than God wants us to follow first-century economic or political theory. We have a living, breathing Bible that should grow along with the times in order not to be hurtful to anyone. Also, any interpretation of any particular part of the Bible that contradict's the Bible's overall message of love and tolerance should be rejected.
                      OK, I'll bite: what is the evidence for any of this?

                      Book, chapter, and verse, please!
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • ExGay Alex
                        Helping boys become upright model citizens
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2008
                        • 1295

                        #26
                        Re: Hi!

                        Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                        But the Bible was revealed to people back then, and Mother/Father God doesn't want us to follow an outdated reading of a first-century text, any more than God wants us to follow first-century economic or political theory. We have a living, breathing Bible that should grow along with the times in order not to be hurtful to anyone. Also, any interpretation of any particular part of the Bible that contradict's the Bible's overall message of love and tolerance should be rejected.
                        The Bible's overall message of love and tolerance?

                        I think you miss the point of the whole Bible. The Old Testament contains some histories, some prophesies, and an overall message that if you sin, and especially if you do not love, fear and worship the Lord, you will be punished but good. I see nothing in the Old Testament that we are supposed to "tolerate" one another.

                        The New Testament contains biographies of Jesus and letters inspired by God in which sin continues to be a major issue for God through his messenger Jesus. There is nothing about tolerating sin or even sinners.

                        And please don't quote to me "love your neighbor as yourself." YOU are NOT my neighbor.

                        As for rejecting this or that interpretation, please note that 2 Peter 1:20 clearly tells us not to be recasting the Bible in a light that contradicts its plain meaning.
                        "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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                        • Jim Farmer
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2014
                          • 2293

                          #27
                          Re: Hi!

                          Originally posted by Darren Ingram-Myers View Post
                          Mother/Father God
                          What sort of rubbish is this. God is our Father. The Bible tells us that thousands of times. Who are you to question our Father's word?
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                          • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2014
                            • 709

                            #28
                            Re: Hi!

                            Originally posted by Thinks Design View Post
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